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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq.

@infernorfu.bsky.social
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A series of poor decisions stacked in a trench coat.

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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"if you need help, you can read off the cue cards" she begins to sob uncontrollably
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thing that can only exist in a giant warehouse full of the worlds supply of ram and needs an entire cities water supply is going to magically run on my fridge.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Same as congress, that sweet sweet insider trading/polymarket bets.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I still want a "Radical Left Lunatic" tshirt
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m Jerry Chen
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My meds work but insurance decided I'm only allowed to take them if its absolutely necessary and I only get a handful so my medical professional told me to exercise instead its great for anxiety. Yeah, I feel like my hearts going to explode guess I better drop down and start doing some pushups.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah but way too much money is what Uno's investing.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're getting closer.
A picture of the cooler master pc case that's shaped like a red and white sneaker
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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How Dare You? Offended Reaction Meme
ALT: How Dare You? Offended Reaction Meme
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Luscious feels worse to me.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How much is the version that comes with hands?
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every attack ad that runs here is basically this. Oh? He wants to defund the police and thinks they shouldn't answer every call with a gun?
Peter Parker having a conversation with Harry Osbourn.

"I just told you I've already bought it, Harry, you don't need to sell me.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Proof that any one can be president. Proof that not everyone should be president.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Read this post right before going to my first eye appointment in over a decade. Guys telling me what I've got going on and he says I got that and I laugh and say no way. Wild stuff.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Was talking with a friend "do you think they did this so they can bring it up on the tv for him and show him how the tv still loves him look at the news channel mr president, see how they love you, see how they cant stop praising you this was easier than continuously feeding him ai"
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There's always bananas in the money stand.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In for a penny, in for a pound, Jerry
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
surprisingly, gamefly still exists
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They need that much money to build a Good AI to battle the Evil AI that they also created.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"But they quit their jobs, what do they have to gain?" Stock market? New Job? I have a hard time believing that the people lying all of the time have suddenly developed a conscience, and, besides that, if they're so afraid of it why are they leaving instead of sabotaging?
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If I'm being honest with myself, if I had the chance to rug pull I'd absolutely do it. These people are going to throw their money away at something, might as well be me.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think if I were really good at winning I wouldn't tell people I've been fighting the same opponents for 10 years.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Moon is full of American cheese.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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He Needs More Blankets, He Needs Less Blankets
ALT: He Needs More Blankets, He Needs Less Blankets
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pokemon Go to the Hague
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I always thought when Bad Times came I'd be like Slim Pickens riding the bomb. Instead I find myself becoming Steve Buscemi at the end of Armageddon. I fear how many news cycles away I am from the Joker.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
NFT Apes are inevitable
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
jerry maybe
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Healthy children can run under the looms faster.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It makes sense feral druids would make their own discord server
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Their friends across the aisle, just silly lil guys, smol beans, and you want to hold them accountable on their birthday?
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's a good day to be a msushi fan. It's a bad day to be a msushi computer.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
True art should make you uncomfortable
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Title :DISNEY HAS FOUND ITS NEW SPIDER-MAN Article: Disney Jr hit show Spider-man and his amazing friends replaces actor in season 5
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@argick.bsky.social I assume you already have one but tagging just in case.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/mint...
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
GTA 6 only selling one copy on Playstation.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
old alexa told me the weather, maybe it turned on the lights when i asked it to, maybe it didnt. it was a solid deal. here comes new alexa that can have an entire conversation and I don't need my light switch to quote books to me
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you dont have an HOA, whenever you damn well want.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I've heard a lot of people say Jerry's done another 9/11, so this is what they meant.
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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Knock Knock! #MysteryWrestling15 Watch the full match available on www.youtube.com/@mysterywres...! #MysteryWrestling
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nah, its a thrill for you and them, you gotta be excited or its insulting.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's probably fine, it's not like we've angered any other countries lately.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Frankly I've had my suspicions for a while but this confirms it.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Now, this may come as controversial, but I'm sensing a new Hot Daga and I fully support, nay, demand it.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm sorry the best we can do is AI Hologram Mr Rogers
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
lesbian kirby 2 pack
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
At subway all you get for five dollars now is five minutes to stare longingly at the bread.
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Morgan Freeman Says 'Good Luck'
ALT: Morgan Freeman Says 'Good Luck'
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Now this might come off as extreme but I think if you drive one of those huge vehicular manslaughter trucks you gotta document that at least twice a week you're towing a boat/hauling enough lumber to build a house. First time you don't its 6 weeks in jail, second time 6 months, 3rd is 6 years.
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