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Mrs. Patterson

@infernallyyours.bsky.social
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Happily married to Mister Patterson. Overly dedicated to my job. Sometimes baker. Always baked. Oxford comma advocate. I swear a lot. Hail Crom. ⚔️

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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
And a face like a cat's ass... 😂
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
It's absolutely wild that he somehow has less brains than his uncle...
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Less wolf, more hyaena.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 05/05/2025
Pass it on…
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
That's like... a day in the US.
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Time to invoke the 25th. Is Vance any better? Absolutely not. But he's not the one with the cult.
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Ignore the sexism so you can enjoy the racism. 👍🏼
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Well... Trump supporters are really REALLY stupid. I think that's the breakdown.
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I smell a new Ghost album...
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
SO DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
See you on the battlefield! ⚔️
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Now that it's safe to be out of the klan kloset....
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Seen in Ohio...
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
It's like we elected someone so fiscally incompetent that he bankrupted a casino or something. Wild.
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
It's like we're trying to make up for not being part of the Confederacy... 😑
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Ohio is here for it: www.daytondailynews.com/local/antise...
daytondailynews.com
Antisemitic vandalism closes Miamisburg restaurant
Applebee’s Grill and Bar in Miamisburg closed Saturday morning after it was vandalized with graffiti including antisemitic imagery.
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Trump calls all of them Ivanka...
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
In the southwestern Ohio region, if someone looks familiar, you ask them where they went to school. Even if you think they might be famous. The conversation is 100% Person 1: You look familiar. Person 2: Where did you go to school? Instant comradery if you both went to a Catholic high school.
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
"Tonight your name is Ivanka..."
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
He winked at him after saying it. Sometimes no means yes... 🥰
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Is the puppet turning on its master? Or does donold just need to feel important...
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
A more secure form of communication than Hegseth's Signal account:
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
It always comes down to size, doesn't it?
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I've started calling MAGA moms "twatzis" and it makes me feel better. Just sharing.
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I still think he can top that somehow.
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
He looks like someone who always has clammy hands...
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Sounds like we have a lot of work to do.
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I feel like I need a drink and a cigarette. I'm not a drinker and haven't smoked in over four years.
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Is Strom dead in this picture?
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Let the man sleep!
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Trump is a terrorist.
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Awesome that someone nutted up...
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Apparently love is bitter as fuck...
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Trump is a terrorist.
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
She would look good bound in barbed wire.
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
No one with a chin THAT fucking weak is going to convince me that they're superior to anything. Go look for your ring, Gollum...
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
He keeps getting sent on special missions because no one wants to babysit his sorry ass. Just take him snipe hunting already and be done with it.
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The level of douchery that this guy encompasses is so impressive that it almost makes me sick. He works SO hard at being SUCH a fucking joke...
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I fucking love this for you!!!
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Trump is a terrorist.
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
If unwashed balls doused in Axe Body Spray could make noise, they would sound just like Kid Rock.
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
He's having flashbacks of being picked last for kickball...
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Mrs. Patterson @infernallyyours.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
This is EXACTLY how I feel about Van Morrison...
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