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Kit Walker

@inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net
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writer, podcaster, internet person. on all levels except physical, i am a shitty teen sitting on the curb outside a 7-11 and drinking a slurpee.[...] View full profile at app.wafrn.net/blog/inferiorwit

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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 12/10/2026
When the young Beddington twins rob a tanning salon in east London, the last thing they expect to find there is ₤500,000 in illicit cash. Check out "The Safecrackers' Take," the twelfth book in The Casefile of Jay Moriarty, available now: books2read.com/u/bQMVG0
Book cover for "The Safecrackers' Take," by Kit Walker.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 11/10/2026
a member of law enforcement is trapped in a body with capabilities different from those he had before, loses his memories, and sets out to investigate his own apparent demise
A poster for RoboCop.A poster for Detective Pikachu.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 11/10/2026
i'll be participating in Safe Haven's "Not June, Still Gay!" Pride market on November 7 & 8! come on down to get a free bookmark (and maybe grab some gay crime books while you're there). #yeg
Safe Haven Inclusive Market and Events. Saturday, November 7 & Sunday, November 8, 10 AM - 4 PM. 7718 104 St NW, Edmonton. safehavenyeg.com
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 28/09/2026
preorders are up for the next story in The Casefile of Jay Moriarty! books2read.com/b/bQMVG0
Book cover for "The Safecrackers' Take" by Kit Walker
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 27/09/2026
these assholes have so many fucking feelings
Word count for a Scrivener document: 5509 words.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 20/09/2026
my inner battletech dweeb is unreasonably delighted to be sharing a smashwords chart with the latest issue of Shrapnel
The "Featured New Releases" section on Smashwords, which includes BattleTech: Shrapnel Issue #26 and The Exploits of Jay Moriarty.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 15/09/2026
i know querromanceink.com sorts its book tags alphabetically, but having these two right at the top of the list for Exploits feels very appropriate nonetheless
Book listing for The Exploits of Jay Moriarty. The first two tags on the listing are "Action Adventure" and "BDSM."
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 14/09/2026
THE EXPLOITS OF JAY MORIARTY is out today in ebook and paperback! This volume collects books 6–11 of my Casefile of Jay Moriarty series and features some incredible cover art by @danyriverarts.bsky.social. Check it out here: moriarty.inferiorwit.com/release_vo…
Release Day image for The Exploits of Jay Moriarty, featuring Sebastian Moran wearing a collar with Moriarty straddling his lap.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 12/09/2026
all set up for market day! come on down to the Fringe Arts Barns in Strathcona between 10:00 and 4:00 to get some queer crime books (and lots of other stuff)
Photo of a market table featuring a series of short books with colorful covers, arranged in a rainbow.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 12/09/2026
the DriveThruFiction proof just arrived! DTF uses a heavier page weight than KDP or D2D, so this one is, uh ... hefty.
Paperback copy of The Exploits of Jay Moriarty; cover features Sebastian Moran wearing a collar while Moriarty straddles his lap.The same book, turned to the side to reveal how thick it is. You could beat goats to death with this thing.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 08/09/2026
i seem to live exclusively in cities that like to do vampire-themed raves
A flyer taped to a signpost for a "Blade Blood Rave," featuring art of Wesley Snipes as Blade.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 03/09/2026
airfare says uhhhhh probably not
Screencap of a Google Travel airfare calendar. Not a single rate is below $1500.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 03/09/2026
the beast lurks
A black cat looking down at the camera from atop a very tall bookshelf.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 01/09/2026
very pleased to announce i'll be participating in the "Queer People Selling Queer Stuff" market in Edmonton on September 12! swing by the Fringe Theatre Arts Barns between 10 AM and 4 PM to grab some gay crime books (including advance copies of The Exploits of Jay Moriarty).
Queer People Selling Queer Stuff: The Hottest Market in Town. Apparel, Prints, Jewelry, Pottery, Leather Goods, Beadwork, Woodworking, Zines, & More. September 12, 10 AM - 4 PM, Fringe Grounds Cafe. Learn more at fringetheatre.ca/q2q.A pile of short books in the Casefile of Jay Moriarty series.Book cover for The Exploits of Jay Moriarty, featuring Sebastian Moran wearing a collar and Moriarty sitting in his lap.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 26/08/2026
one thing about researching the history of british universities is that every fifth paragraph or so features the most howlingly racist thing you've ever read
During its expansion phase the university also became the first English university to establish relationships with overseas institutions; firstly in 1875 with Codrington College, Barbados, and secondly in early 1876 with Fourah Bay College, Sierra Leone. Under the arrangements the two colleges became affiliated colleges of the university with their students sitting examinations for and receiving Durham degrees. The landmark event was not met with universal applause, with the London Times stating "it would not be much longer before the University of Durham was affiliated to the Zoo".
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 23/08/2026
i decided to put "Anytime You Like" at the start of this volume because putting it at the end of the last one kind of fucked up the sense of closure, and i stand by that decision, but it does mean the first line of Exploits is, uh, this:
Despite twelve years in the army and an active social life, Sebastian had never seen this many cocks in one place before. That they were all made of silicone and currently in a bag was a minor detail. "Why do you have so many of these?"
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 23/08/2026
print proofs have started coming in
A paperback copy of "The Exploits of Jay Moriarty," featuring cover art of Moriarty in Sebastian Moran's lap. Moran is wearing a collar.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 23/08/2026
youtube had some recommendations after i finished rewatching Love Never Dies and, uh
Youtube's "Keep Watching" page, featuring recommendations for Iron Lung, Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall, and Les Miserables: The Staged Concert.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 23/08/2026
gustav time
- the phantom barely notices meg but knows she'd take him to the pier?
- (in 72 point font) CONGRATS BUDDY THAT'S THE WORST ANYONE'S EVER DONE IT
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 24/07/2026
it's the last week of the smashwords summer/winter sale -- if you like con and heist stories starring problematic queers, you have until the end of the month to get a bunch of my books either free or really, really cheap: www.smashwords.com/profile/view/ast…
Promo image of Jay Moriarty and Sebastian Moran. Jay is sitting in Sebastian's lap and playing with the collar Sebastian is wearing.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 19/07/2026
once again the BLM mustang program is activating the part of my brain that thinks buying a $125 feral horse is a great idea with no downsides wildhorsesonline.blm.gov/animals/25…
Photo of a one-year-old blue roan mustang horse.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 10/07/2026
okay come on (source: www.databreachtoday.com/scattered-s…)
The FBI said images from Stokes' Snapchat, Facebook and Apple accounts, which investigators accessed with court-granted search warrants, "also show Stokes possessing numerous watches and substantial cash, as well as apparently diamond-encrusted chains with the words "HACK THE PLANET."
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 03/07/2026
@wafrn.net hey, one of my recent woots was within the 300-character limit for bluesky, but it federated to atproto looking like this. was that supposed to happen?
Screencap of a WAFRN post on Bluesky, consisting entirely of a bluelinked "[...]."
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 03/07/2026
[...]
Screencap of the Featured Smashwords Summer/Winter Sale Deals carousel, featuring The Casefile of Jay Moriarty.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 01/07/2026
the kobo edition of The Casefile of Jay Moriarty is also on sale: www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/the-casefi…
Book cover for The Casefile of Jay Moriarty, by Kit Walker
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 30/06/2026
analytics indicate my newsletter readers are more likely to open emails with weird or provocative subject lines, so my apologies in advance for this headline
Happy Pride to all the mosquitoes getting bred right now
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 30/06/2026
Headline: "Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount of Water."

Illustration: a desert side-by-side with a flooded city street.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 29/06/2026
also, Patience is technically in the canon ("The Boscombe Valley Mystery"). the fact that Doyle wrote a second character named "Moran" who lived in Herefordshire (where the SAS is stationed) is one of the Casefile's weirder happy accidents.
A girl of fourteen, Patience Moran, who is the daughter of the lodge-keeper of the Boscombe Valley estate, was in one of the woods picking flowers.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 29/06/2026
new short story! sebastian visits his family in herefordshire for christmas, and jay can't sleep. read it free here: moriarty.inferiorwit.com/interlude08
Patience briefly considered asking Jay if it was all right to join him on the sofa—but, well, it was her sofa. She dropped down onto the other end.

“Couldn’t sleep?” she guessed.

Jay glanced past Patience, down the hall to the guest bedroom. “Didn’t want to keep Sebastian up.”

If Patience didn’t know any better, she’d think he was sad; his eyes were a little red, damp around the lashes, and there was a quiet heaviness in his voice.

“Did—” she hesitated, not sure if this was a question she should ask. “Were you wanting to spend Christmas with your family, instead?”

The corner of Jay’s mouth twitched in something that wasn’t quite a smile. “My family doesn’t want anything to do with me.”
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 18/06/2026
car ride
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 15/06/2026
this volume features cover art from Dany Rivera (danyriverarts.com), LOOK AT MY LITTLE GUYS
Sebastian Moran is wearing a collar and looks adoringly up at Jay Moriarty, who is sitting in his lap and has his fingers hooked through the collar.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 15/06/2026
The second collected edition of The Casefile of Jay Moriarty will arrive on September 14! Learn more (and preorder the ebook version) here: moriarty.inferiorwit.com/preorder_v…
Book cover for "The Exploits of Jay Moriarty," by Kit Walker. Sebastian Moran is wearing a collar and looks adoringly up at Jay Moriarty.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 05/06/2026
this one actually makes perfect sense
DVD and Blu-ray covers for Chucky: Season Three
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 05/06/2026
also: Cats
DVD and Blu-ray covers for the movie Cats
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 05/06/2026
also included: Harley Quinn but only season 2 in standard definition, and Supernatural but only season 15 (presumably for the gay superhell episode)
DVD cover for Harley Quinn: The Complete Second SeasonDVD and Blu-ray covers for Supernatural: The Complete Fifteenth Season
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 05/06/2026
i'm confused about some of the selections for this website's pride month promo
Pride month promo banner for a DVD/Blu-ray retailer, featuring Wicked, Lord of the Rings, Bowie, Bros, Classic Westerns, a James Stewart western collection, and Casablanca.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 01/06/2026
"Sebastian didn’t want to fight, tonight. He wanted to surrender. He wanted to fall, and know Jay would be there to catch him." Read the final chapter of "Moriarty & Moran’s North Yorkshire Crime Spree": moriarty.inferiorwit.com/m11_chapte…
Book cover for "Moriarty & Moran's North Yorkshire Crime Spree," by Kit Walker.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 29/05/2026
rewatching Vera after living in newcastle for 4 years like
Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 29/05/2026
wafrn lets you list a reason when you block somebody and, looking back on my list of blocked users, i'm sensing a theme (the theme is that i might be a bitch)
List of blocked users. Reasons listed are "annoying," "annoying yank," "annoying yank," "spam," "annoying," "sff author," "sff author," "pedantic," and "annoying."
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 25/05/2026
"As the servers began distributing the first course, Jay said, 'It’s a bit Jane Austen, isn’t it?'" Read chapter four of "Moriarty & Moran’s North Yorkshire Crime Spree": moriarty.inferiorwit.com/m11_chapte…
Book cover for Moriarty & Moran's North Yorkshire Crime Spree, by Kit Walker.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 19/05/2026
the more i learn about david simon, the more relatable he becomes
So, suddenly feeling some admiration and sympathy for his nemeses, Simon found himself at peace, right? No, he found himself at sea.

That’s because “anything I’ve ever accomplished as a writer, as somebody doing TV, anything I’ve ever done in life, down to, like, cleaning up my room, has been accomplished because I was going to show people that they were [bleeped] up, wrong, and that I was the [bleeping] center of the universe and the sooner they got hip to that, the happier they would all be.”
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 18/05/2026
"'Jay,' Sebastian said slowly, 'is this a sex dungeon?'" Read chapter three of "Moriarty & Moran’s North Yorkshire Crime Spree": moriarty.inferiorwit.com/m11_chapte…
Book cover for Moriarty & Moran's North Yorkshire Crime Spree.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 17/05/2026
at any given moment, at least 5% of sebastian moran's mental bandwidth is dedicated to "hatred of polyester"
Emotion welled up in Jay’s chest; he shoved it down and eyed Moran sceptically. “Is this part of some elaborate plot to burn the suit I already have?”

“It’s polyester. It won’t fucking burn.” Moran sounded as though he’d put serious thought to the matter. “I may just have to throw it into the Thames instead.”He was a slight young man, a bit on the short side and wearing an absolutely hideous short-sleeved button down with what appeared to be a dragon printed across the front. A pair of mirrored aviator sunglasses sat atop his head.

“Councillor Wallis?” The journalist gave him an idle wave, not bothering to rise from his seat. “Miles Fowler, TechRat Magazine.”“He’s definitely anxious. Looked about ready to pass out by the time I was done.” Sebastian glanced to the side; Jay hadn’t changed clothes since he met with Wallis at the pub. “I have concerns about that shirt.”Jay made a conciliatory noise from the passenger seat; he was buzzing with what Sebastian suspected was suppressed glee. “Might’ve overdone it with the blood, though.” Miles Fowler’s godawful polyester shirt was, to Sebastian’s immense relief, ruined beyond recovery. It was an absurd amount of blood, impossible to take seriously, like something out of a Monty Python movie. “At least I didn’t have to get it in my mouth this time.”
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 11/05/2026
"They could not be caught shagging in a field outside the house they’d just robbed." Read chapter two of "Moriarty & Moran’s North Yorkshire Crime Spree": moriarty.inferiorwit.com/m11_chapte…
Book cover for "Moriarty & Moran’s North Yorkshire Crime Spree" by Kit Walker.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 09/05/2026
there's a goose nesting in my mum's garden boxes #canada
A Canada Goose hunkered down in a raised garden box, hissing at the camera.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 06/05/2026
yeah this feels correct
Screencap of the user's Most Watched Movies on Trakt, featuring Jupiter Ascending, Hellboy, and Blade.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 05/05/2026
i'm not sure this ad understands why bridgerton fans like bridgerton
Cropped banner ad, text reads: "No-spice Romance for Fans of Bridgerton"
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 02/05/2026
Tommy Lee Jones looking with disapproval over his newspaper.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 01/05/2026
doing the community copies thing means tracking all my book sales on a big spreadsheet, so have a graph amazon has just recently nudged above 50% of all my sales, but that still means almost half of my readers are elsewhere. so if you're wondering why i'm not on kindle unlimited, that's why.
Pie chart of book sales featuring Amazon at 52.3%, itch.io at 16.7%, Kobo at 13%, Draft2Digital at 10.8%, DriveThruFiction at 5.7%, Payhip at 1.2%, and Google at 0.2%.
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Kit Walker @inferiorwit.at.app.wafrn.net · 01/05/2026
free community copies of "Moriarty & Moran's North Yorkshire Crime Spree" can now be claimed for download on itch.io: inferiorwit.itch.io/moriarty11 to grab one, just scroll down the book page until you see the "Community Copies" section, then click "Claim Access."
Screenshot of the "Community Copies" section of a book page on itch.io. Text reads: "If you're not in a position to buy the book but you still want to read it, grab a free copy here. Every copy sold adds to the number of community copies available."
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