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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
That Heaven I’d Forgotten ( #Rutag, 1/3, 2.2k, T) archiveofourown.org/works/86954101 Taggie wakes up in a hospital room the morning after the disastrous dinner at the Jones’s. Why is Rupert at her bedside and why is there an adorable toddler calling her mummy? (aka the amnesia au)
Moodboard for the fic “That Heaven I’d Forgotten” by Spacecadet72. There are three Polaroid photos against a background of a forest and blue sky. From left to right the photos are: Rupert looking full of longing, Taggie with a wistful expression, and an adorable toddler boy with curly auburn hair. The title and author name are written under on the bottom of the photo of Taggie.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Love You Like I Mean It (I Know I Can’t) ( #Rutag, 1/4, 1.6k, M) archiveofourown.org/works/86489166 The Hunger Games au
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’d Give You The World (Take It All From Me) ( #Rutag, 1/1, 2.7k, E) archiveofourown.org/works/85823706 Rupert finds a crying Taggie in their bedroom in between meetings.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I Want You To Need Me (Like The Air You Breathe) ( #Rutag, 2/2, 7.2k, E) archiveofourown.org/works/71677591 The cult au
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Two Planets Dancing ( #Darklina, 1/1, 346 words, G) archiveofourown.org/works/80216801 An unassuming form, a magic touch, and a meeting between two souls.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Why Can’t I (Breathe Whenever I Think About You) ( #Rutag, 1/3, 1.7k, E) archiveofourown.org/works/79763071 The escort fake husband au
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I Want A House With A Crowded Table ( #KPopDemonHunters, poly Huntrix/Saja Boys, 1/1, 1.3k, G) archiveofourown.org/works/78260876 A sweet afternoon with Zoey and her family. (Written for Holly Poly 2025)
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This Brilliant Light (Brighter Than We've Known) ( #Ivan&Alina, pre #Darklina, 1/1, 4.5k, T) archiveofourown.org/works/77526551 “Papa, look at my light!” “That’s wonderful, Alya, show me.” Ivan discovers the Sun Summoner as a small, orphaned child and raises her as his own away from Os Alta.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Let Me In (The Walls You've Built Around) ( #Rutag, 1/1, 8k, M) archiveofourown.org/works/76510261 Four times Taggie and Rupert take a risk and one time after it's all worked out. or The White Collar AU (Written for the 2025 Rutag Secret Santa)
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Right Beside You Is Where I Belong ( #Rutag, 1/1, 3.2k, G) archiveofourown.org/works/75834661 Taggie’s fiancé doesn’t show up for their wedding and Rupert steps in to make things right.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
In My Dreams (Underneath My Skin) ( #Ludarklina, 1/1, 3k, G) archiveofourown.org/works/73482611 Not long after Alina arrives at the Little Palace, she starts dreaming of Luda.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You've Shown Me How It's Supposed To Be ( #Rutag, 1/1, 1.4k, G) archiveofourown.org/works/73483321 “Please, angel, surely I can’t have all this money if I can’t use it to take care of you and steal some time with you for myself.” Taggie is feeling overwhelmed and Rupert takes care of her.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
lurched like a stray to the arms that were open ( #Rutag, 1/1, 893 words, E) archiveofourown.org/works/73362001 Demon Hunter Rupert Campbell-Black hunts down a succubus but she isn’t what he expected. He decides to take her for himself.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Some Part Of Me Came Alive (The First Time You Kissed Me) ( #Rutag, 1/7, 3.5k, E) archiveofourown.org/works/73278481 Ralphie won’t sleep with her because she’s a virgin, so Taggie just has to lose her virginity so they can be together. Enter Rupert Campbell-Black.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You Weren't Down For Forever (And It's Fine) ( #Rutag, 1/1, 878 words, G) archiveofourown.org/works/72490121 Left alone on her birthday, Taggie has a surprise visitor.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Need Your Help (Need Your Love) ( #Rutag, 1/1, 1.2k, T) archiveofourown.org/works/72002426 When Taggie accidentally hits Tony Baddingham with her car, she calls the one person she knows will take care of everything.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Dance with the Devil ( #Rutag, 1/1, 500 words, M) archiveofourown.org/works/71775726 "Just kill me already." "Oh, Tag. I'm not going to kill you." (The serial killer/final girl au)
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I've Got You Down (I Know You By Heart) ( #Rutag, 3/3, 11k, E) archiveofourown.org/works/68043106 Secretly dating, Rupert and Taggie write to each other while Rupert is away in America. (1950’s au written for last year’s Rutag Summer Playlist exchange)
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It’s that time again where I post all the fics I forgot to post here in the last 9 months all at once 😅
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Rutag — As Long As You’re Mine
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
There’s No Doubt (You’re In Deep) ( #Rutag, 1/1, 1.3k, G) archiveofourown.org/works/67425595 “There is someone but…she’s out of bounds.” Nicky and Mary pay Rupert a visit.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
you know just how to make my heart beat faster ( #Rutag, 2/2, 5.8k, E) archiveofourown.org/works/62679415 Desperate to find a way to make money to support her family during the Great Depression, Taggie agrees to meet with a vampire looking for a willing human to feed from.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
still more poetry ( #Rutag, 1/1, 2.2k, E) archiveofourown.org/works/65192386 Taggie sets up a little surprise for Rupert to celebrate their first May Day together.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
got this feeling that won't subside (got these hungry eyes) ( #Rutag, 1/?, 1k, M) archiveofourown.org/works/64496902 “You do know what they say about her.” “That she’s killed all her husbands?” “She might just decide to kill you next.” “Hopefully it’s only a little death.”
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
not so lonely anymore, little bird ( #Rutag, 1/2, 2.2k, E) archiveofourown.org/works/64301833 A small bird becomes a frequent visitor at Penscombe and Rupert takes comfort in their interactions while pining for Taggie. (Canonverse fae au)
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
follow me (show me what you can do) ( #Rutag, 1/1, 1k, E) archiveofourown.org/works/63695977 On his honeymoon in Spain, Rupert books the room next to Tony and Cameron.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
and suddenly the world isn't as lonely now ( #Rutag, 1/1, 1.8k, T) archiveofourown.org/works/63255871 “Do you think you’ve ever been in love? “Yes.”
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
no more (watching the world from my doorstep) ( #Rutag, 1/1, 470, T) archiveofourown.org/works/63123730 Taggie isn’t putting herself last any longer.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Baby Your Love's Got The Best Of Me ( #Darklina, 1/1, 3.4k, E) archiveofourown.org/works/62708791 Alina has an unexpected visitor.
Moodboard for the fic Baby Your Love’s Got the Best of Me with black and white images. One each of Ben Barnes and Jessie Mei Li and the rest sexy photos of unknown people with slight bdsm vibes.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
In The Name Of Love ( #Darklina, 1/1, 2k, T) archiveofourown.org/works/61890175 A vision leads Alina to think that Aleksander and Ravka are better off with her gone.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
(no amount of honesty could wipe away) the love I have for you ( #Darklina, 1/1, 1.8k, T) archiveofourown.org/works/61825516 Both Aleksander and Alina have been keeping secrets, but they have a way of getting out.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Nice To Meet You (How Were You Ever A Stranger?) ( #Rutag, 1/1, 3.2k, E) archiveofourown.org/works/61671406 Alone on what was supposed to be a couple's romantic ski vacation because her boyfriend "had to work", Taggie meets a handsome stranger in the resort bar.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I got behind on posting my fics here so I’m gonna catch up and I apologize for the spam coming 😅
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
kiss me with your razor blade mouth ( #Rutag, 2/5, 3.4k, E) archiveofourown.org/works/622465... Mafia arranged marriage au chapter 2 is up!
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
kiss me with your razor blade mouth ( #Rutag, 1/?, 864 words, E) archiveofourown.org/works/62246567 (Mafia arranged marriage au)
Moodboard for the fic kiss me with your razor blade mouth by Spacecadet72. Pictures of a bearded Alex Hassel from Locked in, Bella Maclean in Rivals and faceless pictures of a tattooed man, a couple holding hands and a woman walking two large dogs are arranged on a dark red background.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Santa Baby (Hurry Down My Chimney Tonight) ( #Rutag / #angelblack, 1/1, 1.3k, E) archiveofourown.org/works/61638010 Taggie has been an angel all year, will Santa give her the one thing she desperately wants? (aka the cockwarming and breeding kink Santa roleplay fic)
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
There are no #rutag / #angelblack soulmate aus on ao3 👀
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a cartoon turtle says my time has come
ALT: a cartoon turtle says my time has come
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Arranged marriage mafia au #rutag #angelblack #rivals
Rupert leaned back in his chair, smirk fixed on his lips as he took a drag of his cigarette and simply watched the man across from him. This meeting was hardly a surprise, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t revel in the triumph of it either. 

Declan O’Hara—one of the most pig-headed men Rupert knew as well as the head of the rival O’Hara family—sat in one of the terribly uncomfortable chairs in front of Rupert’s desk, barely managing to keep still, his rage and frustration clear in his expression. 

It didn’t matter that O’Hara tried to hide it, he was much too easy to read. Declan never would have come to Rupert if he hadn’t been so desperate. Not for anything, but certainly not for this. 

And if Rupert had nudged certain elements into place to ensure that the O’Hara’s were desperate for this alliance? Well, he’d never claimed to be a good man. 

He was charming and ruthless and relentless and often greedy, but never good. 

This time, his greed wasn’t for money or power or territory or anything of the sort, but for a woman. That in and of itself wasn’t so surprising. He was well known for sharing his bed—or couch or closet or counter or wherever was most convenient at the time—with any number of beautiful women. 

There was something…different about Taggie O’Hara. Something that made him want to keep her. 

“So,” Rupert drawled as the silence stretched on, thick and charged, “I was thinking a spring wedding would be lovely.”
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Not me thinking about writing a Rutag arranged marriage mafia au long fic 👀
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
(tw dementia)
“Someone’s here to see you, Sasha.”

Alina smiles at the caregiver, Fedyor, in thanks as he walks away and leaves her standing by her husband. 

Sasha smiles up at her, but it’s merely pleasant with no recognition. “Hello.”

“Hi. I’m Alina.” She gives a little wave and gestures to the seat across from him. “Can I sit with you?”

He nods, his eyes, so dark and so familiar to her, watching as she sits down. 

She can’t help but drink him in, now that she can only see him once a day.Isn’t it time you moved on?

She pushes aside the anger that flares once more in her belly at the memory of Mal’s words—as if she would just abandon her husband because he didn’t always remember her. She promised in sickness and in health and she won’t go back on those vows. 

Even if their life together no longer looks the way it did—even if the loss of him is sometimes so heart wrenching that it might shatter her into pieces—she is his wife and she doesn’t want anyone else. 

“Is that your baby?” she asks, nodding at the baby doll cradled so carefully in his arms. 
He smiles, wide and so much like the man she married, as he drops his eyes to the doll. He nods. “Her name is Katya.”

Alina’s heart swells and aches. “I have a daughter named Katya.”

He lifts his head to look at her, still smiling. “She must be special.”

Alina blinks a few times, trying to push back the tears filling her eyes. “She is.”

Their daughter is grown with her own family and living across the country, and Sasha had looked just like that holding her as a baby. “She’s lucky to have someone like you to take care of her,” Alina says, gesturing at the doll in his arms. 

Sasha nods, but says nothing, instead humming a soft melody, a lullaby that he had often sung to their daughter at bedtime. 

They sit together like that for several minutes, listening to Sasha hum as he rocks the baby doll and Alina watches, remembers.
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Have I spent the evening reading smutty #Rutag fics written by Darklinas even though I haven’t watched/read Rivals yet? …maybe
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Role reversal au
Aleksander woke to fingers brushing softly up and down his side, leaving a trail of goosebumps behind. 

“Good morning, moya tsaritsa.” His voice was rough with disuse and sleep, but Alina’s eyes only darkened at the sound of it. 

She leaned down to press a nipping kiss to his shoulder. “Good morning, malysh.” 

He hadn’t been sharing her bed for very long, only a few days, but he hoped the long, unending years ahead of them looked just like this. There was very little he wouldn’t do to keep it.

Maybe that made him as much a monster as she was, and certainly his mother didn’t approve, but he had found the other half to his soul. He and Baghra had hidden for so long, avoiding coming under the attention of the immortal and vicious Sol Koroleva. None of it mattered in the end. Aleksander’s place was next to Alina. They were inevitable. “I have something for you,” she said, still caressing his skin. 

He raised an eyebrow, his lips curving up in a lazy smile. “Oh?” 

With an answering smile, hers heated and enigmatic, she slipped out of bed not bothering to pull on a robe. 

He watched as she walked away from him, every gorgeous inch of her on display, thoughts of how they could spend the morning flooding his mind. 

As she stepped back into the room a moment later, black embroidered, gold corecloth draped over her arm, his eyes widened as he sat up. A kefta, clearly for him, in her color. “Alina…” He reached out to run his fingers over it once she was close enough. The craftsmanship was exquisite, of course, just like his blue Etherialki keftas. 

It was a certain claim, as was the possessiveness in her eyes. There would be no denying that he was hers. Why would he want to deny it?

“Will you wear it?” She asked, holding it out. “Will you be mine?”

He took the garment without hesitation. “You know I already am.”
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
This is such a cool idea and so well executed! 🥰🥰🥰
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
🔞 (daddy kink, cockwarming) #darklina Alina squirmed, unable to stay still with pleasure and need pulsing hot and demanding between her legs. Aleksander’s hand tightened on her hip, a warning in the way they dug into her skin. 1/
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I know I don’t always pay attention but it doesn’t seem like the marketing was super clear that Wicked is only part 1 (at 2 hrs and 40 minutes???) and I’m finding myself probably irrationally irritated about it
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I was reading a Darklina socmed and then took a call & now I can’t find it! (might have been on twitter) It’s the single dad doctor!Sasha/nanny!Alina one I can’t remember the name of it or the creator because my memory sucks Does anyone know it?
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
🔞 Ludarklina Enchanted au (established modern Ludalina and young (virgin) Sasha from a different world)
Luda was at a work conference and hated being so far from her loves. She would be home in a couple of days though, a bright marker in an interesting but exhausting week. 

“I have something to tell you.” 

The fact that Alina was keeping something she wanted to share inside hadn’t completely escaped Luda. It was better to let Alina share things in her own time, so Luda hadn’t pressed. 

“Is something wrong?” she asked, her brows furrowing. If anything had been terribly wrong, Alina wouldn’t have waited, but she wasn’t entirely settled about whatever this was either. 

Alina shook her head. “Not wrong, just…unexpected.”Luda waited for Alina to continue. 

Several beats passed before Alina spoke. “Sasha doesn’t know what sex is.” 

Luda blinked a couple of times as she processed the words. “What?”

It had been clear that he was a virgin—he hadn’t even kissed anyone before them. But being inexperienced and completely lacking knowledge were two very different things.

“Well, he does now,” Alina said, running her hand down her face.

“Did you two sleep together?” There wasn’t any jealousy running through her, only concern.If things had escalated between Alina and Sasha when he didn’t understand what was going on and she didn’t know he didn’t know— 

Alina shook her head. “No, although he’s interested in trying things once you get back. We fooled around a little, but we talked first.” 

Luda couldn’t help but giggle at the thought. “How awkward was the sex talk?”

Alina groaned. “Less awkward and more just…not successful? I don’t think I explained it very well. So I showed him porn.”

Luda’s eyes widened. “What?” A visual demonstration would likely be helpful, but porn probably wasn’t a good basis for learning much about sex. “It was an amateur video, super vanilla and very romantic and soft, don’t worry,” Alina said, rushing to reassure her. “It’s not like I was going to show him anything super kinky or unrealistic.”

“What did he think?” 

Alina’s answering smile, full of heat and affection, brought up fantasies of the two of them with Aleksander that had been in Luda’s mind for a while. 

“It helped him understand better, I think, although the hand job I gave him after really brought the information home, I think. That and showing him how to finger me. He’s a very quick learner.”
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Az~ @azrielgreen.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Fanfiction etiquette is incredibly simple, actually. Don't like it, don't read it. No one is forcing you to, which is why it looks ridiculous to complain about it, especially if you were content warned. AO3 tags + "exclude" is one of the greatest reading tools ever. Use them properly and voila!
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
You’re Not Mine Anymore (But I’m Still Yours) (Darklina, 1/1, 600 words, G) archiveofourown.org/works/60742465 angst with an open/hopeful ending, modern grishaverse with merzost induced amnesia
Moodboard for the fic You’re Not Mine Anymore (But I’m Still Yours). The images are in Polaroid photo frames with the title written across the bottom of the photos. The photos inside pictures of Ben Barnes, Jessie Mei Li, held hands, a hand with black veins, a woman with her face buried in her knee, and text that reads “Your heart and my heart are very, very old friends. —Hafiz
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inevitabletapir @inevitabletapir.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The best kind 😈
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