ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Guess who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize this year. Again. Yay. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Tina Peters is not an election denier. She is a convicted felon who tampered with voting machines. Important distinction. If she was meeting with Trump it was a case of two felons getting together, usually that means plotting more felonies. 010
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Does anybody know if Senator Schmitt head has apologized for his major screwup? Kidding. He doubled down. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The best part of tonight’s NFL game? The end of those hateful “hump day” ads. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The original Catering Force 1 and the new Catering Force 1 gifted from Qatar. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Officially any catering truck that the president hides in is designated Catering Force 1 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 07/08/2026An invertebrate is a cold-blooded animal with no backbone. Invertebrates can live on land—like insects, spiders, and worms—or in the Congress like Republican senators. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Senator Cassidy says yes to Trump. Trump says goodbye Senator Weakling. Laughing at Cassidy as he crawls out the door. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Trump claims he will push for his anti-weaponization fund (AKA Trump slush fund) if Todd Blanche is not confirmed. Spoiler alert he will push for his money no matter what happens with Blanche. The greediest most dishonest person we have all ever seen. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Senator Moreno blames Dr. Fauci for Moreno’s daughter’s husband’s abuse. Calls for another show trial. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Return with us now to the days of 2020 when Trump was president but nothing was his fault. Fauci distraction! 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Anthony Fauci to testify before the Senate today. Where Republicans try to convince everyone that the disastrous Trump response to Covid was somebody else’s fault. 2020 rewrite continues. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 28/07/2026JD Vance is praising Lindsey Graham for saving the Kavanaugh nomination by attacking the woman he may have sexually assaulted. Of course, Lindsey’s best friend thinks sexual assault is no big deal. 001
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The president of FIFA says it was a great World Cup but the guy sitting next to him at the finals kept pooping his pants. 001
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Can retired military get free testosterone too? Asking for a friend. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I tried to tell Two-First-Name Mullin not to leave a safe Congressional seat to go work for Trump. Now the humiliation begins as Trump orders more vehicle murders. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Trump has ordered vehicle stop murders to continue. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 13/07/2026ICE, weaponized vehicle, shooting, death. Same old same old. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Is Graham Platner just an asshole? 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The US team got a questionable call. They had a chance to heroically overcome adversity. Then the biggest cheat inside or outside sports had to meddle. Now if they win it will look fixed DONALD TRUMP RUINS EVERYTHING. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 02/07/2026FBI Director Bugeyes knows he’s on thin ice with President Crazy so he’s ordering FBI analysts to make a big show of investigating the big loser’s 2020 loss. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 25/06/2026So glad that Republicans weaseled out on the war powers resolution. It reaffirms my faith in their pitiful cowardice. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Trump is a living breathing Tourette’s syndrome. Listening to him or seeing his face makes swear. 030
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 20/06/2026King Bibi and King Donald arguing over Lebanon. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 18/06/2026A well known beer company, a crypto company, and a CBS affiliate proudly advertising a certain POS insulting the former First Lady. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Someone ask Speaker Johnson if he loves the inflation too. Fun for all to watch his dance. 010
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Roberts court to decide if decisions overturning Black Codes of the Reconstitution era were wrongly decided. 010
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Hanta virus, Ebola. $5.00 gas. War. A taxpayer funded slush fund to pay off insurrectionists. And the cherry on top, the IRS barred from ever auditing Trump, his family or his companies. The Golden Age of Trump. 020
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 16/05/2026@velshi.com Really good explanation of US-Taiwan relationship which is much more complicated than most people think. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Will ivermectin cure the hantavirus? 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The East Wing has been torn down. Presumably the contractor has been paid. Congress should be asking who cut the check. 010
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 02/05/2026May 1, 2026 will be known as VI Day. Victory in Iran. Since the president told Congress that the war is over 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Important note for anyone who says gas prices are high and there’s a national police force in our streets and free speech and fair elections are in danger but at least Iran is not a nuclear threat: Iran was never a nuclear threat. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 01/05/2026We are having a second Reconstruction wherein the white power structure of the South reminds all where the power remains in the South. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 29/04/2026During the Biden administration Amazon was selling 8646 t-shirts. I demand that DOJ investigate Amazon and the t-shirt vendor. We must never permit threats to the President. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 26/04/2026When (not if) the Democrats take over Congress they should pass a bill to name it the “Joseph R Biden Ballroom”. I’m sure there would be no objection. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Which Trump friend or family member has a lot invested in Spirit Airlines? Just wondering what’s the next landing spot for my tax dollars. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Who is the second dumbest person in the Trump administration? 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 16/04/2026What would happen if real Jesus and Trump both showed to a party in the same holy robes. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Can the US fight wars against Iran, Cuba, Greenland and the Vatican all at once? We are about to find out. 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Is Lee Zeldin crooked enough to be AG of the US? 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Will Pammy Jo pass her loose leaf of oppo research on to the next AG? 000
ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Why doesn’t a justice ask where in the Constitution does it state the President has the right to decide who becomes a citizen? 010
