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Pontius Pilate

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Parody account for Pontius Pilate in the JCS fandom. This account is not Pilate, nor affiliated with Luke Street or the touring JCS production. violent content.

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Pontius Pilate @ineedacrime.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The note comes in dust-creased and unimpressive, tucked between grain figures and a complaint about a boundary stone somewhere near Jericho. Temple source. Paid. Pilate reads it once. Then again. ‘A Galilean teacher has gone into the wilderness.’ Gone.
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Pontius Pilate @ineedacrime.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
@coronatriumphalis.bsky.social In the cool marbled hush of the Curia, where the sun struck gold through high windows and dust drifted lazily in its beams, Pilate sat opposite Caesar with a restless air. He bowed his head slightly, but not with the full submission of a provincial governor-
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Pontius Pilate @ineedacrime.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Gods, give me strength..
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Samson (RP/Parody) @samsonegypt.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
SAMSON Surly giant, who can use his strength to harm, but cutie pie underneath. Exists in many periods - Escaped slave and prisoner in Ancient Egypt - Gladiator and Guard in Ancient Rome - Circus Strongman in Victorian era Proudly queer 🏳️‍🌈 6’7” [#historicalrp #ocrp]
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Pontius Pilate @ineedacrime.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
@samsonegypt.bsky.social Pilate sat half-submerged in the tepid water of his private baths, a goblet of watered wine resting on the stone lip beside him. The vapors curled up toward the mosaic ceiling, carrying with them the faint scent of oil and herbs. -
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Pontius Pilate @ineedacrime.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Pilate let the heat seep into his bones, the rippling water easing the tightness in his shoulders. The faint scent of cedar oil hung in the steam, and for a moment, the world beyond the baths ceased to exist—no petitions, no accusations, no murmured talk of unrest.
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Pontius Pilate @ineedacrime.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
@coronatriumphalis.bsky.social “Caesar..”
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Pontius Pilate @ineedacrime.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
“Give me strength…”
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Pontius Pilate @ineedacrime.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
@samsonegypt.bsky.social “Samson!”
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Pontius Pilate @ineedacrime.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Pitiful, isn’t it?
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Pontius Pilate @ineedacrime.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Pontius Pilate @ineedacrime.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Pilate sat on a simple seat in the purple equestrian stripe of his rank. His hands were folded in his lap, head tilted as though he listened to an invisible someone standing before him—but there was something about the set of his jaw, the cast of his eyes upon the shoulders of those clamoring below.
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𝑮AIVS IVLIVS CAESAR. @coronatriumphalis.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐔𝐒 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐔𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐀𝐑 ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀# ‍ ‍ 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐋𝐀
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General Maximus Decimus Meridius @loyaltorome.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
✧ ✵ ☆  ·   ✧ ✵ ☆ 𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘳. 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘳 ✧ ✵ ☆  ·   ✧ ✵ ☆ ✷⁣ An independent interpretation of Maximus ✷⁣ #Gladiator RP ✷⁣ #Historical RP ✷⁣ Crossovers welcome
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Pontius Pilate @ineedacrime.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
“I would imagine so, Sir.”
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Pontius Pilate @ineedacrime.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
@samsonegypt.bsky.social Stood to his full height, Pilate was still dwarfed by the ‘giant’. He’d heard about this man. “Samson, I believe?”
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Pontius Pilate @ineedacrime.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
“Ave Cesar!”
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Pontius Pilate @ineedacrime.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I dreamt I met a Galilean - a most amazing man. He had that look you very rarely find - the haunting, hunted kind.
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Pontius Pilate @ineedacrime.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#parody account for Pontius Pilate in the #JCS fandom. 21+ due to triggering/occasionally dark content. •Dead dove. •21+ •JCS •Crossovers more than welcome.
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