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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Evangelical voters, this is the same stuff my mom spouts because she listens to OAN and her evangelical pastor. "Christians will be killed in the streets if democrats win". It is a damn mental illness.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good to see Big Ten refs are already in mid season form.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She is the first person I thought of when people started freaking out on TikTok when the FAFSA application started asking what kind of white (Irish, Italian, German, etc.). People have been trying to tell folks for years that they will always find a new target for hate.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had to replace mine in February, it sucked so bad.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have never met a group of people as professionally passive aggressive as these consultants who are convinced I need to approve every AI tool they request to be able to do their job.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How this Friday has found us.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My favorite trick-or-treater last year was a teen in an inflatable weenie dog costume trying to keep up with his friends and having a hard time seeing, so he was running into almost every parked car while yelling and flailing about. 10/10 I gave him all of the candy in my bucket.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Look like they are about to steal lunch money from grade school kids.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Red complexion, slurred speech, feels like he is still drunk.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can tell by the look on her face that it was very satisfying to tell him to go to hell.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It has been a long damn year.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
300k people in the area without power. The storms that hit last week have been devastating to say the least. I saw online the estimate to restore power to the area was the 21st.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Call your bank and file a dispute on all of the charges. We had to do that for a Spotify account we canceled, and they kept charging us for a couple of years. The company will have to produce proof that you asked for the second domain. When they can't, the bank will demand your money back from them.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If anyone lets you walk out of a shop looking like this, I feel like you can kick their ass and sue them for damages.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
IKEA needs to give its marketing team a raise.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We moved an hour away from our old vet and still drove that hour because every vet near us was a corporate owned chain.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
She also has amazing takes on "labor diggers", referring to men who want women's labor for free.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They also supply SYSCO one of the biggest restaurant supply companies.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I hope he doesn't let someone change his communication style as they did to Walz.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My mom had so many restrictions on me growing up, most of them were masked with religious beliefs. As an adult I have realized that so much joy and childhood carefree spirit was taken from me. I did not get to enjoy hobbies or any fandoms that a lot of kids experienced.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We could all stand to channel our inner Hunter S. Thompson and the obituary he wrote for Nixon. nwhyte.livejournal.com/299685.html
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Hunter S Thompson's obituary of Richard Nixon
'He was a crook' (Rolling Stone, Jun 16, 1994) MEMO FROM THE NATIONAL AFFAIRS DESK DATE: MAY 1, 1994 FROM: DR. HUNTER S. THOMPSON SUBJECT: THE DEATH OF RICHARD NIXON: NOTES ON THE PASSING OF AN AMERI...
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Time cast a spell on you, but you will not forget me. Stevie really got in that man's head.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Is it normal to be flanked by your cabinet members while giving a speech at NATO? Asking for a friend.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My girl loved cucumbers and broccoli. If I had something on the cutting board she thought was a veggie it was over.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If you ever want to know why I call evangelicals a death cult, this was the advice left on my 81 year old mother’s Facebook page when she was complaining about not being able to mow her lawn in 100+ degree heat. This is not a pray and see thing.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
We had a guy ask us to get premium licenses of Copilot for his whole team because they haven't used Excel in so long that transitioning back to it from Smartsheet is too daunting to do alone. And they are analysts; his request was denied by my team.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My husband has a second part time job he doesn’t need. It is an hour commute one way to work two Saturdays a month. I have begged him to quit because we do not get much time together. I do not know how else to impress on him that I am starting to resent not having weekends with him.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
"I'm a little tired, I'm a little wired, and I think I deserve a little appreciation" is a repeated phrase in my house.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It is wild to me to watch a consulting group bungle a huge contract in real time because we will not approve an AI tool that will help them write code. We would have to onboard this tool into our enterprise and then remove it in 3 months when they are done. They will not budge on this tool.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
As someone who has helped maintain my in-laws' pool for about a decade, I can confirm that if you have the smallest speck of green and improper chemicals, when that first really warm sunny day rolls around, the whole thing looks like lime jello.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This explains so many things.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Women in male dominated fields.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'm old enough to remember abortion clinic bombings and would very much like to not return to that era.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Doing this ahead of the World Cup is some wild work.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
AI is in my job title, 90% of my job is telling people at my company that they do not understand AI enough to use it in the way they are trying to, and showing them that simple automation solves their issue. "I built this really pretty thing with AI, but it doesn't actually work." Yeah, I know.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
My husband helps a friend run his tabletop game store on the weekend. It is commencement today and watching the little graduating gamers bringing their parents in to show them “a favorite spot in town” is so dang cute. 🥺
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
My husband yelled at a rabbit in our yard today because he wanted it to know our dogs still have shooters out here.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
We do not have any dogs for the first time in 14 years. My husband noticed a rabbit in our yard, opened the door, and yelled at it to get out of the yard. I looked at him, really puzzled, and he told me, "They need to know our dogs still have shooters out here".
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Giving big Snake Juice vibes, they just didn't know it at the time. youtu.be/uZ2VDsXhwWo?...
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Snake Juice | Parks and Recreation
YouTube video by Parks and Recreation
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It was from her movie Straight Talk, and I did get the quote slightly wrong, it is actually "Get down off the cross, honey, somebody needs the wood." So I misremembered the actual quote lol.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
To quote the great Dolly Parton, " Get down off the cross, we need the wood for the bonfire."
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It feels that way 100%. They pass draconian laws, have low wages, and high taxes then they scream at the state universities for not keeping educated graduates in the state or being able to attract alumni to move back to Indiana. Zero self awareness from our leadership.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Indiana also has one of the highest tax on gas in the country. And this state just keeps voting the fuckers back in and bitching about cost of living.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
She was the best girl. My first dog as an adult on my own, the world is a little less bright today without you. We had 14 amazing years together.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Microsoft, your days are numbered if I catch you in the streets. I do not have the bandwidth this week to deal with the users you pulled Copilot features from; they are feral right now.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My 14 year old dog spent 4 days in the vet hospital and came home yesterday. She has mostly returned to her normal state of being a menace to society, just heavily medicated.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, and you will never be surprised.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
If there is a god I want them to meet me in the parking lot of this vet’s office so I can throw hands at them.
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IndyWitch @indywitch.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
2026 is so heavy, my 13-year-old dog is in the vet hospital overnight, and I am not well. If I lose her, my house will be empty; we lost our boy last August, and I don't know if I can go through it so soon.
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