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molly wolly

@indoorliving.bsky.social
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 20h
it's too bad our conversation ended so quickly because i really wanted to see how big i could make my name in my email signature before this lady stopped calling me mindy
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
in my happy place (reorganizing my kitchen at 10pm because i bought a new shelf)
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
got new rain boots and they're Kate Approved™
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
grieving the newest entry in my list of foods i'll never get to eat again: the BLVL cardamom bun
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i miss my old doctor who was chill and nice but she retired and got replaced with a skinny lady who's younger than me and has decided i probably like three major health problems because i'm fat
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thinking about redoing my branding again even though i have 9000 other things i need to be doing because if there's one thing i love, it's self-sabotage
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the first time i saw @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social speak i was 16 and having a bad time for Dying Mom reasons and i took a very blurry picture and the next time i saw him i was 34, less sad, and i took a better picture
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
love having a smart watch so i can see exactly how many calories i burned replacing all the christmas lights in my apartment (apparently 734)
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
truly who could've predicted that tiktok's new trending audio would be erica western teleport
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we had a silly lighthearted debated about getting married and now my tiktok algorithm is waterboarding me with wedding content
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
big day out there for people who drive like assholes
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it's officially fall because i've had my first hot morning coffee since april and i've received the "what do you want for christmas" text from my stepmother
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
living downtown is crazy because you hear a loud noise and think "huh, wonder what that was" and then 3 hours later you find out a car exploded 500ft from your house
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
every time i parallel park now i have the same feeling of shock and awe as a monkey watching a magic trick
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yelling "that's a dead end street!" out my kitchen window at the couple arguing over whether or not that street leads back to their hotel, only so the woman knows she's right (it doesn't) and so the man knows everyone can hear him being loud, wrong, and an asshole
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
we're back to working full fridays instead of half days, and it turns out those half days were some real load-bearing walls in the renovated house of my mental health
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
was trying to figure out why all the pedestrians are next level fucking idiots today and then i drove over the bridge and saw *both* cruise ships
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
great news guys it was only $5000
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
no yeah dude i love spending $6000 on my dog
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
great news, my old college apartment is up for rent and it's only $1060 more than it was when i rented it in 2014
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
iggy was very good very best girl at the vet and now i can spend the rest of the day bringing my cortisol levels back to normal while she's zooted to the moon on drugs
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
wish i could convince my body that taking my dog to the vet is actually not a fight or flight situation
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
50 seats in this coffee shop and this man decides to pick the one next to me to sit and loudly watch a tv show on his phone
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
don't worry about me and the giant iced latte i'm drinking from an old pickle jar, we're fine i'm FINE
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
if you own a sushi place and you put avocado in your rolls even if it's not listed in the ingredients on the menu, i should be allowed to punch you once in the stomach
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i'm already too warm at my baseline and i think this summer is going to kill me
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
it's our anniversary and we ate sandwiches on the prom and played mini golf and had a jolly good time
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
remember when we used to be regular rain storms instead of monthly apocalyptic downpours
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
started a new medication that happens to be a diuretic and now i am the thirstiest bitch on planet earth
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the quebecois are working my last fucking nerve
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ran into three people who were constant fixtures in my life in like 2013 in the same block at the art walk and that was weird as hell
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
they're tearing down all the vines on the side of the building again and athena has thoughts about it
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
if i get one more "opinion survey" phone call i'm going to throw my phone into the fucking ocean
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
fuck all the way offfffff i don't want to use your stupid fucking AI !!!!!!
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
chopped off 4" of hair yesterday and i'm a new woman
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
we saw the odyssey and i gotta tell ya man, it was cool as hell
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
are groceries getting cheaper or did i just get really good at grocery shopping all of a sudden
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
franken-danny-kate is 10 years old today
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"i don't really know anything about him!" wasn't exactly the response i was expecting from the lady asking for my signature to get some guy on the ballot
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
the jam band super fans are taking over the neighborhood
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the mental vacuum after a trip you planned like a year and a half ago is such a drag, like i guess everything's just boring and normal again !!
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
found the coffee shop with all the trans baristas and good charlotte playing on the speakers, this latte is gonna slap
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
something got fucked up on my car, but that's ok because i have Dad™
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
what do you MEAN my watch just broke the day before a 10-day trip
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
did not predict that 2026 would be my year to have a mild arthurian legend phase
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
party cookies (for the party)
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
the government should give everyone who lives in tourist towns $500 on major summer holidays
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
whoever keeps putting curses on the water heater in this building needs to get a new fucking hobby
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my doctor gave me a list of foods i should add more to my diet and it's a real who's who of the most expensive foods at the grocery store
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molly wolly @indoorliving.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
bought a puzzle at goodwill and the person who donated it separated all the edge pieces into a ziploc bag and i've never been so offended in my fucking life
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