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André Arko

@indirect.io

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thought misleader at cuberule.com tired of saying actually.men community gem server at gem.coop ruby tools and consulting at spinel.coop

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André Arko @indirect.io · 30/07/2026

OH finally a way to combine my hobbies

a guillotine where the blade is made of a 3.5" floppy disk, and it is coming down towards a 5" floppy disk below

André Arko @indirect.io · 27/04/2026

thinking about F L I G H T P O T A T O

advertisement showing a paper french fries holder with the words “flight potato”

André Arko @indirect.io · 23/04/2026

anyone need a NetApp or F5 rack mount server while I’m at the gatcha store?

a gatcha machine in japan, containing 1/12 scale replicas of rack mounted hardware, like a NetApp NAS, an F5 load balancer, and an APC UPS

a gatcha machine in japan, containing scale model replicas of Yamaha small business network gear, like switches and routers

André Arko @indirect.io · 04/03/2026

nullsignal.games continues to knock it out of the park when they make new NetRunner cards

a card from the netrunner-compatible releases by null signal games. the card is titled "retirement plan", and contains art of a partially-mechanical person with a technician behind them, looking with absolute horror at a corpse nearby. the coprse has the same facial features as the partially mechanical person.

the flavor text on the card says "your terms of service have been extended."

André Arko @indirect.io · 29/12/2025

here, by the time I realized my phone came with on my swim I managed to see one last jellyfish

a white, round jellyfish in the center of a blue-green background

André Arko @indirect.io · 07/10/2025

web IS NOT browsers
web IS assembly
web IS NOT javascript
assembly IS javascript
browsers IS assembly
browsers IS NOT javascript

André Arko @indirect.io · 26/09/2025

it’s not fair, japan gets all the fun fire escapes

André Arko @indirect.io · 03/09/2025

have the illuminati been imprisoning sql and I missed it

André Arko @indirect.io · 02/09/2025

I love living over there at undefined

André Arko @indirect.io · 12/08/2025

jobs you are allowed to have at the $660/night hotel, tag yourself. I’m “Profession”

a web form select dropdown with the options Executive / Manager
Profession (doctor, lawyer, etc.)
teacher
Computer Engineer
Other technicians
Service / Customer Support
office work
Sales / Marketing
Salesperson
University / Graduate Student
elementary / middle / high school student
Housewife self-employed unemployed retired employees
Other

André Arko @indirect.io · 11/08/2025

installing a new version of ruby in 862 milliseconds is cool, right? that seems pretty cool to me

A screenshot of terminal output where running the command `rv ruby install 3.4.5` downloads a tarball and installs into ~/.rubies in 862ms.

André Arko @indirect.io · 16/05/2025

the new mayor is really making friends in the mission I see

André Arko @indirect.io · 19/01/2025

yeah I take my dog to the

a screenshot of google maps, with an icon indicating a park with the label “Dogo Park / 道後公園"

André Arko @indirect.io · 31/03/2024

Tailsteak
@Tailsteak@octodon.so.
Q 4h
The hellhound (or "hound of hell") is typically depicted as a canine with a fire-and-brimstone motif, tasked with chasing down damned souls.
Though usually lacking humanoid vocal cords or opposable thumbs, they are usually depicted as sapient & capable of understanding language.
They would therefore be more than capable of casting spells, assuming the spell has few or no verbal components or fine detail work.
Assuming said spell requires glyphs or runes, a hellhound would be unable to use a pen, but could scratch them out in, say, a damp beach.
Therefore, under the correct
circumstances, yes, a hot dog is a sand witch.

André Arko @indirect.io · 21/12/2023

airport baggage carousels now advertise mechanical keyboards, apparently

André Arko @indirect.io · 11/05/2023

hmm should I go for it

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André Arko @indirect.io · 06/05/2023

finally enough soy sauce for me to make dinner

André Arko @indirect.io · 30/04/2023

neat, new sign at 16th St BART

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