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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The FINAL CHAPTER of @tomscocca.bsky.social Tom Scocca's serialized novel THE STAIRS will be published FRIDAY AUGUST 7, 2026, which means NOW is the perfect time for you to enter the world of THE STAIRS! www.indignity.net/tag/the-stai...
Images from chapters of THE STAIRS: blue butterfly, t-square, number "2" above a doorbell in a wooden door, a folded necktie, a coffee mug full of Cheerios, the foamy top of a glass of rootbeer, a glass-doored bookshelf, a bunch of acorns, a melanistic squirrel, a buffalo nickel, a page from a book reading THE CONSTRUCTION OF REALITY, an old paper poster-map of the world, pliers, wirecutters, and needle-nose pliers.
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
We're hard at work on the next INDIGNITY!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Today is a perfect day for a journey down (or up) THE STAIRS, a serialized novel by @tomscocca.bsky.social found exclusively at INDIGNITY www.indignity.net/tag/the-stai...
Four images: 1.) A map: LONGITUDE AND TIME CALCULATOR. GLEASON'S NEW STANDARD MAP OF THE WORLD ON THE PROJECTION OF J. S. CHRISTOPHER, MODERN COLLEGE, BLACKHEATH, ENGLAND. SCIENTIFICALLY AND PRACTICALLY CORRECT; 2.) Stovetop clock reading 8:56; 3.) A melanistic squirrel; and 4.) Close-up front view of a white painted door with an old round metal door knob that has been painted white.
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
If all goes well, INDIGNITY will be publishing a new MR WRONG column today!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
No fooling, today we have been informed MR WRONG is hard at at work on a new column!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
We get a lot of heat about the sandwiches, but yesterday's recipe was STRAIGHT FIRE from the open, we don't apologize. Indignity Vol. 5, No. 204, COLUMN DEP'T, MR WRONG: I Learned About a Whole New Part of My Body Because It Hurts So Much www.indignity.net/mr-wrong-gaba-gabba-hey/
Put a breakfast-cupful of good gravy into a saucepan, with three dessert-spoonfuls of curry paste...
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
We're hard at work on the next MR WRONG column on Indignity!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Important Indignity SANDWICH UPDATE: The ARBY's Deep Fried Turkey Club exists in the year 2025 within the ARBY's Limited Time menu. www.indignity.net/mr-wrong-thanksgiving-for-the-memoriesgiving/
ARBY's Deep Fried Turkey Club Sandwich (serving suggestion). "Quarter pound of thick sliced Deep Fried Turkey topped with crispy bacon, cheddar cheese, tomato, lettuce, and mayo on a toasted sub bun." Serving Weight (g) 301 Calories 650 Calories from Fat 310 Fat - Total (g) 35 Saturated Fat (g) 10 Trans Fat (g) 0.5Cholesterol (mg) 105 Sodium (mg) 2030 Total Carbohydrates (g) 46 Dietary Fiber (g) 4 Sugars (g) 6 Proteins (g) 40
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
MR WRONG is hard at work on the next INDIGNITY!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Indignity's VISUAL CONSCIOUSNESS is available on Instagram! This week we observe placards at EDDIE'S GOURMET SHOPPE (LIQUORS) in Baltimore, MD www.instagram.com/indignitygram/
ONLY 200 SCHOOL CHILDREN ALLOWED INSIDE AT ONCE • LOVE FEELING HUNGOVER? TRY BUD ICE • NOTHING TEARS A FAMILY APART QUITE LIKE A COLD MILLER LITE • BUD 6 PACK CAN HEY BUD! DO SOME LAUNDRY • MILLER HIGH LIFE 30 PACK CANS [IMAGE OF MR ROGERS] • IN OZZY WE TRUST! BREWERS ART BEAZLY 6 PACK CANS [IMAGE OF OZZY DRESSED AS HOUSEWIFE IRONING A BABY] • MILLER LITE 6 PACK CANS TASTES GOOD! [THUMBS UP SIGN] • WE SELL CIGARETTES WE SELL CIGARS [CARTOON OF A COWBOY SMOKING A CIG] • NATTY BOH 30 PACK [IMAGE OF BEAU BRIDGES]
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
We're hard at work on the next INDIGNITY! The accolades are pouring in for our next chapter!
EMAIL: "CONGRATS AND CAN I GET MY MONEY BACK?"
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
If you don't feel good about Apple or Spotify, at PODLINK there are pointers to dozens of apps for listening to the INDIGNITY MORNING PODCAST! pod.link/aHR0cHM6Ly9w...
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
It's FOOD FRIDAY™ and we're hard at work on the next INDIGNITY!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
We're hard at work on the next Indignity Morning Podcast!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
We're hard at work on today's Indignity Morning Podcast!
CMYK (cyan magenta yellow klack)
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
We're hard at work on today's Indignity MORNING Podcast!
CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW KLACK
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
We're hard at work on the return of the Indignity Morning Podcast!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
We're hard at work on the next INDIGNITY MORNING PODCAST!
BREAKING NEWS
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
We're hard at work on today's INDIGNITY MORNING PODCAST!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
We're hard at work on the next INDIGNITY MORNING PODCAST!
THE "WORK" SCREEN FROM "SEVERANCE" AIEEEE!!!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
We're hard at work on today's INDIGNITY MORNING PODCAST!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
We're hard at work on the next INDIGNITY MORNING PODCAST!
Good morning. It is May 8th. forecast. 
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
We're hard at work on the next Indignity Morning Podcast!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
We're hard at work on today's THE WORST THING WE READ™ featuring our first Indignity Evaluative Matrix™!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Dan Pashman: Now, this wasn’t the first time Tom had seen this. This one, in the New York Times? It was the last straw. Tom Scocca: I snapped. I went on Twitter, I was like, stop lying. Why do recipe writers lie? I think I was using all caps. www.sporkful.com/is-your-reci...
If you look at any list of best-selling cookbooks, certain words come up over and over again: quick, easy, fast, effortless. But is it actually possible to deliver deliciousness in no time? Or are these recipes too good to be true? This week, we talk with intrepid journalist Tom Scocca, who exposed the dirty secret about caramelized onions; recipe-writing legend Christopher Kimball; and food writer (and mom) Elizabeth Dunn, who’s sick of feeling bad when a recipe turns out to be harder than she expected. And we ask: Why do recipes that look simple on paper turn out to be very different once you get into the kitchen?
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
You are invited to take a moment and immerse yourself in the ever-iterating VISUAL CONSCIOUSNESS of Indignity on Instagram. www.instagram.com/indignitygram/
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Indignity Morning Podcast No. 401: An extremely normal phone call between a Supreme Court justice and a former and future president. www.indignity.net/indignity-mo...
Indignity Morning Podcast No. 401: An extremely normal phone call between a Supreme Court justice and a former and future president.
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
INDIGNITY has implemented its alternative fourth-quarter funding plan for 2024
MEGA MILLIONS DRAWING TONIGHT $1 BILLION
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
YEAR-END SELF-PROMOTION DEP'T.: @nymag.com published its list of its most-read stories in 2024. www.indignity.net/review-dept-.... Thanks for reading and supporting Indignity, and if you enjoy what we do, please tell your friends and/or social media followers.
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
We’re hard at work on the next Indignity Morning Podcast!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
We're hard at work on the next INDIGNITY!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Be sure to follow the Indignity Instagram account for sporadic bursts of VISUAL CONSCIOUSNESS www.instagram.com/indignitygram/
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
Indignity Morning Podcast No. 345: Blindfolded and throwing darts. www.indignity.net/indignity-mo...
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
We're hard at work on the next INDIGNITY!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
We're hard at work on the next INDIGNITY MORNING PODCAST!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
We're hard at work on the next INDIGNITY MORNING PODCAST!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
We're hard at work on today's INDIGNITY MORNING PODCAST!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
SANDWICH RECIPES DEP’T.: The latest sandwich offering from Mrs. Ericsson Hammond makes all their previous offerings sound like Sloppy Joes. www.indignity.net/mr-wrong-you...
Lobster with Olives a la Maximilian
Homard aux Olives a la Maximilian 
For Six Persons
Twelve slices of bread, four tablespoons of butter, a small lobster, eight olives, a teaspoon of anchovy paste, four to five pickled green gherkins, one half teaspoon of mustard, pepper and salt.
How to Make It. Butter the twelve slices of bread and cut them out with a medium patty cutter. Chop one gherkin, two olives, and the smallest piece of the lobster, leaving the best part of the lobster for decoration. Add the anchovy paste, mustard, pepper and salt to taste, and mix it with the butter that has been stirred to a cream. Spread this mixture on six of the slices, the other slices of bread put on...
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
We're hard at work on the next INDIGNITY!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
THE WORST THING WE READ™ Exclusively at INDIGNITY www.indignity.net/tag/the-wors...
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
Indignity Morning Podcast No. 242: Whose fears? indignity.fireside.fm/242-2024-0327
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Create a custom RSS template
On the podcast/rss route, we told Ghost to look for a specific template to render the RSS feed. We now need to create that template.

Create the template by making a new file called rss.hbs in the podcast folder of your theme. iTunes and other podcast platforms require specific formatting in order to understand your feed. They define the type of RSS feed and some basic information about your podcast. Below is an example of what's required, which you can copy into your own template and replace with the necessary information:

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"....
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Food Friday: Thaw out the king of fruits open.substack.com/pub/indignit...
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
We're hard at work on the next INDIGNITY MORNING PODCAST: This one's got it all.
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
We're hard at work on the next INDIGNITY MORNING PODCAST!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
We're hard at work on the next INDIGNITY MORNING PODCAST!
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
We're hard at work on the next INDIGNITY MORNING PODCAST!
Screenshot of TAGS for the post in progess: VALENTINE'S DAY - TOM SUOZZI - GEORGE SANTOS - ALEJANDRO MAYORKAS - STEVE SCALISE - BILL CLINTON - RONALD REAGAN - RICHARD NIXON - DONALD TRUMP - UKRAINE - GEORGE H.W. BUSH - IRAN-CONTRA - IMPEACHMENT - BORDER CRISIS - NIKKI HALEY - POLAR BEARS - THE ARCTIC - GLOBAL WARMING - STARVATION - DESPOTS - THE NEWS CYCLE - YOUR GOVERNMENT IN ACTION
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INDIGNITY @indignity.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Bring back snow days! open.substack.com/pub/indignit...
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