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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Dear DMV, please send me five hours of my life back. Sincerely, me.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

We’re not going to make it, as a species, are we.

Two illustrations demonstrating a car safely passing a bicycle and not safely passing a bicycle. The top illustration is labeled “Right” and shows a car giving several feet of clearance to the bicyclist. The second illustration is labeled “Wrong” and shows the car so close to the bicycle they are touching.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

I paid $100 for dinner tonight. That’s 5 burgers, 4 fries, 5 soft drinks and 4 ice cream sundaes. I don’t think I can convince myself to do that ever again. Explain to me again how Millennials are killing businesses?

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Hey, could I borrow your DeathNote real quick? Asking for a friend.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

I never did - just part of the background. But my daughter points them out every time. “Dad, look at the little bird! Aww! I want it!” You’d think she’s three but she’s a preteen.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

One of these days, I’m actually going to look up what exercises this big exercise ball is for…

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

I’ve been going non-stop for several months, and my days off have been spent making sure my family has as much fun as possible-think Disney-type excursions on every rest day. My wife said I could just take a break, no stress. Relax for a whole day. What does that even look like? I’ve forgotten.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Crocheting is very relaxing. Well, not while you’re learning, then it’s awful. But after that is nice.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

My kid gets panic attacks pretty regularly and will call me from college to help deal with them and this is my go to. Sometimes I have to get specific: “can you feel the chair against your back and legs? Etc. now we’re going to breathe…” it really helps them.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I was a terrible nail biter until I was 35. The thing that finally helped? Carrying nail clippers. I still nibble a nail while driving or a suspenseful book, but otherwise I’m cured. I can clip the offending snag instead of chewing.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

There are no polite words that adequately express the disbelief and anger we all feel at this massive fuck-up

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Reddit Mods are protecting Nazis and the sitting president, Elon Musk, from getting their feelers hurt. I know I said we should punch Nazis. And I think I said I hope Elon goes to Mars and never bothers the rest of us again.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Uh, what? No, you won, with logical arguments, and he is a big baby.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I hope you have a hooded cloak to go with it

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Your videos brought me so much joy and I’m glad I found your stuff!

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Have a cup of tea and hug your local tech bro.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

I thought that was only when I turned off the light.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

We weren’t supposed to like Tyler Duerden. We definitely weren’t supposed to NEED Tyler Duerden.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Lately when I get mired in thoughts about how weird I used to be, I’ll stop and yell, “I’m not Josie Grossey anymore!” I’m surprised at how much it helps.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

It pains me to think of all the people who were stuck in a time loop yesterday. I’m glad you made it out.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Amazingly, I haven’t seen any obvious Nazis at Disney World this week. But I know what to do if I see one.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I got a three day ban on Reddit for expressing this exact sentiment.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Yeah, not as popular as Mickey ears, but lots of rabbit ears over there

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

I finished “Howl’s Moving Castle” (in Spanish, for practice) and I’m having trouble with the Miyazaki adaptation now - the story is completely different, but the book would be an amazing movie on its own. Why do filmmakers do this?

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

I didn’t really like Lemon8. It felt more like Instagram.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

I finished “Wind and Truth” book 5 in the Stormlight archive by Brandon Sanderson and today my daughter and I will finish our “Howl’s Moving Castle” book club.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Even though it doesn’t exactly apply to me, when I get cringy, intrusive thoughts about my past it helps to yell, “I’m not Josie Grossey anymore!”

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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Do me a kindness! Share this if you love and support your local library & librarians (and remember: that includes your school library & school librarian) 😊📚 Thank you libraries & library workers… for everything ✨💚

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

I reread (audiobook version this time) “Yumi and the Nightmare Painter” by Brandon Sanderson. Highly recommend- you need a knowledge of the “Cosmere” to get every reference, but this book made me cry! And snot, everyone always talks about crying but not the drips that come with it. 5 nose drips!

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Me buying a car: “I found a lower deal, can you match it?” Salesperson: “I’ll have to eat leaves and bark for a month but by golly I will!” I know you’re still making money, stop with your drama.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

There’s a lot of burning in that song

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I’ve always wanted to be in a book club, never found one that met on a schedule that worked for me. I got “Howl’s Moving Castle” for my daughter for Christmas and we each read a chapter a day and talk about it at night. (No spoilers, it’s my first time reading it!)

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

It’s happens to the best. And to you and me too.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

I bought a copy of the Odyssey about five months ago. Since then I have read three really fun sci-fi novels, a really funny one, and two novels for children.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Rise and fall of the third Reich was that book for me. It took me a month of biking to and from work to get through that book.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

You can change font size on your phone or computer. It will apply on every app. (I had to last week)

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Me: “What are your hours on Christmas Eve?” Walmart employee (proudly): “We never close!” Me: “I’m so sorry.”

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

This sentiment never fails to bring out the annoying pedants: “Actually, it’s only reading if it’s from the Reading region of France. Otherwise it’s only sparkling literature.”

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Just bought Spider-man (I know, I’m behind!) and played it for two hours. Then I dealt with my guilt until I went to bed.

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Incredibly-boring @incredibly-boring.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

That ending: “Rot in HELL! Merry Christmas.” Seasons greetings to you too…

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