incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 6htaiju : i’m going to go put on something more comfortable. yuzuha : just as long as it isn’t the fish hat again … taiju : IT’S THE FISH HAT AGAIN! 000
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026takemichi : people always accuse me of having a favorite, but that’s not true. takemichi : i love mikey-kun and all the non mikey-kun’s equally. 021
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026chifuyu : [writing in his diary] on october 3rd, baji-san asked me what the date was. baji : [flashback] hey chifuyu, what’s the date? chifuyu : it’s october 3rd. chifuyu : [still writing in his diary] it was the best day of my life. 000
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026mikey : [looking at himself in the mirror as a kid] it’s you! mikey : [looking at himself in the mirror as an adult] despite everything, it’s still you. 030
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incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026chifuyu : 99 percent of the time when something happens, you’re somehow involved! hanma : can’t you have a little faith in that last one percent? 010
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026shion : dude! rindou : dude!? mochi : dude … izana : what a riveting conversation. 020
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026koko : [waving his spoon at sanzu] do not breathe a word of this to anyone. sanzu : are you threatening me with a spoon? 001
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026baji : i think i can handle it, i went to college. chifuyu : well, i graduated high school. kazutora : and i went to prison. and yet we’re all here. 020
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026takuya : want to know something weird? akkun : first of all, it’s 4 in the morning. takuya : sorry about that. akkun : second of all, continue. 030
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hanma : oh, so now i’m “bad” just because i’ve done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do so in the future? 010
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026kisaki : “you’re so manipulative” god forbid i use my persuasive language skills. 000
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026shion : i bring you the gift of my company! kakucho : kakucho : that’s what you always bring. shion : i’ll take that as a thank you. 010
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026mikey : i’m dealing with my shit the way i’m dealing with it. mikey : are my methods unhealthy? yes. mikey : are they effective? no. mikey : am i going to change what i’m doing? no. 000
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026hanma : hey! kazutora : hanma : you might be wondering why i’m taped to the ceiling. 000
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 21/09/2026mochi : what are you doing tonight? ran : nothing. mochi : do you want to do something tonight? ran : i just told you what i was doing. 000
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 20/09/2026emma : where are we going? senju : i’m taking you home. emma : this is not the way to my house, sen. senju : oh, no, not your home. my home. 010
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026shinichiro : we’re really getting old, huh? it’s just … takeomi : i know what you mean. it feels like we’re not cool anymore. benkei : that’s not true, takeomi. takeomi : really? wakasa : yeah, you were never cool to begin with. 131
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 18/09/2026yuzuha : i haven’t checked my bank account in three weeks but my card hasn’t been declined yet so everything must be fine. 000
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ran : do i look better in pictures? ran : or in person? nahoya : nahoya : in theory. 000
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 16/09/2026kazutora : people singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad. 012
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026shion : do you want a hug? izana : no. shion : do you even know what i just said? izana : yes. shion : what? izana : do you want a hug? shion : of course! 010
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026shinichiro : good morning, everyone! wakasa : it’s not even morning anymore. shinichiro : i don’t care! 021
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 13/09/2026baji : [trying to comfort kazutora]: what’s the problem? baji : anxiety? low self-esteem? obsessive thoughts of random arson? i’ve been there. 021
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 12/09/2026souya : are you an introvert or an extrovert? rindou : i’m a pervert, take off your clothes. 000
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 11/09/2026benkei : waka, you need to accept that seishu is growing up. wakasa : no. benkei : that’s not how parenting works. wakasa : it should be. 011
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 10/09/2026kisaki : i hated you. i hate you less now. takemichi : [tearing up] that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me! 010
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 09/09/2026sanzu : [after being defeated] it is not possible! you are an idiot! an idiot! kakucho : maybe so, but i’m the idiot who beat you. 000
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 08/09/2026inui : why didn’t you tell me? koko : it was a personal issue. inui : you being in love with me kind of also involves me. 020
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 07/09/2026souya : [watching rindou sleep] i just love him so much. he’s my every- rindou : [snores] souya : i can’t live like this. 010
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 06/09/2026shinichiro : we’re a family. families talk about things! takeomi : no! families ignore things until they go away. 010
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 05/09/2026baji : ryusei, what’s wrong? ryusei : i sense hostility. chifuyu : [glowering over his ramen] good, because i don’t like you. 021
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 04/09/2026hakkai : it must be nice, being rich and powerful instead of needing to develop a nice personality. koko : shut up. hakkai : buy my silence. 000
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 03/09/2026mucho : are you good? sanzu : in what sense? mucho : generally. sanzu : oh, definitely not. 000
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 02/09/2026inui : have you had dinner yet? koko : i had a salad. inui : sounds healthy. koko : well, more like a fruit salad. inui : oh … okay. koko : it was mostly grapes. inui : you had wine for dinner, didn’t you? 010
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026kazutora : sorry, i can’t have alcohol because i’m on antidepressants. mikey : sorry, i can’t have antidepressants, i’m drinking. 020
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 31/08/2026shion : here’s your birthday card! izana : [opening it] thanks. izana : izana : did you handwrite “asdfghjkl”? shion : and i meant every word. 020
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 30/08/2026kakucho : and what day is your birthday? izana : august 30th. kakucho : what year? izana : every year. 000
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 29/08/2026mikey : tomorrow is izana’s birthday. emma : i know? mikey : i know you know. i also know. now, today. tomorrow i might not. please remind me. 021
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 28/08/2026izana : that information is classified. ran : we’re begging you, boss. please just tell us what you want for your birthday. 011
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 27/08/2026south : someone heard me speak japanese, then portuguese, and told me “your portuguese is so good! you should keep learning!” thank you, unfortunately i am brazilian. 030
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 26/08/2026emma : do you mind if i slyly mention that you’re single? senju : do not do that. emma : you won’t even notice! yuzuha : hey emma, did you need anything? emma : senju’s single. 000
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 25/08/2026chifuyu : i can’t take you seriously wearing that. hanma : aw, you take me seriously at all? chifuyu : fair point. 020
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 24/08/2026yuzuha : not fragile like a glass vase … yuzuha : fragile, like a bomb. 010
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 23/08/2026draken : get over here, mucho. being part of the group means being a part of group hugs. 010
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 22/08/2026baji : being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot. 021
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 21/08/2026mikey : depression can’t hit a moving target. mikey : and boy, am i fast as fuck! 000
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 20/08/2026baji : cake! make a wish! mikey : just leave me here to die. emma : if you tell us, mikey, then it won’t come true. 001
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 19/08/2026shion : what kind of idiot do you think i am? kakucho : is there a choice? 021
incorrect tokyo revengers @incorrectokrev.bsky.social · 18/08/2026sanzu : i’m not jealous. i just get this weird burning feeling when i think about mikey being with someone else. baji : that’s jealousy. 030