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totally correct greek gods quotes @incorrectgreeks.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Persephone: so how long are we going to let him do that? Hades: just give him a minute Zagreus: *furiosly pushing a door that says pull*

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totally correct greek gods quotes @incorrectgreeks.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Ares: the other day someone asked me who i thought was the most beautiful person. you know who i said? Aphrodite, blushing: who? Hermes: *shows from behind a tree* Ares: Hermes? Aphrodite: HERMES???!

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totally correct greek gods quotes @incorrectgreeks.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Hermes: stores are giving free stuff to people who can run faster than the security guard

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totally correct greek gods quotes @incorrectgreeks.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

i hope you all read the quotes using a greek/mediterranean accent in your mind

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totally correct greek gods quotes @incorrectgreeks.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Hermes: *sitting on a bench* Apollo: why do you look so sad? Hermes: sit down with me so I can tell you Apollo: *sits down* Hermes: this bench is freshly painted

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totally correct greek gods quotes @incorrectgreeks.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

[Ares and Aphrodite making out] Aphrodite: do you want to go upstairs? Ares: sure Aphrodite: do you have protection? Ares, taking his sword: why? what's up there?

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totally correct greek gods quotes @incorrectgreeks.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Persephone: is this spot taken? Hades: you're pointing at my lap Persephone: that doesn't really answer my question

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totally correct greek gods quotes @incorrectgreeks.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Aphrodite, seductively: tell me your wildest fantasy Ares: i'm on the wheel of fortune and i spin it so hard it lights on fire Aphrodite: no, that's what i meant- Ares: everyone claps

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totally correct greek gods quotes @incorrectgreeks.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Dionysus: or, we do this the old-fashioned way! Dionysus: *pulls out a molotov cocktail* Hermes: how did you make that so fast?!

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totally correct greek gods quotes @incorrectgreeks.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Apollo and Hermes: *cuddling* Aphrodite: for sure they're lovers Ares: i thought they were just friends Dionysus: not lovers or just friends, but a secret third thing

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totally correct greek gods quotes @incorrectgreeks.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Zeus, texting: answer the phone Hades, texting: i don't have a phone, stop calling me

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totally correct greek gods quotes @incorrectgreeks.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

happy new year, everyone!! i hope you have an amazing 2025 ⭐ may the gods bless you all 🫶🏼

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totally correct greek gods quotes @incorrectgreeks.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

*playing taboo at a party, the word is queen* Persephone: okay, what am i? Hades: beautiful! Persephone: more serious Hades: gorgeous Persephone: my job Hades: the love of my life- Hekate: can you play the game instead of being a simp for one minute straight, Hades?!!

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totally correct greek gods quotes @incorrectgreeks.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Artemis: i heard Dionysus is in jail Hermes: yeah, for something he didn’t do Artemis: what didn’t he do? Hermes: run fast enough

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totally correct greek gods quotes @incorrectgreeks.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

this means i can post here my Melinoe info thread AGAIN? great day for annoying lesbians (me) 🤌🏼

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