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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬

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Incorrect quotes, memes, and jokes attributed to Cloud and Tifa, the iconic, canon pairing of Final Fantasy VII. Parody account for fun only.

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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Cloud: Want to play the kissing booth game? Tifa: That’s not how kissing booths work. Cloud: It is if we’re the only ones in line. Tifa: …You’re gonna make me fall in love with you again. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Cloud: I won you this giant chocobo. Tifa: You spent 800 gil on rigged ring toss. Cloud: You smiled when you hugged it. Worth it. Would do again. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Tifa: You said you’d help me clean. Cloud: I was helping. Tifa: You passed out on the hammock and trapped me under your arm. Cloud: Teamwork. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Tifa: Why are you staring at me? Cloud: The popsicle’s melting. Tifa: It’s literally in my mouth. Cloud: Yeah. That’s why I’m staring. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Tifa: I didn’t even do anything today. Cloud: You existed. That’s enough. Tifa: That’s not how this works. Cloud: [kissing her temple] It is in my heart. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Tifa: Why are you looking at me like that? Cloud: You fit so perfectly here. In my arms. Tifa: You’re gonna make me cry. Cloud: Good. Then I get to hold you closer. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Tifa: Cloud, why are you laying on top of me like a weighted blanket? Cloud: You looked emotionally unstable and I panicked. Tifa: You’re not light, you know. Cloud: [already nuzzling in] I’m emotionally grounding. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Cloud: I cleaned the whole house. Tifa: You didn’t have to! Cloud: You smiled at me this morning and I blacked out and now the floors are sparkling. Tifa: You love me that much? Cloud: …I mopped the ceiling. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Tifa: Why are you smiling like that? Cloud: You walked into the room. Tifa: Cloud. Cloud: That’s the whole reason. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Tifa: Cloud… are you asleep? Cloud: [absolutely not asleep, holding her tighter] …mm. Tifa: You just squeezed my waist. Cloud: [fake-sleep voice] Muscle reflex. You're comforting. Don’t move. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Tifa: Morning. Cloud: [already awake, staring at her like she's a sunrise] Tifa: …Are you okay? Cloud: I’ve been trying not to cry for twenty minutes. You’re so pretty when you sleep. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Cloud: You drooled on my arm. Tifa: That’s fair. You talked in your sleep. Cloud: I did? Tifa: You said, “Don’t touch her, she’s mine.” Cloud: [goes completely still] That… tracks. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Tifa: You don’t have to be jealous. Cloud: I’m not jealous. Tifa: You just pulled me into your lap in front of an entire market. Cloud: [muttering] Territorial instincts activated. Sorry. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Tifa: Did you just growl? Cloud: He touched your elbow. Tifa: He was handing me a napkin. Cloud: I don’t care. Your elbows are sacred. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Cloud: You snore a little. Tifa: So do you! Cloud: [grinning sleepily] We’re sonically compatible. Tifa: …I’m gonna marry you. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Tifa: You’re staring again. Cloud: [quiet] I’m trying to figure out how I got this lucky. Tifa: I’m literally wearing mismatched socks. Cloud: Yeah. And I’ve never seen anything more perfect. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Tifa: Goodnight, Cloud. Cloud: [softly] Wait, one more thing. Tifa: Yes, Cloud? Cloud: Just needed to hear you say my name one more time. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Tifa: You brought me tea, turned down the bed, fluffed the pillows... Cloud: [serious] Your peace is my mission. Tifa: You’re ridiculous. Cloud: [whispers] Ridiculously in love with you. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Tifa: You okay? You’re kinda fidgety. Cloud: I’m trying to fall asleep but you keep breathing all soft and beautiful. Tifa: …Cloud. Cloud: It’s distracting. Stop being gorgeous in my bed challenge. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Tifa: You can sleep on your side, you know. Cloud: [wrapped around her like a blanket] I am on my side. Your side. Tifa: Cloud… Cloud: Shhh. I’m being cozy and emotionally available. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Tifa: You’re pouting. Cloud: I am resting my face. Tifa: You’re pouting because I stopped stroking your hair. Cloud: [pointedly silent] Tifa: [already petting him again] You big baby. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Tifa: Why are you staring at me like that? Cloud: [very serious] I’m just overwhelmed by how you're real. Tifa: …Cloud. Cloud: Like you exist. In my actual life. On my actual couch. Tifa: I’ve literally lived here for three years. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Cloud: [carrying groceries] I got you that chocolate you like. Tifa: You remembered? Cloud: [avoiding eye contact] I remember everything about you. Tifa: [blushing] …Even the embarrassing stuff? Cloud: Especially that. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Tifa: You don’t have to impress me. Cloud: I know. [long pause] I’m doing it for me. I want to be the kind of man you deserve. Tifa: [melts into the floor] #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Cloud: You’re cold. Tifa: How do you know? Cloud: You do this little… scrunchy face when you’re cold. Tifa: [blinking, smiling] You really pay attention, huh? Cloud: [quietly] Only to you. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Tifa: Did you fix the loose strap on my backpack? Cloud: It was squeaky. Tifa: You also refilled my water bottle and put a granola bar in the front pocket. Cloud: You skipped breakfast. Tifa: Cloud, you’re the sweetest secret boyfriend ever. Cloud: I’m not- Tifa: Not yet. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Cloud: So. I had a thing I wanted to tell you. Tifa: Okay. Cloud: …I think you’re… really… Tifa: Yes? Cloud: …really good at math. Tifa: …Thank you? Cloud: [mutters under his breath] Also I love you. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Cloud: Is that my jacket? Tifa: [innocent look] I don’t know, is it? Cloud: …You’re never giving it back, are you? Tifa: [pulls it tighter and grins] Nope. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Mr. B: Cloud, Tifa, care to explain why you’re smiling like fools at each other instead of taking notes? Tifa: We’re just… really enjoying this lesson. Cloud: [blushing furiously, tries to cover his face with his textbook] #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Tifa: You didn’t have to wait for me, you know. Cloud: [shrugging] Didn’t want you to walk alone. Tifa: [smiling shyly] …You're kind of my favorite person. Cloud: [blushing furiously] Oh. Uh. Cool. Coolcoolcool. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Tifa: You’re staring again. Cloud: You look really pretty when you’re reading. Tifa: [blushing] That’s unfair. Cloud: [shrugs, tugs her closer ]Just stating facts. Tifa: If you keep talking like that, I’m never getting up. Cloud: That’s the idea. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Tifa: Everyone else is partying and we’re sitting here watching a documentary about frogs. Cloud: …This frog is kind of impressive though. Tifa: [snuggled into his side, under his hoodie] I wouldn’t trade this for anything. Cloud: [softly] Me neither. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Tifa: This is getting embarrassing. Cloud: What? Tifa: You always fall asleep on me in public. Cloud: I only sleep well next to you. Tifa: [melting inside] …Okay, you’re forgiven. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Tifa: Okay, we color-code tests, papers, and dates. Cloud: Dates? Tifa: You know. Like exams— Cloud: Oh. I thought you meant *date* dates. Tifa: …Do you want to put those in? Cloud: [writes in “Tifa date night 💖” on every Friday] Tifa: [blushing] #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Tifa: You missed a spot. Cloud: Where? Tifa: [leans in and kisses his cheek] Right there. Cloud: …I think you’ve found the only reason I’ll ever enjoy cleaning. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Tifa: We should go to class. Cloud: It’s raining. Tifa: That’s not a reason to skip. Cloud: [pulls blanket tighter around them both] It’s a reason to stay in and cuddle. Tifa: …I’m convinced. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Cloud: Is that my hoodie? Tifa: [snuggled in it] Nope. Cloud: Tifa. Tifa: It’s mine now. Cloud: …I literally just got that back yesterday. Tifa: And now it’s gone again. [smirks] Should’ve known better. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Tifa: You’re gonna get me in trouble. Cloud: I’m literally just lying on your bed. Tifa: You're not even supposed to be in this dorm. Cloud: [pulls blanket over them both] Then I guess you’ll have to hide me. Tifa: [sighs and snuggles closer] …You’re lucky you’re warm. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Tifa: You pressed every button on the washing machine. Cloud: I was testing their functions. Tifa: The machine is beeping in distress. Cloud: That’s… part of the process? Tifa: [sighs, kisses his cheek] I love you, but please step aside. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Tifa: We’ve literally done nothing productive today. Cloud: True. Tifa: And yet… Cloud: It’s been perfect. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Tifa: Should we change? Cloud: No. Tifa: We’ve been in pajamas for sixteen hours. Cloud: It’s a statement. Tifa: Of what? Cloud: Peak domestic bliss. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Tifa: You were supposed to be helping me clean. Cloud: I was. Tifa: You fell asleep on the couch with the duster still in your hand. Cloud: …I was cleaning the air. Tifa: You’re lucky I love you. Cloud: That’s what I’m counting on. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Tifa: We should make a shopping list next time. Cloud: [looking at the full cart] This wasn’t the plan? Tifa: [sighing] Nope. We just bought a lot of things we don’t need. Cloud: …We need these snacks. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Tifa: You’re just sitting there, staring at me. Cloud: …I like mornings with you. Tifa: [blushing] Cloud, you can’t just say things like that. Cloud: …Why not? #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Cloud: You’re wearing my shirt. Tifa: [giggling] I am. Cloud: …You look better in it than I do. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Cloud: You stole my blanket. Tifa: You stole my heart. Cloud: … Tifa: [grinning] Cloud: …Fine. You win. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cloud: This recipe says to “whisk vigorously.” Tifa: So? Cloud: Define “vigorously.” Tifa: Just stir like your life depends on it. Cloud: [stirs aggressively] Tifa: [laughing] Okay, maybe a little less violently. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Cloud: I’m too tired to move. Tifa: Good, because I was about to make you be the pillow. [flops onto him] Cloud: …This is fine. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Tifa: You’re not moving from this bed. Cloud: I’ve fought monsters worse than this cold. Tifa: Name one monster that can make you sneeze five times in a row. Cloud: …Shut up. #cloti
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Incorrect Cloud and Tifa 🐥🐬 @incorrectcloti.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Tifa: You didn’t have to cook for me. Cloud: You always cook for me. Tifa: [blushing] That’s… different. Cloud: It’s exactly the same. Now eat. #cloti
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