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Goatman Jones

@inconspicuous.bsky.social
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Furry Artist and Occasional Author Fixated on weird things so I'll try to keep things SFW, but there still may be some 18+ spillover here and there. Beware Telegram: incongoat Discord: g472y Baa

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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
while you were busy partying I studied how to mimic Kyle Ferrin
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It looks like Proxy and Jossy both got themselves turned into Root characters. May the woodland cower before their might! Commission for @proxfox.bsky.social and @jossyfoxxy.bsky.social
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I will be at Furrydelphia. Find me and I will draw you
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Photo taken by @victwentyband.bsky.social at Anthrocon 2026!
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Character portrait commission for DangerousDonk on FA
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Fox sketch
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
@ furthemore!
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Radical ref sheet commission for @sandraincloud.bsky.social
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"FA" routinely comes up as an unrelated acronym at work and my furry-pilled brain always defaults to 'Furaffinity'
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
drew some stickers for @zhurong.bsky.social
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Every year I buy a pack of 8 spiral bound notebooks, use 2, and the rest just vanish into thin air when I try to look for them next year
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The age of question of whether to give your furry OC glasses
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Felt like it's been a while since I wore the head. How do I look in dark gray? :3 #fursuitfriday
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Holy shit its been years since I've last heard the iPhone marimba ringtone
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
With how shelves at CVS are being locked up at what point do we just go back to stores counters where a clerk behind a counter just gets the item you're looking for
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Gateau
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
my happyroadkillsona
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Amazing idea for corporate middle managers! Forget about in-person happy hours; those cost MONEY and often suffer from low enough attendance (gotta bump up your numbers) -- HOST MANDATORY OFFICE VR CHAT NIGHTS
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
What even is pop music anymore? The radio just keep on playing music I listened to when I was in middle school
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
weird fucking fish
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Is it just me or does FAANG feel like the name of an evil megacorporation in a furry universe
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Nothing fills me with more raw hatred than seeing a Shen Yun billboard #fuckfalungong
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
If I had a nickel for every tech startup that was named after an incredibly ominous historical or mythological thing, I'd have... many nickels www.npr.org/sections/sho...
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The quest to create gene-edited babies gets a reboot
There's a fresh push to edit the genes of human embryos to prevent diseases and enhance characteristics that parents value. Bioethicists say just because it's possible doesn't mean it should be done.
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Tfw you're browsing reddit and suddenly you see a profile and username that seems incredibly familiar to one you've seen on FA...
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Bah!
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Another day on this planet earth, another day of informing everyone that shen yun is run by a garbage organization with garbage beliefs
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Our generation's finest poet
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 11/07/2025
Do not lead the goats.
A man walking in the country while looking at his phone. Behind him is a heard of goats. He has no idea. The text reads: Are you unwittingly leading a heard of goats? Put your phone away! Distracted walking sends people to the ER every year. Who knows what kind of power a human being leading goats can amass. We don't even want to think about it.
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
a little too big
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
My pleasure! It was wonderful meeting ya!
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Index card doodle for @cyber.horse ~
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I forgot my main badge so I gotta use my baackup :(
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Get offff my luggage, you're going to get car hair all over my partial!
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Hmu for free index card sketches at AC!
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Some more SFW sketches from last night's stream Featuring characters from @nerubianknight.bsky.social and @nessfox.bsky.social
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Fight me #artfight2025
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
leaving work be like
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Modular art commission for @verdantglade.bsky.social featuring two modular gays ♥️🌈
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I do weekly request streams where the end product ranges from faithful interpretations of what is asked to monkey's paw shitposts.
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I majorly dislike how crushed ants smell like blue cheese dressing
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Double portrait commission piece I did of some Fallout-themed characters
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Some more pics I took at FWA Also featuring @kendeer.bsky.social
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
beans
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
At the same time, I can't even imagine people leaving gross shit like this lying around in their own homes
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Depends on your employer...
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
There's an age old saying whenever you get a new job that you have four alive grandparents. But for real, I just said I had some vague, unfun family business
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
*bites*
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Oh SHIT you were at FWA aaaaaaa How did I manage to miss meeting you
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Tfw your coworkers ask what you did last weekend and you have to have to come up with a convincing answer that doesn't include drinking and making animal noises
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Goatman Jones @inconspicuous.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
[Spoiler] finds a fursuit head
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