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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

When I’m very publicly down bad for a random gacha character and someone asks me a question about what I think of the character’s mechanics in the actual game itself

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Big deal dude that’s a fucking Tuesday for me

YouTube video called “Walking Through Target While Purple”

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Genuinely getting suspicious now because if I somehow became a big stand up comedian you bet your ass I would be dropping random little hints like this all of the time just to make me laugh lmao

The same comedian with a stand up set called "Sweet and Juicy"

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Was watching a random stand up comedy set and hearing this line paired with that outfit and that title felt like I was hit by a bus lmao

A stand up comedian in the most blueberry coded outfit I've ever seen in my life for a comedy set literally called "Purple" saying:

"Uh, I'm feeling pretty good."

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I drew something and uploaded it finally :o

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Real photo of me getting ready to start the day

A propstore photo of one of the fucked up dolls from 05 wonka

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I'm inventing a new term called "berry envy" because that's the only way I can describe how I feel seeing this outfit Teto is wearing, I gotta have it and I want to become a sphere in it

Teto in a baggy grey tracksuit with a long, loosely tied belt

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

"Valve admits its Steam Machine and Steam Frame will be delayed due to RAM and storage price surges"

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

When there's no pudding at the function

sad vampire

(this will literally only make sense to one other person I know lol)

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

The whole online culture that’s lead to this still sucks regardless but if it’s any consolation for this scenario in particular I just saw on her YouTube channel that she seems unbothered by all of the harassment

The modder responding to someone saying “Im sorry for everything youre going through on the hellsite”
with “Imao its nothing”

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Yea, here it is. Again she did delete it and apologize but it was still a really weird comparison to make....

"Zero difference between someone adding boobs to the Animal Crossing dog and the incels who post stuff and make mods that do this. It's equally weird."

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Was exploring some prop auctions for ‘05 Wonka and it turns out there’s an unseen newspaper article that implies Wonka had the Oompa Loompas just straight up yoink squirrels out of random parks and he was fucking up local ecosystems for the sake of his nut sorting lmao

A prop auction page for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory from 2005 featuring Mike Teavee on a local newspaper with the front page titled "FOUR DOWN, ONE TO GO: Web Wiz Kid Wows World - Uses Math Skills to Find Golden Ticket"

A closeup of the paper, showing an article on the lower section that reads "Squirrels disappear from local parks. Drop in numbers concern scientists."

A picture of a squirrel with text that reads “Scientists are keeping squirrels under close surveillance in the hopes of solving the mystery that surrounds the disappearing animal in the town parks.” (The actual full text of the article is an unrelated, repeated journal entry on how squirrels' tails heat up as a warning signal from rattlesnakes)

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

An extremely rare fictional character crush I have that I just remembered and I don't think I've ever heard from anyone else: the mechanic from Thrillville

Cool mechanic guy in shades, a yellow hardhat, and a blue jumpsuit holding up a circuit board

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

What the fuck I like Labubus now?

A post from curlworks showing a Labuborb Labeachball

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I don't care how hot the furry characters are I'm not playing Fortnite.

Dan from Dan Vs saying "I don't care who the IRS sends I'm not paying taxes"

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Saw a big celebrity today :D

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Didn't even notice what was written on the side until now lmao

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

The most blueberry tf coded drink to have ever been conceived

culture pop wildeberries and lime soda featuring a giant blueberry on the can and a tagline "fizzy and gutsy"

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

I also just now left voicemails for three state reps, Mastercard's CEO, Visa's Chief Risk Officer, and Stripe's main number....

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Why did I just get an ass expansion banner ad???

A pop up ad that I got for "NO SUGAR CHALLENGE" which features a bunch of likely ai generated ass candles getting progressively fatter

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Let's try this again lol VB | any/all!

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Sent my 4th batch of (LetterStream) letters today and faxed three of my reps through FaxZero if that counts for anything with this drive specifically:

One of three confirmation emails I got that the fax went through

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

I'm putting together a team

A letterboxd list titled "movies that are a lot like willy wonka when you think about it" featuring Opus, Midsommar, Atlantis Squarepantis, and Hausu

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

For the past several weeks a giant amount of women I’ve seen online have been talking nonstop about how they want to bang an anthropomorphic cartoon TV like you don’t NEED to be a fucking bodybuilder guys

Tenna from Deltarune Chapeter 3
Spoilers still I guess

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Not sure where this is from honestly, just saw it from this post. Didn’t want to directly quote it and confuse anyone or make them uncomfortable heh

A post from silenttakedown that says
“corporations on July 1st” with the same image

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

The last thing I hear before I’m rolled into the juicing machine

Text from a video game that says

“Bye, weird fruit! You were fun!

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

#JuicyJuly 2 & 3 - “Envelope/Mouth” Tried to do two in one! This was kind of a weird one to try to structure right but once again I like the little sliver of a concept I came up with! Writing is very fun :)

The mistress finishes writing the last of her letters penned in her signature vibrant blue ink, the fireplace and accompanying candlelight in an otherwise gloomy Victorian study illuminating both her handy work as well as the bright violet hue that proudly enraptures her entire full figure. As she occasionally glances at you, her eyes give a distinct shimmer of blue, like catching a quick glimpse of moonlight clashing onto a dark ocean wave.

She delicately folds each piece of paper into thirds and puts one into each preaddressed envelope. Chuckling subtly, she grabs each one and prepares to seal them as she guides her tongue across the edges of the paper, her careful licks sealing each letter with that distinctive blueberry purple that she has now become so accustomed to.

“The one final touch…” she remarks as she grabs the dark blue candle from beside her on the dinner table, making sure to delicately pour a small circular puddle of rich mauve melted wax on the center of each letter’s opening. “I know it’s a tad excessive to essentially seal these letters twice, but you know I can never be too careful!” The wax dries almost instantly, and as she lays the letters into a neat stack in her hands, she brings her gaze back to you from across the room.

“Please, have these sent out right away, I very much hope all of my guests have a tremendous night at my manor soon. It’ll surly be quite an all around thrilling experience by the time the festivities have concluded.”

“Yes Madam.” You sternly say as you grab the invitations and prepare them to be sent out for a night that, knowing her, will absolutely be quite an *explosive* one.

She gives one more hearty chuckle to herself as you leave…

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

#JuicyJuly 1 - “Second” My first little POV short story for Juicy July, rushed it a lot and wasn’t able to proofread it in time as much as I would’ve liked to but I like the concept so much I may revisit it as a longer story one day :)

"Second"
As your body appears to have fully completed turning into the eerily familiar shade of blue, you knew two things, that the gum still needed work, and you should have probably mentally prepared for this to happen the moment you lost drawing straws to be the next subject for this now seemingly cursed three course gum project.
You hoped it would just be the color change this time around, and at least some progress was made in the other errors of the dessert category, but that sense of fullness you've been feeling is still growing on you more and more, making it clear to you that sadly, you weren't getting off easier than the previous guinea pig. You thought you did everything right on your end when helping to develop this gum, but there is just something that is still not set right with the blueberry pie.

A crowd of morbidly curious workers stare at you intently, standing all around waiting for you to finally be at rolling size, with some still in shock that it was happening once again, some backing away in fear that it will somehow be a worse outcome this time, and some seemingly almost annoyed that they will have to trek another blueberry over to Juicing Machine #17 (which was at the moment still being decontaminated after the last incident, but after this will now likely be the default machine to use if incidents like this keep reoccurring).
You step side to side in a haze, almost hyperventilating from the surreal feeling of what you saw several weeks ago now happening to you. Questions of what will happen to you running miles around your mind.

A familiar individual makes their way out of the crowd to run towards you. The shade of blue they shared with you making it almost like you were a living funhouse mirror mocking the proportions that they had before you. "Hey. Hey!" You can hear them but out of some combination of awe and embarrassment you could only look down at your widening from. "Don't worry, ok? You'll be fine I promise." You look up at them and look into their dark blue eyes, which will almost definitely be yours if they haven't become so already. "I know you're scared right now, I was absolutely terrified, but I will be right by you this entire time, ok? You are not here, I know this feeling you are having." You continue to stare, unsure on what to say and if you could even say anything. You lose your balance and are now stuck in an awkward sitting position, being too big to stand back up, still trying to lock eyes with the coworker trying to help you, who you will now likely be forever bonded with in your shared distressing situation.

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

If you ever wanna know what I taste like after chewing The Gum

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

The *thinking this character is okay but not fully getting the hype* to *seeing someone draw them with a ton of cake and immediately becoming down bad* pipeline:

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

A fan theory that I am 100% sure is true even though it almost definitely would have torches and pitchforks taken out against me for saying it is that I am absolutely certain Patrick Star canonically has an inflation kink in this video essay I will-

Patrick Star wearing his invention of "inflatable pants"

Patrick Star very excitedly blowing up an already giant paint bubble

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IM_VB 🔞 @imvbhello.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Barely know anything about the world of Pokemon but I just discovered who Larry is and damn it I think I fucking would… another addition to my stupid “would” rolodex fuck.