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@impulsings.bsky.social
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I guess I’m no longer here to only shitpost. See my real work here: linktr.ee/laurenjohnson.co

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alexanderspivey.bsky.social @alexanderspivey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m cancelling Matt Johnson, who’s with me?
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My job was about to release something to all of our users that was so undercooked, I’m still reeling from how they managed to think it was ready. I’m also feeling the ultimate power that I apparently have to stop it.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Rode passenger for all of 30 minutes before I threw up on the side of the road lol. This is why I’m the driver.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
One month without my angel.
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Matt, from Alaska @mattfromalaska.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
One month apart.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This happened to me and Matt for months on end … until we realized it was a bird.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Celebrated ten years of marriage this past weekend. 🥰❣️ So grateful for the people we’ve become while growing up together. I’m so excited for the next ten years of adventure. 💖💖💖 @mattfromalaska.bsky.social
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
💔
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
My angel. 💔
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
babynamesworld dot com was my astrology as a child
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I’m literally considering taking a mini popup table and some signage to every event after this hahaha
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I was asked to table at a networking event, which turned out GREAT because everyone came to me to talk and I got to meet so many lovely people. If I had just attended the event, I would have circled the perimeter awkwardly and then gone home 30 mins later not talking to anyone lmao
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
He was just fully chilling, watching a video on his phone. He promptly locked the door after our encounter.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Dude didn’t lock the door to his bathroom stall so I, reading the VACANT sign, walked in on him fully ass out on the toilet. He promptly locked it afterwards hahahahaha I’m dyyyyyyinggggg
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Nothing beats listening to my playlist I made for our trip to Japan while it rains outside music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
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teatime by LOLO on Apple Music
Playlist · 30 Songs
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Put it on the loudspeakers
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I don’t even know what Steven Colbert sounds like.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Today seems like a good day for hawlin’ rocks
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I am always happy to share a good rock, stone, pebble, and boulder.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
ROCKS!
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
… it’s me …
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Bitches will be like “wanna see something” and it’s their car filled to the brim with giant rocks.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Sick in the head because it hasn’t even been one week since we’ve been on set and I’ve already requested, read, and annotated the script for our next film.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This is derogatory
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
New google icons are like round spongebob
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Me to myself every time I start to make a post.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
What if everyone just shut the fuck up, all at the same time? Let’s try it. Let’s see what happens.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Do not get sucked into Gilmore girls. It will ruin your life lmao
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Felt like shit today, realized it was because I didn’t take my adhd meds. Wow they really do work.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It’s pretty wild that when it’s 1am, 6pm was a full 7hrs ago.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
When it’s 1am the night before the biggest work launch. On the plus side I get to drink champagne on company time tomorrow at 9am hehe.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Remember when I said I was meant to be weaving baskets by a river all day? Well in exchange for photos I now officially get to do just that every month for the rest of this year!!!!
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
And like half the company is women so it makes no sense to me. If it doesn’t at least include cheese and crackers I’m gonna complain to HR lmao
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
My company told us we were getting a gift. I was excited. Turns out the gift is wine. I do not drink wine. Now I am annoyed. Please just give me money.
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SlobTheBuilder @sighhless.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s okay guys, I’ve now made it past the anger stage of grief. Surely I’ll be good to go now.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Why do I even bother
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Lmao I was wondering why you were looking at that pic
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It’s not enough anymore to just say you’re an ally, you need to become gay, just to spite the haters.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I want to work on movies full time so fucking badly. At least when there’s bullshit there, we’re making a movie at the end of the day.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I’m so fucking done with my job. I’m so done with it. Seriously they keep fucking me over and I’m sick of it. I have the easiest job in the world and they make it absolutely stupid. Just pure bullshit. I swear to god. FUCK!!!
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Spent all day doing my taxes and then inhaled eight salmon nigiri afterwards
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
They love talking about this being a Christian nation so much, I was legit surprised to learn that Easter was not a federal holiday. (My European coworkers get the day off, but not me??? Fuuuuuuuu)
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Gah I forgot to tag @pepper-dagger.bsky.social as my incredible muse for this image!
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
ASCENSION / projector + mylar, printed image with holes and light, photographed and edited again. #photography #mixedmedia
A portrait of a bald femme person, they are wearing a sequin dress in a black void, with a projection of stars on them. Their hands are raised and they are reflected in the black void. Their chin is pointed down slightly, looking at the viewer, smiling knowingly, wearing dark lipstick. Where the star projections land on their face and in their eye, is where the print is hole punched, with a light shining through it. This gives the person a celestial, godlike appearance, with the light emanating from their eye, from their very soul.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Send me all your good vibes, I just submitted my short film to a couple grants!! 🤞🏼🤑🤞🏼 And if any independently wealthy person wants to support and fund women in the arts making movies, I am literally here.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Today I added a “no-ai” clause to my wedding contract, so my clients know their images/likenesses won’t be stolen, and so I make sure no one uses my photos for ai, as long as I can help it, and I’m still so shocked I haven’t seen any photographers talking about this.
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This is absolutely my kind of diy shit
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lolo @impulsings.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
When one ping pong ball disappears, four more reappear. A kitty cat proverb.
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