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imp (they/he) • 29 • artist, bottom jayce truther and catboy connoisseur MINORS DNI 🚫 nsfw occasionally ffxiv posting ➡️ @alamhigans.bsky.social 💫 jayvik plushies created by @karlzmindpalace.bsky.social 💫

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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i should have the whole month off for my birthday actually
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the way i'm feeling so burnt out before my birthday should be ILLEGALLLLL
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i feel like robert eggers' nosferatu was lifted almost exactly from the pages of this book. the only difference that i can tell is that bram stoker depicts dracula with white hair (which i didn't know until reading!)
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this happened to my good friends brad majors and janet weiss once
A passage from Bram Stoker's Dracula. It reads as follows:
I stood in silence where I was, for I did not know what to do. Of bell or knocker there was no sign; through these frowning walls and dark window openings it was not likely that my voice could penetrate. The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fears crowding upon me. What sort of place had I come to, and among what kind of people? What sort of grim adventure was it on which I had embarked?
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"sure, the weather keeps changing, and the wolves are howling, and the horses keep getting scared, and i have this strange sense of dread as i am taken to the castle of this mysterious man by a driver who has red eyes and sharp teeth... but that could mean nothing, right?" - this fucking guy
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
honey, you've got a big storm coming 😃 (also dw i highlighted this in my phone's photo editing app)
A passage from Bram Stoker's Dracula that reads as follows:
I could hear a lot of words often releated, queer words, for there were many nationalities in the crowd; so I quietly got my polyglot dictionary from my bag and looked them out. I must say they were not cheering for me, for amongst them were "Ordog" -- Satan, "pokol" -- hell, "stregoica" -- witch,  "vrolok" and "vlkoslak" -- both of which mean the same thing, one being Slovak and the other Servian for something that is either werewolf or vampire. (Mem., I must ask the Count about these superstitions). 
The last bit of the passage pertaining to vampires and asking the Count is highlighted in yellow.
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bro has no survival instincts. the locals are being super sus everytime he brings up the count and he's like, "huh, weird... but i'm sure this means nothing," and continues making the journey. he even says something to the effect of "if i die, i die" 🤷
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
already laughing at how much *paprika* is affecting the constitution of this Very British Man lmaooooo
A passage from Bram Stoker's Dracula that reads as follows:
We left in pretty good time, and came after nightfall to Klausenburgh. Here I stopped for the night at the Hotel Royale. I had for dinner, or rather supper, a chicken done up some way with red pepper, which was very good but thirsty. (Mem., get recipe for Mina.) I asked the waiter, and he said it was called "paprika hendl," and that, as it was a national dish, I should be able to get it anywhere along the Carpathians.Another passage from Dracula by Bram Stoker. It reads as follows:
I did not sleep well, though my bed was comfortable enough, for I had all sorts of queer dreams. There was a dog howling all night under my window, which may have had something to do with it; or it may have been the paprika, for I had to drink up all the water in my carafe, and was still thirsty. Towards morning I slept and was wakened by the continuous knocking at my door, so I guess I must have been sleeping soundly then. I had for breakfast more paprika, and a sort of porridge of maize flour which they said was "mamaliga," and egg-plant stuffed with forcemeat, a very excellent dish, which they call "impletata."
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
would you believe me if i said this was my first time reading this? (annotation thread) 🦇🩸
A photo of the book Dracula by Bram Stoker. The cover is black and features gold art deco design elements surrounding the title and author text.
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Dasha 🦇🌌 @rosendark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Low effort #linhardt meme #fe3h
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Jun ★ @jun-hug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You're the apple of my eye! #inktober2026 #inktober #humanart
A digital illustration of my cat ocs, Star and Sunshine in an apple orchard. Both cats are lying down, curled on grass filled with fallen leaves and apples. There is a text "The apple of my eye" written around the cats.
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
have been embracing mistakes and wonky-ness in my art lately. because at least you can tell it was made by a human!!!!!
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy october 1st to all who celebrate 🎃🦇✨️
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that being said, i will cherish my new tamagotchi paradise 💞 and they are saving me a good bit of money by giving me one!! i was gonna buy two, one for me and one for my fiancé. but they're like $50 so it would have been a bit priceyyyyy
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sometimes people give me really nice gifts and i'm left feeling puzzled and taken aback because like. i don't ever feel like i deserve anything skshsihddkdb
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i got gifted a tamagotchi paradise at work yesterday 🫪 i keep yapping about tamagotchi everywhere i go (i am so sorry) and my coworker has a son who forgot about his. so he talked to his wife about it and they decided to give it to me 🥹
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Runa Moks 🌱 @lavenderspells.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heavenswarding with @shykupo.bsky.social and @alamhigans.bsky.social !! Having so much fun and loving learning more about my bestie's OCs!!! #gpose #gposers #LavFFXIV
My WoL, Runa Moks, Sen @shykupo's OC, and Jolie @alamhigan's OC. Runa is standing with one hand in front of her chest, Sen has his arms crossed and is brooding, and Jolie is standing elegantly with her hands clasped in front of her. This is a full body image.The same characters and poses from the previous image, but more zoomed in and cropped below their waists.
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Richard Perez @skinnyships.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Spore Corp
Illustration of Oddish, Gloom and Vileplume surrounded by circles
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
full-time work has made me feel like an empty shell most days. like, i can't even enjoy my weekend days off bc i can only think about how fleeting they are compared to the rigor of my everyday schedule
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ev 🐱🕸️ @evrclover.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it goes the other way around too u gotta be okay being a little annoyed with your friends. like not in a letting them be unhealthy with you way, but in a People are flawed and can’t be 100% perfect way. otherwise you will have no human friends & will look to things like chatbots for catered solace
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: mametchi has been gifted the costume from pompompurin 🥹🍮🤎
A photo of my Pompompurin Tamagotchi Nano displaying Mametchi in a Pompompurin costume. His face is in the middle of the costume while Pompompurin's face sits on his head and the body surrounds him.
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bc how did i go from zero to two tamas this week alone?? i can't believe i even got my hands on the pumpkin patch one!!!!!
Photo of my Pompompurin Tamagotchi Nano. The shell is yellow with white frills and buttons and features Pompompurin himself alongside Bagel, Muffin, and Scone (a squirrel, mouse, and hamster from his universe). The Tamagotchi character displayed on the screen is Mametchi, a bunny-esque creature with large eyes and dark ears.A box displaying the Tamagotchi Gen 1 packaging that features all the generation's characters against a pink and putple ombre background with whitr doodles surounding them. The Tamagotchi model inside the packaging is a Pumpkin Patch Tamagotchi, a rare seasonal device that has pumpkins, scarecrows, chickens, and Mametchi in fall clothing printed on top a translucent purple shell with glitter on it.
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
addicted to tamagotchi now, i fear
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Dasha 🦇🌌 @rosendark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Drew #linhardt #rosendarkart #fe3h #fireemblem
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
RIGHT??? i particularly love the two on the right of the image 🥹 BUT I WOULD TAKE ANY OF THEMMMM (they go for like $1k on ebay rn bc they've never been re-released yet lmao)
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i have also seen multiple ppl express interest in a sonic collab with tamagotchi and like???? YEAH??? why have they not already done that?
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
like it's actually so dire. i would take any one of these
A photo of all the vintage Devilgotchi versions of the Tamagotchi virtual pets from the late 90s. The shells have devil wings and character motifs around the display screens in different colors, mostly in red, white, yellow, black and purple.
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been going down a tamagotchi youtube rabbit hole these past couple days after being randomly recommended a video and... i actually *NEED* bandai to re-release the devilgotchi for me specifically
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lady Knight Rei Lineart:
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lady Knight Asuka Lineart:
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
let's go carrie on them together 🫴
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
because i just KNOW if i was a man they wouldn't even bother me with half the stupid shit they come to me with. they would simply figure it out themselves
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it's this particular brand of learned helplessness that some men have towards women and people they perceive as such, where they expect them to bend over backwards for them, and it lowkey drives me crazy. and then they act confused when i hit them with a blank stare and "idk man 😐"
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i know these things may sound trivial, but there are SO MANY little things just like this that my male coworkers do to piss me off. and i think it boils down to them not respecting me as an AFAB person and expecting me to think for them or overextend myself for their benefit.
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
or sometimes they'll be like "uhh i accidentally wrote this up wrong on my paperwork and now all my work documentation for the week is inaccurate. what should i do? 🥺👉👈🫶" like idk get good maybe? and not expect me to solve your problems for you?
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i write so many things up every single day, do you honestly think i would be able to remember when your repair order was written up?? and who picked it up after i finished it?? ABSOLUTELY NOT LMAO. i can barely remember the last one i did. it isn't being stored in my memory like that bro
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
hate when my grown ass men coworkers come up to me and go "hey did you write up a ticket for this unit? where is it? 🥺👉👈" homie, if it's not in the bin that i put finished tickets in, your guess is as good as mine!! go look for it bc someone else obviously picked it up
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Trinket collector @trinketcollector.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Melest worms have been fed #melmedarda #lestarcane #melest #yuri
Portraitof Lest and Mel, with Lest on the left and Mel on the right. They are wearing ball gowns, Lest wears parole and Mel wears a cream white. The background is black and the portraits is frame by an ornate ellipse shape.
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KARLZ @karlzmindpalace.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
SHOP UPDATE📣 . lots of restocks, new items and pre orders . Pre orders will run until Nov 1st ❤️ . #jayvik #arcane
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Tran @traannahh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Brushbuddy 🖊️🌌 #Δ帽子 #WitchHatAtelier
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
CONGRATS!!! 🎉
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
and humanz by gorillaz is turning 10 next year.... what the frick
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
for reference, the album is "how to be a human being" by glass animals
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
just found out one of my favorite albums is 10 years old now 🧑‍🦳 literally HOW has that much time passed?????????
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lark / lutia @larknoms.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
wanted to draw the girls sleeping with some of the creatures they've encountered throughout the series ❤️:) really happy with how this turned out! #art #witchhatatelier
landscape illustration of the main 4 girls from the series witch hat atelier laying on a bunch of scattered about pillows. there are various creatures surrounding them - depicted are myrphons, brushbuddies, scalewolves, dragons, and owlcats. they all have various sleeping poses.
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🐸Hen🐸 HORUS ESSENTIALS OUT NOW @henturtlettrpg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wish my tablet felt like paper
Screenshot of fanart of Qifrey from Witch Hat Atelier.
The style is more sketchy and pencil-y, inspired by the original mangas style but still quite different.
Qifrey has a long cloak with a golden adornment in the center connecting both sides of this cloak. He is wearing a dark coloured shirt that goes up the neck.
Qifrey has short spiky white hair that covers one of his eyes, a set of glasses, one lense is white, the other is black (and obscured), and a big hat that looks like the tip of a pen from which a ribbon that resembles a drawn line falls from. Around him are pieces of paper with magic seals and they are all framed into a rectangle with a circular pop out with a different rune drawn in it.

Qifrey is holding a fountain pen and the entire colour of the piece is an off-yellow resembling old paper
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beck @bitingteeth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
dear god please give me ten thousand dollars
a dog says his prayers
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😈🍋 @imptris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
OMG SO CUTE 💜✨️
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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