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spoocecow @important.website · 11/09/2026

I've been averaging 2 or 3 hours of sleep a night this week and I have no recollection of writing this; no earthly idea what the premise or joke could have been. I feel like I'm in Fight Club But For REALLY Big Losers

unfinished draft from 2 days ago:

"Hey. We're in the same class, right? Well, something h

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spoocecow @important.website · 07/09/2026

the dog breed "Schipperke" is so delightful to behold and to say aloud ("skipper-key"). the dutch should never do anything else but breed dogs and name them

picture of dog of Schipperke. Schipperke dog picture. dutch dog schipperke dog pay your grandest spect

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spoocecow @important.website · 27/08/2026

In what authorities are describing as "unspeakably horrid" footage, SEGA's Floigan Bros have released an apparent tribute to the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs

Dreamcast cover art of Floigan Bros Episode 1

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spoocecow @important.website · 08/08/2026

super mega comics kicks ass it should be more celebrated

super mega comics soccer there isn't a transcript on the site unfortch but It Turns Out The Real Soccer Ball All Along Was Our Friendship

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spoocecow @important.website · 29/07/2026

This is what the Democratic Socialists actually believe

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spoocecow @important.website · 20/07/2026

seen some lord of the rings memes today and I am not impressed.

aragorn monster truck "BECOME WHAT YOU ARE BORN TO BE"

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spoocecow @important.website · 11/07/2026

youtube has recommended me puffin. this is what I needed www.youtube.com/watch?v=daFe...

puffins hanging out on a big rock by the ocean during golden hour

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spoocecow @important.website · 02/07/2026

hearing excited whispers that Backstrom will return in a big way in 2026 and change the tides of all the elections

promo image of rainn wilson as backstrom

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spoocecow @important.website · 02/07/2026

found this in my files the other day. it was just named "krunch" with no file extension

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spoocecow @important.website · 01/07/2026

show me a cool physical game

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spoocecow @important.website · 15/06/2026

There is still value to be found on facebook besides keeping up with friend babys. It is also for local historical societies to post weird shit from 80 years ago

a newspaper clipping from June 15 1945 proudly advertising HORSEMEAT with a big 'bonus sticker' thing proclaiming NO POINTS.
these declarations of course make sense with historical and butcherical context (other meat rationed during WWII, point cut less desirable than flat cut) but I still enjoy it prima facie

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spoocecow @important.website · 09/06/2026

jumpie guys rock ass. had the immense pleasure of spotting this fella spotting everything a while back

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spoocecow @important.website · 08/06/2026

There are three classic "status debuffs" to the human condition. I can also think of three sort-of-funny sort-of-antiquated verbs for relieving a specific debuff. However, an imbalance exists. There is no dedicated word I am aware of for relieving horniness. (1/2)

a shitty graph showing the debuffs (hungry, thirsty, horny) and the verbs (sate, slake, quench). hungry gets "sate", thirsty gets "slake" AND "quench", and horny gets nothing.

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spoocecow @important.website · 08/06/2026

my time line has been sufficiently Curated.

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spoocecow @important.website · 05/06/2026

Could the door open....? Open door? What if you open the door, it could be good ?

some old 3d image I have of the front of a space house labeled "2 Some Place" that leads to a playground

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spoocecow @important.website · 23/05/2026

This guy is coming to kill me. He has sworn to end my life by any means necessary, even if innocent people are caught in the crossfire.

the sesame street typewriter with wheels

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spoocecow @important.website · 04/05/2026

Just realized today is the 3rd. I've failed to observe the national day of mourning for New Hampshirites (the Old Man of the Mountain collapsed 23 years ago today)

NH's Old Man of the Mountain, a literal rock 'face' jutting out from a cliff that looked like a stern guy with a brow and nose and chin

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spoocecow @important.website · 29/04/2026

Oh the founders were from Silicon Valley.... I cannot be more surprised...

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spoocecow @important.website · 16/04/2026

I am my 🙂 to when My smile 😊 I apparently saved this draft 22 hours ago, but have no memory of it, due to sleep deprivation. I hope this information is useful to future historians.