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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
society says I gotta wake up and go to work and wash the dishes when I should be out mating in the woods
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
any1 want me. im joking. im joking. im joking. I'm joking
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
smeg nation where you at
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
woke is back
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i went to starbucks and asked for a glass of water so they took me to the back and they cut my penis off
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
WARNING : FECAL EVENT IMMINENT ! PLEASE *DO NOT* EVACUATE THE AREA ! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE ! I SWEAR IT WILL BE FUNNY
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
a God does not fear death
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
the penis gnomes are coming
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
your honor, my client pleads not guilty on account of finders keepers
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
i love fried bread
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
my camera broke. please imagine a picture of a penis. thank you
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
important announcement: this
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
i <3 peeing
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
bounces and moans (I am being forced to jump on a trampoline while extremely physically ill)
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
weiners!
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I'm cum
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I'm making mac and cheese
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
glizzyyyy
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
houseflies are 100% fly and 0% house. i will be suing for false advertising.
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
i have turbo rabies
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
i had a banger ready to go and i completely forgot what I was going to say. it is nonetheless very important that you know this
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
farts really loud
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
breaking news: my friend dillon from school has found shocking evidence that sex may in fact be real
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
my relationship with Christ is strictly sexual in nature
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
wendy's penis sauce
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
i smell like cheese. do you want a whiff
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
my body count is immeasurable
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
i pooped
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
special offer : if your movie needs a fake sex scene i will do it for free
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I'm going to Chipotle does anyone want anything
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
birds are actually government birds
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
my camera broke. please imagine a picture of a penis. thank you
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
this is a cat
it's a cat
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! his penis is big
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
*starts violently shitting* um... oops LOL
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
urethra!
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
new study reveals the #1 thing that drives women the most is their cars
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
im itchy
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
the important announcements bluesky account has reached a staggering 1 likes total
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
i fart a lot
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