important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026society says I gotta wake up and go to work and wash the dishes when I should be out mating in the woods 011
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026i went to starbucks and asked for a glass of water so they took me to the back and they cut my penis off 000
important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 17/05/2026WARNING : FECAL EVENT IMMINENT ! PLEASE *DO NOT* EVACUATE THE AREA ! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE ! I SWEAR IT WILL BE FUNNY 001
important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 02/04/2026your honor, my client pleads not guilty on account of finders keepers 000
Reposted by important announcementsimportant announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 26/09/2025my camera broke. please imagine a picture of a penis. thank you 011
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 02/10/2025houseflies are 100% fly and 0% house. i will be suing for false advertising. 010
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 30/09/2025i had a banger ready to go and i completely forgot what I was going to say. it is nonetheless very important that you know this 000
important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 29/09/2025breaking news: my friend dillon from school has found shocking evidence that sex may in fact be real 001
important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 28/09/2025my relationship with Christ is strictly sexual in nature 022
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important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 26/09/2025special offer : if your movie needs a fake sex scene i will do it for free 012
important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I'm going to Chipotle does anyone want anything 001
important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 26/09/2025birds are actually government birds 000
important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 26/09/2025my camera broke. please imagine a picture of a penis. thank you 011
important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 25/09/2025BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! his penis is big 023
important announcements @important-posts.bsky.social · 25/09/2025*starts violently shitting* um... oops LOL 000
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