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Victor Laszlo

@impolitics.bsky.social
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Always 100% truthful, often 100% factual. Political satire is comedy about things that aren't funny. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDm3qr3Zlu0

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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Even a pitchbot would know that Goldman does not support the current Israeli government and has not long before this month's primary. For instance, in January 2024, he was one of 15 Jewish House Democrats in the House to denounce Netanyahu's rejection of a Palestinian state.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Any solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict based on the idea that one side will cease to exist isn’t a solution at all — it’s a fantasy indulged in by people a world away from the catastrophe who can afford the luxury of urging others to do the fighting and the dying.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
"Zionism is racism" is anti-Semitism.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
To cosplay progressives, the real enemy isn’t the far-right. It’s the insufficiently left.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
If a march through the streets of Manhattan praised the Ku Klux Klan, Mayor Mandani would rightly denounce it. But he hasn't uttered a word about Friday's march by rabid fans of Hamas. From the White House to Gracie Mansion, hate speech is now acceptable if you approve of the haters.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Yesterday's destruction of the Voting Rights Act is a reminder that the supporters of Ralph Nader and Jill Stein were overwhelmingly white and therefore could afford the catastrophe of a racist Supreme Court even as they denounced it.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The new slur of the Hamas Klux Klan is “zio-Karen,” which means… what? A woman who supports the existence of Israel while complaining to the manager? No, it’s just a mindless mishmash of stuff Hamasniks know they’re supposed to dislike, with a dollop of sexism as thinly veiled as their Jew-hatred.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Alas, many men and women in journalism are whores. But Bari Weiss is the only one who insists that being a whore is heroic.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Attacks on Jews in the name of anti-Zionism are, of course, an argument for Zionism.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
If you didn't vote for Harris but now you're protesting ICE, you're a fucking hypocrite. YOU put those stormtroopers on the streets of Minneapolis. YOU murdered Renee Good.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
A conservative celebrating Martin Luther King Day is like an arsonist celebrating National Fire Prevention Week.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
By now there are enough bad apples for an entire bad orchard.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Trump: The only thing limiting my powers as Commander-in-Chief is "my own morality." We're doomed.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
European leaders say the annexation of Greenland by the U.S. will doom NATO. But this is all the more reason for the U.S. to annex Greenland in the eyes of Putin's pet president.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I bet I’m not the only one this is happening to — it’s been 2026 for five days now, but I’m still writing FUCK TRUMP on my checks.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
“Grow my wallet!”
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Charlie Kirk had a constitutional right to be a racist pig without losing his life and others have a constitutional right to call him a racist pig without losing their jobs. If you can’t live with that, America is not for you.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Quiet, rapist.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Ralph Nader is an asshole.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
In today’s GOP, losing your mind is a job requirement.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
This is of a piece with J.D. Couchbanger’s insistence that posting “I love Hitler” is just an edgy joke. But dare to suggest that the racist pig named Charlie Kirk was anything less than Jesus incarnate and Hitlerbilly Vance will cry so hard he’ll smudge his eyeliner.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
The core concept of democracy is that those who dissent from their leaders are not disloyal to their country.. The core concept of Nazism is that those who dissent from their leaders are terrorists and traitors. Which of those beliefs best match what Republicans are saying?
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The Trump Klux Klan was terribly upset this morning when they learned for the first time that there is no Nobel Prize for Rape.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Even the toughest critics of Pete Hegseth’s freakout at the Pentagon must admit that no man has tried that hard to convince people he’s heterosexual since Rock Hudson in “Giant.”
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Why didn't you sign the letter from other Democratic representatives calling for the US to recognize Palestine? It's a hugely important step in securing peace, justice and self-determination for the Palestinians in a state alongside Israel. Please explain why you didn't sign it.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
So it turns out that all the top military officers from around the world were summoned to the Pentagon just to hear Pete Hegseth rant and rave like the guy at the end of the bar at last call who's been there since happy hour downing doubles and screaming at the television.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Why didn't you sign the letter from other Democratic representatives calling for the US to recognize Palestine? It's a hugely important step in securing peace, justice and self-determination for the Palestinians in a state alongside Israel. Please explain why you didn't sign it.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Slso the lie that parents are to “blame” for their kids’ autism because they didn’t listen to Krackpot Kennedy.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
No, a two-state solution is not a "reward" for Hamas. The nations that recognized Palestine today all say Hamas must have no future role in it. And Hamas doesn't want two states. It wants what Netanyahu wants: one authoritarian state from the river to the sea run by far-right religious fanatics.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
What's also interesting here is Kavanaugh's offhand acknowledgment that big business is at war with the environment.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Since it is actually very well known that Ossoff has aroused the ire of AIPAC, you clearly assume he's a shill for the organization that wants him out of office because he's a Jew. That is interesting in and of itself.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Your post portrays all Democrats as not fighting CItizens United. This is contemptible nonsense not worth any further discussion, so I leave you the last word — I never met an asshole who didn't insist on it.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It is my sad duty to inform you that you are a clownish shithead. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ajc.com
AIPAC attack on Jon Ossoff divides Jewish Georgians
Patricia Murphy: An attack from the powerful pro-Israel lobby against Georgia's first Jewish senator divides Jewish Georgians over Sen. Jon Ossoff.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
You obviously did zero googling about this question. Democrats in Congress (and across the country) have made numerous attempts to counteract Citizens United. But of course that's the problem with doing research — you run the risk of reading something that takes all the fun out of a good rant.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
In Brazil, ex-President Jair Bolsonaro has been found guilty of plotting a coup. First they beat us in coffee, now they beat us in justice.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Robert F. Kennedy’s official portrait
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
“And to further study the problem of human trafficking, I am going on a fact finding mission to Cancun.”
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I can never figure out if crazed religious zealots are a subset of fascists or fascists are a subset of crazed religious zealots.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Well, Europe beat us to that by centuries — but right now, we are the world leaders in unCHristian Christianity with a government that is grimly devoted to it.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
No one calls him "the president of Europe." But to be fair, perhaps he's confusing that with the many people who call him Hitler.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Yes, Democrats must indeed have fervor, even though fervor comes more easily to fascists for whom blissed out fervor is the whole point.
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Victor Laszlo @impolitics.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
And his understudy is as openly hostile to democracy as the guy he'd replace. In fact, he could be worse. Trump is a fascist out of political expediency. Vance is a true believer.
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