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Gwen CEO of Goblin

@implingwen.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Gwen, goblin/imp shortstack with a love of things large. I occasionally makes content, yell stupid things the remainder of the time, and try not to take things too seriously. Stop putting my snacks on hard-to-reach shelves.

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🖤ShortPhantom🖤 @theshortphantom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I now have a neeeeewwww merch site~ For now just doing stickers but I'll add more over time~❤️❤️❤️ theshortphantom.printify.me
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Welcome to TheShortPhantom
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah pretty much
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Smug Anime Girl
ALT: Smug Anime Girl
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Holy fuck I hadn't been on so long my phone signed me out lmao
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Kkoa 🔞 @kkoart.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
it's been less than a week you cant be having sexual tension this crazy
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Huffslove @huffslove.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
And extended version
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Huffslove @huffslove.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Commission for MayTheDong
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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a white backpack sits in front of a grey door
ALT: a white backpack sits in front of a grey door
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Why define a limit to big?
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
*smug wobbling*
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Woke up with an eyelash in my eye that I can't get out. Might do an arson about it later.
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🖤ShortPhantom🖤 @theshortphantom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Brittney can’t cosplay cuz they just break~ #BrittneySpice | #OC | #CharacterCosplay | #HarleyQuinn
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Mama Bear Javelynn @javelynn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
God I really came A MASSIVELY long way from this but I look at this and it causes me so much pain lmao
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Stickface - Submissions open @stickface.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
back on my outfit bullshit, tacticool jumpsuit clara
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🖤ShortPhantom🖤 @theshortphantom.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Old sketch of Brittney in the shower~ #BrittneySpice | #OC
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
You're not immune to propaganda. Consume more goblin content.
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Dassa good butt! Also glad to hear things are getting back to ok! 💜
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🖤ShortPhantom🖤 @theshortphantom.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
🖤💙Brat Bun Butt💙🖤 After some rough past few weeks, I’m now just…ok. Here’s some Brittney to get back into the swing o’ things~ #BrittneySpice | #OC
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
*does this to you*
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I am a sane goblin who can be trusted with 600 pound women
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Growconut @growconut.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Mmm goblimp
A fat boobed imp girl stands confidently with her cleavage exposed from her coat.
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Is it ethical to clicker train the homies to be better at video games?
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🖤ShortPhantom🖤 @theshortphantom.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
~Chubby Brat~ #BrittneySpice | #OC
Brittney wanted to try modeling and requested Yuko to take the pictures.

Yuko didn’t think she’d be taking photos of her best friend in her birthday suit though 😏
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Yaaaayyy! No more sky jail!
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Wheeee I'm birthday goblin! ... Oh god dammit I'm 38.
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🖤ShortPhantom🖤 @theshortphantom.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Happy Birthday !!!❤️❤️❤️ @deadguydre.bsky.social Love me some Rosalina~ #FanArt
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
What a cute "little" grummmmmp!
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Going through my memes folder and realizing I have a lot of hot dog related images. Sounds like a good excuse to bless my timeline with some from time to time!
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I mean, you know what they say: "thoughts intrusive, ass protrusive"
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I feel like the post is pretty straightforward in its creative, and dare I say artistic message?
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
What the heeeeeck, I'm being persecuted for creativity!
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
So like, what if weeds made slutty anime girl moans when you pulled them?
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🖤ShortPhantom🖤 @theshortphantom.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
🖤The Grim Reaper Is Quite Hefty🖤 Queen can get pretty hefty if she hasn’t gone through soul extraction~ If she doesn’t go through with it she just gets bigger and bigger~ (This is a redraw of a pic I did of her in August of 2023) #Queen #OC
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Zaddyballs @zeblackballd.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Sinking in her massive royal bosom
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Beezou 🐝💉 - vgen commissions open! @chocolalatua.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Lamitt's gift for Ardbert this year~ 🎀 #TuaLewd | #Lamitt | #Shortstack
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Mama Bear Javelynn @javelynn.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The cold is starting to come in, do you have a big bear to cuddle up with to keep warm? :)
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
"How's your day going, Gwen?" "Uhhh, how would you define "eating leftover Wingstop with a vibrator shoved down my pants"?"
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Requinn @requinn.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
warm winter encounter🦊♨️
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desdejin @desdejin.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Her name is Gooble
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I could fight Goku
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
"God, all my feed is is porn, what the f-" *notices I'm on my goblinposting account* "...oh."
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Mama Bear Javelynn @javelynn.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
My big commissioner has some personal things to deal with and I wanna make sure I can handle my bills while he's getting things stable. For a measly $30 I could do a full colored sketch for you, or if you just wanna donate my ko-fi is on my page.
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🖤ShortPhantom🖤 @theshortphantom.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Brittney has also been pretty tired lately😴 Also! Her blankets are basically useless 😏 #BrittneySpice #OC
That bed is done.

Fun Fact!

Brittney has a king sized bed, and yet she still fills it out with that cake of hers~🛌🎂
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Noctoc @noctoc.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The Thicc Midna Saga 10 I don't think she can ride the wolf anymore
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everything you HATE @creepsterrr.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I should like to think you get to choose where youd like your kiss. in this case the answer is Yes!
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Remember, all because you're bigger than me doesn't mitigate my smugness. Goblins stretch for a reason.
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Been in one of those moods where I just wanna smother someone under borderline too much green, freckled, goblin flesh.
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Ahhhhh happy birthday to best girl! Always adore Yuko and this pic is adorable!
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Yeah well you absolutely NAILED iiiiiit!
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Gwen CEO of Goblin @implingwen.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Oouuugghh baby I'm gonna kickstart you so hard.
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