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Sarah Harris

@implausible17.bsky.social
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Lives in Swindon UK, maths/stats nerd, paints murals, reads comics, grumbles fairly politely at ice hockey referees, watches a lot of sci fi and horror movies, has a big fat crush on Lee Pace.

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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I share mine with the Prophet Muhammad, Adolf Hitler, Carmen Electra and George Takei!
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Colossive Press @colossive.com · 25/09/2026
We've just made our latest donation - £10 - to cancer support charity Maggie's Cambridge from sales of these #zines by @vjs411.bsky.social and @implausible17.bsky.social No doubt you've already bought all three of them. But if you haven't, you can put that right IMMEDIATELY at bit.ly/welovemaggies
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Spray paint is great for that, totally opaque, so you can cut back with any colour.
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's always fun to watch people painting, that's why I really enjoyed painting at group events, I get lots of ideas and tips from watching how other people do it, everyone has different techniques because we are all self taught.
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ah cool, that's LWT on the left painting the horse
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thank you!
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
PS Columbia adventure sounds amazing
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And I finished a mural in the rain that I thought was out of reach today, and bought a tumble dryer (because our other one literally blew up today, massive bang, clouds of smoke, the lot!) Go us! We are achievers! :)
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This weekend's mural, not my usual style but I am pleased with how it turned out. This one is in Chippenham, Wiltshire. It's directly opposite a primary school so I painted a mama and baby squirrel, figured both the mums and the kids would like that.
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thank you :)
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My contribution to the HUGE Wall Games street art and graffiti festival in Northampton this weekend - biggest in Europe with over 350 artists and writers! I was directly opposite the museum with its large shoe/boot collection, hence the big boots :) #wallgames
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Who is this stupid woman who wears a branded t shirt to promote her business in photos of a mural she has just painted, but has covered the logo in so much paint that nobody can read it?? That would be me :)
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
one of my favourite albums of all time - I remember when my son was about 5 or 6 and we visited friends, and they happened to be playing this. They were so impressed that my boy knew every word of every song on the album, that they dug out an old camcorder to record him :D
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Oof, I could have done with some of that icy dragon breath cooling me down while I was painting this one! Hottest May weekend in the UK in 82 years, apparently. Soooo sweaty!! :D Anyway - here you go - painted for a young dragon-obsessed lad's bedroom wall:
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
even just in the pencils it's already a thing of beauty
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
My brain just can't go to a place where people don't love the Wire, but I was also the only person on the planet this weekend who quite enjoyed Penelope Cruz's rather odd performance in the Bride, it seems, so my taste is all over the place :)
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I'm still in shock that Alex hates the Wire!
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
thank you :)
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A big mural (11 ft by just under 60 ft) that I finished yesterday for a local school. They wanted their four house trees, with roots as per their motto, and a mythical winged creature from each continent, as they have children from all over the world and wanted them all represented. Turned out nice!
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
as an old head who started on SAS, then spent 10 odd years in SPSS before moving over to R, I thank you. R is superior to SPSS and SAS in a multitude of ways, and I'd never want to go back, but there are a few things that the old ways did so well. Will check this out when I have a minute.
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
just ran to ebay to see if I could find a copy, have put the cheapest one on my watchlist to see if I still need it tomorrow morning :)
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
absolutely wonderful! I would have snapped that up in a nanosecond
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
why does anyone need half a dozen different calendars? these productivity bros are weird
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The kids actually made animals that don't exist. The AI just put a bunch of stuff that already exists together into a polished slop blender. You can't get a better illustration of why AI can't create anything new while human creativity is bottomless.
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I ran into a lift just as the doors were closing, pressed the button for my floor, and then as the lift began to move I looked up and the only other person in there with me was Gerard Way from MCR (and he looked terrified that this strange woman had launched herself in there with him!)
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
thank you!
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Thank you!
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Photos to follow, but here is a quick vid of the mural I finished up this weekend for a local youth club, in Swindon UK. I had tremendous fun both designing this one & painting it. Drawing cute dragons is good for the soul :) The youth club opens in a couple of weeks, I hope the kiddos like it!
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I have zero intention of ever getting married, but if I did, this is exactly the kind of nerd ass thing I would do :) love it
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A friend of mine (face obscured to protect the innocent) posted this this morning. I thought she was at a special, festive Bring Me The Horizon gig. I was so jealous! Until I realised that, no, she's in Bournemouth :)
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Well - I only got half way this year in #AdventOfCode :( It has been an insanely busy December and I just didn't have the time! I always say I will come back in January and finish it off, but I never do. Maybe when I retire :) Here's #AoCDay6 using #RStats Happy Christmas R-heads!
#Day 6 - Trash Compactor - Part 1

#load the puzzle input, transpose it, and setup the sums and products across all numeric columns
D6P1 <- read.table("D6input.txt", sep = "" , header = F , na.strings ="", stringsAsFactors= F) |> t()
D6P1 <- data.frame(D6P1) |> rename(pm = ncol(D6P1)) |> mutate(across(starts_with("X"), as.numeric)) 
numeric_cols <- D6P1[sapply(D6P1, is.numeric)]
D6P1$numericcolssum <- rowSums(numeric_cols)
D6P1$numericcolsprod <- apply(numeric_cols, 1, prod)
D6P1 <- D6P1 |> mutate(correctresult = if_else(pm == "+",numericcolssum, numericcolsprod))

print(paste("answer is",sum(D6P1$correctresult)))  #Part 2 - need to re-read in the data - the spaces matter now!

D6P2 <- data.frame(input = readLines("D6input.txt"), stringsAsFactors = FALSE)  
char_matrix <- str_split_fixed(D6P2$input, "", n = nchar(D6P2$input[1])) |> t() 

D6P2 <- as.data.frame(char_matrix) |> rename(pm = ncol(char_matrix)) |> mutate(across(starts_with("V"), as.numeric)) 
numeric_cols <- D6P2[sapply(D6P2, is.numeric)]
D6P2$numericcolssum <- rowSums(numeric_cols, na.rm = T)

D6P2 <- D6P2 |> filter(numericcolssum > 0) |>
  mutate(across(starts_with("V"), as.character)) |> 
  mutate(across(starts_with("V"), ~ replace_na(.,""))) |>
  mutate(newnum = as.numeric(do.call(paste0, across(starts_with("V"))))) |>  #paste the chars back together in the right order 
  mutate(indexno = ifelse(pm != " ", 1, NA), indexno = cumsum(replace_na(indexno, 0))) |> #give each set of numbers a URN
  mutate(pm = na_if(pm, " ")) |> fill(pm, .direction = "down")  #fill in the plus/mult symbols in the blank bits

additions <- D6P2 |> filter(pm == "+") |> group_by(indexno) |> summarise(result = sum(newnum)) |> ungroup()
mults <- D6P2 |> filter(pm == "*") |> group_by(indexno) |> summarise(result = prod(newnum)) |> ungroup()

print(paste("answer is",sum(additions$result)+sum(mults$result)))
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
ah - and here is the tidy_ranges function:
#function to tidy up the ranges as they sometimes overlap:

tidy_ranges <- function(df) {
  result <- list()
  current <- df[1, ]
  for (i in 2:nrow(df)) {
    next_row <- df[i, ]
    if (next_row$fromnum <= current$tonum) {current$tonum <- max(current$tonum, next_row$tonum)}
    else {
      result <- append(result, list(current))
      current <- next_row }}
  result <- append(result, list(current))
  bind_rows(result) }
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Oops - I forgot to post #AdventOfCode day 5 #AoCDay5 #RStats I was a bit smug about this one because I solved it fairly quickly - and part 2 (which seemed to trip a lot of other people up) was an absolute doddle, because I'd already done most of the work in part 1 - pure luck really
# Day 5 - Cafeteria - Part 1

inputD5P1 <- data.frame(input = readLines("D5input.txt"), stringsAsFactors = FALSE)  #load data and split into 2 parts
blankrow <- which(inputD5P1$input == "")[1]
top <- inputD5P1 |> filter(row_number() < blankrow)
bottom <- inputD5P1 |> filter(row_number() > blankrow) |> 
  rename(candidate = 1) |> mutate(candidate = as.numeric(candidate)) |> arrange(candidate)

#split the top bit into from and to and tidy up the overlapping ranges:
top <- top |> separate(input, into = c("fromnum", "tonum"), sep = "-") |>
  mutate(fromnum = as.numeric(fromnum), tonum = as.numeric(tonum)) |> arrange(fromnum)
tidied_top <- tidy_ranges(top) |> arrange(fromnum)

#get rid of deffo spoiled items 
bottom <- bottom |> filter(candidate >= min(tidied_top$fromnum) & candidate <= max(tidied_top$tonum))

#now check through the ranges for each remaining candidate - find the first "from" that it is >= , and then mark as a match 
# if <= the to on that row - then when we have passed the "to" on a row, get rid

freshcounter <- 0
for (i in 1:nrow(bottom)) {
  candidate <- bottom[i,1]   
  tidied_top <- filter(tidied_top, tonum >= candidate)
  matchrow <- which(tidied_top$fromnum <= candidate)[1]
  if (!is.na(matchrow) && candidate <= tidied_top[matchrow,2]) {freshcounter <- freshcounter + 1}}

print(paste("answer is",freshcounter)) # Part 2 - glad I tidied up my ranges in part 1, makes this part easy peasy! :)

#re-create tidied_top and count how many in each range

tidied_top <- tidy_ranges(top) |> mutate(howmany = tonum - fromnum + 1)
print(paste("answer is",sum(tidied_top$howmany)))
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Have you considered that perhaps the Rapture is upon us?
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
20 months? Well done you for keeping at it
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
... I am a granny now! Grandson Atlas born in Feb.
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I tend to forget that Bluesky exists for most of the year, but then I come back in December for Advent of Code as all my R people left Twitter. Not everyone arrived here though, so it is quieter than twitter AoC used to be. All good my end ta, been painting and travelling and working. Oh and ...
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Thanks for the repost Sam, hope you and the family are well! Have a good one
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
This year's #ArtVsArtist round up. These are some of the street art pieces (plus one canvas) I painted in 2025 just for fun. For my commissioned work (a little less technicolor! :) ) please see @murals_bysarah on insta. Happy christmas all, and all the best for 2026
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I was on an #AdventOfCode roll last night - completing both #Day4 and day5 (but I'll post day 5 tomorrow) For once I had an evening free of commitments to work or family - so I could attend to my commitment to the elves :) First matrix puzzle this year #AoCDay4 #RStats
# Day 4 - Printing Department - Part 1

D4mat <- do.call(rbind, strsplit(readLines("D4input.txt"), ""))  #load the data into a matrix 
matdim <- nrow(D4mat)

D4mat <- pad_matrix(D4mat)


# then just loop through every cell from [2,2] to [matdim+1,matdim+1] and count up the @s in all 8 directions
rollcount <- 0
for (i in 2:(matdim+1)) {
  for (j in 2:(matdim+1)) {
    if(D4mat[i,j] == "@") {
      neighbours <- sum(D4mat[i-1,j-1] == "@",D4mat[i-1,j] == "@", D4mat[i-1,j+1] == "@",
                        D4mat[i,j-1] == "@", F, D4mat[i,j+1] == "@",
                        D4mat[i+1,j-1] == "@",D4mat[i+1,j] == "@", D4mat[i+1,j+1] == "@")
      if(neighbours < 4) {rollcount <- rollcount + 1} }}}

print(paste("answer is",rollcount))  #function to pad the matrix out with full stops
pad_matrix <- function(mat, pad = ".", n = 1) {
  nr <- nrow(mat)
  nc <- ncol(mat)
  top_bottom <- matrix(pad, nrow = n, ncol = nc + 2 * n)
  side <- matrix(pad, nrow = nr, ncol = n)
  rbind(top_bottom, cbind(side, mat, side), top_bottom)
}#Part 2 - use the same padded matrix that was set up in part 1
#instead of just counting the reachable rolls, this time count them and also replace with a dot to 'remove' them.  
# keep passing through until no more rolls get removed.

rollcount <- 0

while (TRUE) { 
  removed <- 0
  for (i in 2:(matdim+1)) {
    for (j in 2:(matdim+1)) {
      if(D4mat[i,j] == "@") {
        neighbours <- sum(D4mat[i-1,j-1] == "@",D4mat[i-1,j] == "@", D4mat[i-1,j+1] == "@",
                          D4mat[i,j-1] == "@", F, D4mat[i,j+1] == "@",
                          D4mat[i+1,j-1] == "@",D4mat[i+1,j] == "@", D4mat[i+1,j+1] == "@")
        if(neighbours < 4) {
          rollcount <- rollcount + 1
          removed <- removed + 1
          D4mat[i,j] <- '.'}}}}
  if (removed == 0) break }

print(paste("answer is",rollcount))
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I'm so behind with these!! but it has been a busy month, sometimes the elves have to take a back seat, sorry elves #AdventOfCode day 3 - I basically used the exact same approach for parts 1 and 2, so here they both are #AoCDay3 #RStats
#Day 3 - Lobby - Part 1

inputD3P1 <- data.frame(input = readLines("D3input.txt"), stringsAsFactors = FALSE)

inputD3P1 <- inputD3P1 |>   rowwise() |>
  mutate(shorter_input = str_sub(input, end = -2),
         firstdigit = max(strsplit(shorter_input, "")[[1]]),
         firstdigitpos = which(strsplit(shorter_input, "")[[1]] == firstdigit)[1],
         remainder = str_sub(input, start = (firstdigitpos + 1)),
         seconddigit = max(strsplit(remainder, "")[[1]]),
         joltage = as.numeric(firstdigit)*10+as.numeric(seconddigit)) |> ungroup() 

print(paste("answer is",sum(inputD3P1$joltage)))#Part 2 - the same thing but twelve times instead of 2

inputD3P1 <- data.frame(input = readLines("D3input.txt"), stringsAsFactors = FALSE)

inputD3P1 <- inputD3P1 |>   rowwise() |>
  mutate(shorter_input = str_sub(input, end = -12),
         firstdigit = max(strsplit(shorter_input, "")[[1]]),
         firstdigitpos = which(strsplit(shorter_input, "")[[1]] == firstdigit)[1],
         remainder = str_sub(input, start = (firstdigitpos + 1), end = -11),
         seconddigit = max(strsplit(remainder, "")[[1]]),
         seconddigitpos = which(strsplit(remainder, "")[[1]] == seconddigit)[1],
         remainder2 = str_sub(input, start = (firstdigitpos+seconddigitpos + 1), end = - 10),
         thirddigit = max(strsplit(remainder2, "")[[1]]),
         thirddigitpos = which(strsplit(remainder2, "")[[1]] == thirddigit)[1],
         remainder3 = str_sub(input, start = (firstdigitpos+seconddigitpos +thirddigitpos + 1), end = -9),

      #and so on ......
         joltage = as.numeric(firstdigit)*100000000000+as.numeric(seconddigit)*10000000000+
as.numeric(thirddigit)*1000000000+as.numeric(fourthdigit)*100000000+
as.numeric(fifthdigit)*10000000+as.numeric(sixthdigit)*1000000+
 as.numeric(seventhdigit)*100000+as.numeric(eigthdigit)*10000+
           as.numeric(ninthdigit)*1000+as.numeric(tenthdigit)*100+
           as.numeric(eleventhdigit)*10+as.numeric(twelthdigit)) |> ungroup() 

print(paste("answer is",sum(inputD3P1$joltage)))
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Don't you just love it when a #AdventOfCode part 2 is easier than the part 1? Luckily I had this niggling feeling that I'd seen someone use a regex to identify repeating patterns in an old AoC puzzle a couple of years back, and clever past Sarah had made a note of it, go me! #AoCDay2Part2 #RStats
#Part 2 uses same input data frame already loaded in my part 1 solution

allpotentials <- data.frame(potentials = character())

for (i in 1:nrow(inputD2P1)) {
    j <- as.numeric(inputD2P1[i,1])
    k <- as.numeric(inputD2P1[i,2])
  for (n in j:k) { 
    p <- as.character(n)
    if (grepl("^(.+)\\1+$", p)) {allpotentials <- rbind(allpotentials,p) } } }

allpotentials <- allpotentials |> rename(potentials = 1) |> mutate(repeaters = as.numeric(potentials))

print(paste("answer is",sum(allpotentials$repeaters)))
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Alan Henderson (Penned Guin) @pennedguin.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
S940 - Square root
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
You know I love this one :)
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Thank you! Was a fun one to paint :)
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Merry Krampus Kristmas everyone! Painted today in Stroud, Gloucestershire.
A street art style mural of a cute Krampus against a festive, winter background.  Photo also features the artist.
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
And it is so blooming good! I had the privilege of being one of the first people to see this anthology as I helped with some proof reading etc, and I was blown away. Loads of pages for your money, all killer no filler, proceeds to a great cause. What more do you want?
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Thanks :) it's on the Honeybourne Line cycle path, just by Waitrose
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Had a ton of fun today in Cheltenham, painting this homage to one of my favourite movies of all time. The Wicker Man (1973)
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Sarah Harris @implausible17.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I was late to starting #AdventOfCode this year as I've been a bit busy - I didn't even realise that we only have 12 puzzles for 2025. Sob. Probably just as well as I am rusty as a rusty thing, and made a bit of a pig's ear of the second bit of this one!! Day 1 parts 1 and 2 #RStats #AoCDay1
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