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@impenetrable.bsky.social

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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

PENALTY CARD
Run around the room on all fours and bark like a
dog-

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

English is so fake. how can you drink a drink but can't food a food

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you'd have no idea

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

you are enough.

we don't need more of you.

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Having to choose between wage slavery and starvation is more of a threat than a choice.

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Honk once.
Not twice. Twice suggests you care.

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

When evil men make the rules, righteous men become outlaws

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I don’t know about you but I needed this lol

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Reasons why I can't have a trebuchet:

1. I will use it.
Immediately.

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

SMITHERS, GET ME A MEME, THE KIND THEY HaD IN 00's SO I MADE A POST LIKE THIS WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME

ASCII image of Grandpa Simpson

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If Dwayne Johnson had downstairs neighbors, they would be clueless about just about everything.

You would be too if you lived under a
Rock.

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

MY IDOLS ARE DEAD AND MY ENEMIES ARE IN POWER.

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Love is not difficult, people are.
Find a better human to be with.

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You start admiring someone, pretty soon you're envious so you start showing off, taking chances. Before you know it, you're dead.

@keepitcult

Well, it ain't good for some folks to live too long.

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You know what they say about love and war?

@keepitcult

Yeah, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain and the other one's war.

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

When everyone thinks you're mean but you're just out here spreading tough love

I'm an Intensive Care Bear.

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

SOME OF YOU SHOULD WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES. BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULD BE A MILE AWAY FROM ME AND THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC.
KEEP THE SHOES.

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

kie @kieransofar
computer: choose a password
me: hi-hat
computer: password cannot contain symbols

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, alright. You don't know shit about cats.

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

NicholasG
@Dad_At_Law
Saw a 4 y/o boy dressed as a
Ghostbuster so I asked him if he was afraid of ghosts hoping he'd reply, "l ain't afraid of no ghosts" but instead he looked me dead in the eye, held up his gun and said, "No. Have you seen any?"

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Russian nesting doll and Trojan horse having a candle lit dinner simultaneously

THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU-
Eis

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

kingfili:
out of context this looks like they just knocked out Gandalf with a frying pan

Second tier LOTR elf and human kinda sharing a mutual wtf look for some reason

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I feel seen

Black vulture perched on a tree top

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

fool (self diagnosed)

Extreme possum closeup

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I FEEL THAT TACOS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN PUMPKIN SPICE
THERE I SAID IT
FIGHT ME.
**
**

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I'm not really a "people person."
I'm more of a "one human at a time, by
appointment only" kind of person.
No walk-ins allowed.
unftered Daly

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

70% OF THE EARTH IS WATER AND VIRTUALLY NONE OF IT IS CARBONATED
SO THE EARTH IS, IN FACT, FLAT...

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Cavemen in 12,000 B.C. watching their homie shit himself to death after trying a new berry for the first time

"Make a note of that"

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

When i drink, alcohol everyone says I'm an alcoholic. But when i drink Fanta no one says
I'm Fantastic

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

#Abstract Boredom

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Orange cat

Orange cat

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

a person who lives only in their head becomes a ghost in their own life
it's me
I'm the ghost

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

ROBERT PATTINSON
WORST VAMPIRE EVER!
TOOK 14 YEARS TO BECOME
A BAT
BATMAN

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Location
Unknown.
THERE YOU ARE!
FOUND
YOU!

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

VIEWING THE WORLD
MERELY THROUGH HUMAN EYES
MUST BE A
TERRIBLE LIMITATION.

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Obear @oobbbear • 14h
I got a pet carrier for my kitten off Facebook marketplace for cheap but forget to ask size

Kitty in there looking absolutely minuscule cause perspective

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The vibe I bring to the function.

Plus sized dude with pizza slice in hand wearing a triangular chest mounted holster in case he doesn’t finish it in one go

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

become worse

Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

A knight chess piece on a 3x3 board

Me trying to get out of my comfort zone