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@imparkchillen2016.bsky.social
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 6m
i mean, in theory you saw my address on the postcard :)
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 2h
irgendwo zwischen baby if you offer me a cigarette// ill smoke it// im not wearing underwear under my dress// i love it und run away with me// until the morning comes// go// until my feelings start to wake// getting lost in private spaces// until its a-okay
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 2h
mit ma fertig sein ohne immediate phd stelle in aussicht zu haben konfrontiert mich damit dass irgendwo in mir immer noch diese andere ellie existiert die keinen funken hoffnung für diese fucked up welt übrig hat und einfach versucht die leere bis es vorbei ist mit sinnfreiem hedonismus zu füllen
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 6h
sure you can have the room, you just need to be freeuse for me :3
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 6h
im getting too horny thinking about the fictional transactional dubcon roommate
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 6h
i need to cum inside of someone so bad ideally like weekly they should make that a universal rule that cant be violated
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 8h
i mean feel free to move to vienna
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 8h
be last end but yeah obviously im going to be normal
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 8h
transactional dubcon enjoyerin
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 8h
above reprehensible it would probably be stupid but i like the fantasy
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 8h
so if, hypothetically, we would need a new roommate starting january, how reprehensible would it be if i chose them based on how hot i think they are/sexual attraction?
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 23h
the geography knower
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
irgendwo da draußen gibt es eine person deren musikgeschmack durch die inf*screen albumempfehlungen geformt wurde and i wanna meet them
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
manchmal inf*screen albumempfehlung reinhören und für halben song wie ein npc fühlen
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
und deswegen aktiv sein bei genossenschaftssupermarkt hier so wichtig auch wenn die mehrheit dort kapitalismus- und herrschaftskritik (noch) nicht wirklich checkt kaum wo ist aufbauen von alternativen nötiger als beim einkaufen and the people know it and are receptive for it
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fast so als würde kapital wege finden niedrige mieten und okayishes sozialsystem für europäische großstadt standards anderweitig auszunutzen um menschen trotzdem in armut zu halten w*hlt mich für alle besitzen alles
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
schmeckt aufjedenfall für 200g gerösteter ungesalzener nussmix wieder bei hofer 3€ zu zahlen statt 1,50€ bei rewe
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
kinda fun wie sehr man hört dass sie isla den produced
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did you mean to end my world?
@isladen @wwwindmillpowered
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i want someone to control my sugar intake like im only allowed to consume things with sugar in them when someone feeds them to me and coincidentally they only do that when i deserve a reward
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
well oiled machine that runs on geliebt werden and sometimes a little drugs (as a treat)
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ich bin so normal und gut angepasst und high-functioning es ist genial
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i need more y*ri on my walls im gonna do that when i have money maybe i should go to the con again this year if i have money
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Color-LES (Kuru) @color-les.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy International Lesbian day ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜 #yuri #DetectiveReaperMorrigan
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if a mysterious and dangerous witch tells you that dogs are blasphemous creatures for they refuse the insight one may receive through the power of her domain and that no dog will stay there and that has ever been the case.... you should probably leave that place immediately
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tbf its peak yearning music but why does it already hit so hard ive not even left for a day yet gay gay gay gay gay
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i carnally need the unreleased quit life collab also really cool that they got the year0001 placement surely that means good things for the future
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
jooo they said we cant only do lusting were also good at yearning good time of the year to be a fan of lesbians
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Isla Den — desire is a waiting room [SOUNDS Mix]
Following the release of their debut album Heaven Can Wait, Isla Den present 'desire Is a waiting room', a new DJ mix for YEAR0001 SOUNDS. A counterpoint to the LP, the mix trades the album's chase o
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
because going through tough times together is what makes the highs even more beautiful 🚬🚬🚬
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
:/
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
mental hier
stop doing

-tasks were not meant to be achievable
-years of doing and yet there are still even more tasks to be done
-want to work anyway, for a laugh? we had a tool for that: it was called "simulation games"
-"yes, i have energy to spend working. i am going to finish my todo list" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

*picture of google mail symbol* ?????
*picture of hand writing something into a notebook* ?????
*picture of cleaning utensils* ?????

"hello i would like to do a job so i can keep living."
they have played us for absolute fools
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
jede person die in bw aufgewachsen ist weiß dass gr*ne seit minimum 15 jahren eine offen rechts-konservative partei sind andere erwartungen aufgrund deren namens zu haben hilft niemand außer denen
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
type of stuff that i should write into a notebook or something to organize my thoughts instead of posting it on a fucking website
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
also i just should drink more im dehydrated 24/7 365 is there any good app to track my water intake that also reminds me if i dont do it for a certain period of time i need to cl*cker train myself into drinking enough
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
which is dumb i should just try to see her next week
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
pretty sure i fucked up my bladder with k but im kinda scared to go to a doctor to get it checked out due to the stigma like i would talk to my doctor about it aber sie ist keine urologin und wird mich eh nur weiter schicken which im scared off
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if youre telling me im the most beautiful woman youve ever seen you better be making out with me and groping my tits the next time we see each other
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
its insane to me dass cis frauen unter literally jedem bild sich gegenseitig stuff commenten wie "so süüüß", "du bist die allerschönste" und "duuuuu eh selber" and so on but then theyre like just platonic friends and dont kiss like why how
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(i know that its possible you dont have to tell me, i did it two years ago on accident, but i wasnt having sex back then)
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they should make me be able to lactate i think that would be good
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you ever thought being fetishized would kinda go hard
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
probably construction of sexuality in trans shitposting is more accurate
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
probably the best reason for phd is that i do actually just wanna write a book about the construction of queer sexuality in shitposting and it would be cool to get paid for that but almost everything else is a reason against doing it
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think i would like being famous for all the wrong reasons (sex) and id hate it for all the right reasons (everything else) so i hope ill never be famous
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
has jesus ever properly distanced herself from the horrors of post-neoliberal morning routines? i think we need to cancel her
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ragebait and this time i will not engage with it again
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just a self-deprecating joke because i also do just write obvious shit for 80% of it (but i also explain why its necessary and thats it not news for any trans person and why science is kinda dumb for working the way it does)
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
mommy's very angry *jeff goldblum voice*
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"columbo would not say fucking"
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
calling out my thesis rip youre right tho
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hornyposter @imparkchillen2016.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the banana tempts the little monkey, but its sweetness rots his teeth
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