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a beautiful gay (she/her) dipshit who is primarily interested in talking about my #fandom shit, especially f/f (and mod of federatedfandom.net. message or email […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ federatedfandom.net/@imp, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
if you get it then you get it
SHE'S A HERO, YOU SEE. SHE'S NOT LIKE YOU AND I
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
okay
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
true to life
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
i love the pictures our catsitter gets ;-;
lois a silly looking grey cat staring at a wand looking very greedylois staring at the wand looking greedy again but you can see her white spot this time. she is under a small cat hammock.
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
🍳
lois, calling clark after: ARE YOU OKAY? I WAS SO WORRIED etc. clark, loopy on kryptonite bc bruce needs to sew him back together: do you wanna get coffee sometime (lois: clark, we get coffee all the time - oh my god, you mean like a date? can you do that while you're mediating our divorce?) - bruce pinches his wound and tells him to say yes. so clark does
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
it's still wip wednesday
"It hadn't been a whirlwind courtship. That would have been significantly less humiliating. Bruce and Lois fell into bed together the day Superman rescued them both from an interview that became a hostage situation when Bruce's Metropolis executive assistant decided to try to hold him for ransom that he'd decided the board would surely convene to vote on. "Well, John," Bruce had said, handcuffed to Lois and furiously trying to work his way free without the man noticing, "I think you might be, ha, overrating my importance to the company."

"You're a Wayne," Dan Mills, the under-performing executive assistant, had sneered. "They'll pay."

"You know, if you let me grab my recorder, I could get your side of the story," Lois had said.

"George," Bruce had tried again, "surely this isn't what you want to go to prison for? I'm told there's an entire Wikipedia entry for 'Bruce Wayne Abductions'. You'll just be one more name on a list."

Dan had flicked sweat from his temple and tightened his grip on his gun. "Maybe I should just shoot you, then, huh? Make sure I get my own entry."

"Good going," Lois had murmured.

"And Paul, if I had a nickel for every single time someone said that to me, I'd be—well, probably richer than I am. Ms. Lane, if you don't mind, how many nickels are in a dollar, exactly?"

"Oh my fucking God I hate you so fucking much," Dan had said.

Then he'd cocked his gun. Bruce had freed himself from his cuffs, so he dove sideways and took Lois with him, setting the stage for the day's second to last petty humiliation: Superman, resplendent, catching a bullet and restraining Dan while giving Bruce an exasperated look.""The final humiliation was what Superman had said after that. "Please tell me you weren't going to call him Ringo next."

Which, of course, he had been, but he'd forgotten about Superman's dedication to saving Ms. Lane, or more accurately he'd trusted Superman would trust Batman to get himself out of this particular jam, so he'd been allowing himself his little jokes. Knowing Clark had heard the whole thing made him burn with humiliation, which was perhaps why, when Lois had said, "Wait, seriously? I didn't catch that. That's funny," he'd said, "I'll make the joke again over dinner if you like," not breaking eye contact with Superman even to blink.

The rest of the day had been ordinary: dinner, flirting, fucking. Bruce, truth be told, barely remembered that day five years later, when they finally tied the knot. He had notes from it, of course, and a mission report, but he couldn't recall the precise way he'd felt the first time he'd seen the mole right above Lois's left hip bone, or what it had been like to kiss her for the very first time. No matter. He'd remember his wedding day with excruciating detail for the rest of his life, he suspected, since the marriage only ended up lasting eight months."
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
i wrote my opening scene 😌
"If I may interject," Bruce said. The lawyers fell silent.

*Lois's* lawyer fell silent. She wouldn't like that.

"You should really consider my offer," he said as her jaw tightened, her eyes going flinty. Her hands, her legs, didn't so much as twitch. He'd watched her exert casual mastery over her entire body, head to toe, on more than one occasion. If he saw stress now, it wasn't because her endocrine system was forcing the issue. She wanted him to understand how angry she was.

"And why's that, Bruce?"

He split his mouth in a wide, vacant grin. "Why, the benefits, of course. The, how d'you say—oh, the one Ollie's always talking about—effectively using the money." He snapped his fingers. "Altruism! That's the one."

"Effective altruism," Lois said flatly.

"Precisely. Don't you want the money to go to something useful? I'm thinking I'll use it to buy another yacht. A fleet, perhaps. I wanted to be a captain when I was a little boy, but my dreams were so *very* thoroughly quashed on that front, I'm afraid."

"You're not going to use three billion dollars to buy a fleet of yachts."

"Well, I might." He turned to his lawyer. "Carla, darling. I've changed my mind. I want the settlement to be five billion, minimum, to Ms. Lane."

It was a pity, he thought, that the venue required Lois's growl stay subvocal. He accepted it anyway, gladly, beaming at her from across the Watkins & Ellis conference room table. Five billion minimum, because he loved her; but also, five billion minimum, because he really was very annoyed.
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
Papped her
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
something tells me the child kamrin will be hoping for extra birthday money, since this is how he's texting kate
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
[to the tune of stacy's mom] mother can't you see? i am so very hungry / i know you think i'm fat but I NEED DOUBLE BREAKFAST STAT
miss lois, a grey cat, on the end of the bed. big eyes.
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
sneaky face
tibs snuggled between me and kate on the bed, side-eyeing the camera
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
first act of my next bruce/lois/clark fic feat. lois and bruce
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
this is disgusting 2 me. what happened to FREE SPEECH
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
we are in an arms race
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026
no one has any self respect. oh my god.
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
that's ok your books are mid so i don't think you have to worry about it too much
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
And she'll want raisinettes, alright, so we're looking at 75 bucks
Lois
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
@kate
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
me in 1995 if i'd been an adult listening to x-files writers tell me that shit was and always had been platonic
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
me: i wonder what they do on ao3 about all that ao3:
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
I love sports
Wikipedia screenshot: "Gratoony the Loony"
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Throughout his career, Gratton, nicknamed "Gratoony the Loony", was known for his eccentric personality and outspoken character, often drawing attention away from his talent. While playing in the WHA, he once hurled insults against the opposing team's fans in San Diego ahead of a playoff game.[5] Legend has it that Gratton once told his teammates he was reincarnated and had once been a soldier in the Spanish Inquisition.[6] Gratton also allegedly believed that, in a previous existence, he was an executioner who had stoned people to death, and thus was "fated" to be a goalie as punishment.[7] While with the Toros, he refused to play because the moon was in the wrong part of the sky, thereby not lined up with Jupiter. He later stated he did so to protest against the firing of coach Billy Harris.[6][8]
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
We're going to have to put the turkey roaster back up there
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
some of these spammers are truly artists (note that if i approve you i will never post your join reason, i post these if they're funny then slam 'reject')
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
HELLO?????
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
@skazka though u should see this
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
asking kate about a tumblr tag
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026
oh okay
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
happy father's day to the best dad in the DCU
oracle era babs, working
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026
@kate
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
Taking the spammy text survey (redacted so i don't get banned by bsky xpost OCR)
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
Normal night in our household. Boring, even
Whiteboard mounted to the wall with a drawn CANES WIN banner under a pair of high schooler drawn looking tits. There is also JUNE at the top + a rainbow drawn all in red & labeled ryogb.
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
4 of the same meme image - stick figure blob person shooting a red gun wearing the canes had and carrying massive 32oz bojangles sweet tea 4 of the same meme image - stick figure blob person shooting a red gun wearing the canes had and carrying massive 32oz bojangles sweet tea 4 of the same meme image - stick figure blob person shooting a red gun wearing the canes had and carrying massive 32oz bojangles sweet tea 4 of the same meme image - stick figure blob person shooting a red gun wearing the canes had and carrying massive 32oz bojangles sweet tea
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 11/06/2026
The most precious baby literally in the whole wide world
A small gray cat cuddled up on a blanket holding her legsCloseup of a gray cat snuggled up on a blanket
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 28/05/2026
"first shot of the period for montreal, 17 minutes in"
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 26/05/2026
15 readers of the kitchn dot com have too much time on their hands
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 24/05/2026
we spent today pouring a very janky pad of concrete and at one point the neighbors' kid (3) came out and he was just standing there like 🧍 staring at our rented mixer and hole i was digging with his mouth hanging open and he wouldn't get in the car till i […] [Original post on federatedfandom.net]
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2026
in minute 42 of a slop presentation, should i burn the building down
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2026
Pov you are a fully middle aged adult with a science degree and you decided to double a salad recipe without thinking about Bowl Size
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 17/05/2026
i'm working so hard to give this bitch both mental mentionitis and a horrible tendency to talk like sephiroth to herself and then also mentally invent new ways to be married to a 26 year old who hates u
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 13/05/2026
I love the whole world
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 13/05/2026
sometimes he also bites me so i don't move or stop moving
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 13/05/2026
bossy paw in action
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 13/05/2026
learning
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026
entertaining myself a LOT with this goofy origfic
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 03/05/2026
I love - you guessed it - my country Minnesota
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026
Her #her
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 29/04/2026
i'm still doing origfic research. and they're really innovating over there
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Imp @imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2026
this is what LJ fandom was like
pale fire: "Surely, it would not be easy to discover in the history of poetry a similar case—that of two men, different in origin, upbringing, thought associations, spiritual intonation and mental mode, one a cosmopolitan scholar, the other a fireside poet, entering into a secret compact of this kind. At length I knew he was ripe with my Zembla, bursting with suitable rhymes, ready to spurt at the brush of an eyelash. I kept urging him at every opportunity to surmount his habitual sloth and start writing. My little pocket diary contains such jottings as: “Suggested to him the heroic measure”; “retold the escape”; “offered the use of a quiet room in my house”; “discussed making recordings of my voice for his use”; and finally, under date of July 3: “poem begun!”"
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