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Bayani Catacutan. ✨

@imnotmaasim.bsky.social
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[ ARTIKULO UNO ] #HetaliaRP Philippines Former member of KKK • Part of ASEAN group | Singer 🎤| Actor🎬 | Photographer - Selfie Lord 🤳🏼 | Swimmer 🏊🏼 | Gwapo 😚 | Can survive 100+ typhoons, earthquakes, flashflood in a year. 🤭

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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My posts are not edited!!! FYI.
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me with ASEAN!!!
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Time to skydive!!!!
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is 3am na over here, I cannot sleep!!!!! 😭😭
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ᅠ☄︎ ·˚ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓡𝐔𝐒𝗦𝗜𝗔. @astrosnowz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
⠀ ⠀ WASH 𝘼𝙒𝘼𝙔 THE ﹙ #MVRP ﹚ ‧₊ SINS AT 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐒; ﹙ #hetaliaRP ﹚ LITTLE RATS MIGHT 𝗦𝗘𝗧 ꜞꜞ 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄、 ⋆ ⟢ ·͙˖ 𝘽𝙐𝙏 — ⠀
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— 𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒐. ⸝⸝ @sczpeji.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝐈⠀𝗦𝗘𝗘⠀𝐘𝐎𝐔, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝗜⠀𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑴⠀𝖮𝖥⠀𝑌̶𝑂̶𝑈̶ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙰𝙽𝙳⠀𝐼⠀𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑺̷⠀…⠀𝒀̲𝑶𝑼. ⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MVRP #OCRP #HETALIARP
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Santiago A. Martinez @santiagoamartinez.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
——⭑⋆⋆⋆⭑—— HWS México ——⭑⋆⋆⋆⭑—— ✦ ——⭑⋆⋆⋆⭑—— " have you come to challenge me?~ know I am determined!" ——⭑⋆⋆⋆⭑—— ✦ Santiago Alfonso Garcia Martinez (Full name) ✦ Not new to RP (but new here) ✦ Will match / serious or silly! ✦ 18+ Only, MDNI ✦ Multiverse #Hetaliarp #latinhetalia #hwsmexico
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEXICO!!!!!! @santiagoamartinez.bsky.social 🎉🎂💥👬💏🤳🏼
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Te, tell that to your friend she should smile more so she has a love life. Hahahaha
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm fine with anything, bro! No worries. The more the merrier!! And I will get some beer. ✨
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That blonde woman is one grouchy woman.
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make me some delicious Mexican food, please!!!
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
MERRY KIRKMAS!!!
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ㅤ ㅤㅤ 𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚎/𝚃𝚊𝚐𝚜: ㅤㅤ━━━━━━━━━ ㅤㅤㅤ┊ #HetaliaRP | #HWSRP | #APHRP ㅤㅤㅤ┊ #MVRP | #OpenRP ㅤㅤㅤ┊ Canon Divergent | Alternative Universe ㅤㅤㅤ┊ R+21 | #triggerwarning | #NOLewdRP ㅤㅤㅤ┊and sensitive tweets which also leads to #NSFW ㅤ
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Huhuhu Santiago!!!! 😭😭
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Santiago A. Martinez @santiagoamartinez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
KYS ANTONIO FUCKFACE CARRIEDO
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OMG! another thunderstorm today. 😭
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Of course, we're still buddies after all! [Plus he cannot say no to him, no!] Do you want me to help you to pack things?
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He then arrived at his place to pick him up. “HELLO, BESTIE!! Your best pal is here na to pick you up.” Hoping his bike is still in good condition, though.
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Every Friday night up to Saturday midnight, he goes to the club and on Sunday morning, he will attend the church because that's how Filipino Catholics do. He may be religious but he has a bad attitude; judgemental, nosy, likes to gossip, clubbing, (i will add soon).
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wait there Santiago, Imma go pick you up!
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yes, syempre. Para I can buy some branded clothes and bags! Just kidding!! Do you want to stay in my place until your house is renovated?
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[ DO IT!!!
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
* "Sana all" is a popular Filipino slang expression that means "I wish that were me" or "I hope everyone gets to experience that".
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
💭 Ay wow, sana all*. How about asking him to lend you money for renovation? Maybe he can help you, us!
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maybe it's time to evacuate?? If I were you I would do that!
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Who's this beautiful blonde lady over there? 😉
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I missed you tooo!!!!!! ✨✨ Oo, someone burned their apartment. I don't know!!!
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Additional note as of 9/7/26: I will try my best to post daily photos of the Philippines (like what he does, foods, aesthetic stuff, but mostly foods) as one of his portrayals.
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Okay, so I will make soup for tonight cuz it's hella raining over here! And I am craving for some hot and spicy soup. 😉
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is him when a foreigner greets him:
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can someone tell me what I missed here?
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Finally I see nations who ARE NOT BLONDE!!
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
👁️👁️
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[ this is a serious philippines acc btw. i need to find my files where i saved ph's historical headcanon ;;
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Salamat Vietnam ganda for the recording! By the way, we, the ASEAN group did a caroling performance for Christmas 🎄🎁 Note: Oo, I'm the one who do the split in the end. 😚
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Filipinos know as resilient optimism in times of hardship. Even though there were some disasters happening in his place, (typhoons, flash floods, earthquakes) he is still optimistic, like nothing bad happened!
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He is a people pleaser, attention seeker (bida-bida) who likes to show off when he sees foreigners especially if they are blond. He thinks they are rich, have their beauty and the likes since it's basically one of Filipino stereotypes.
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you don't see his presence every weekend, he is probably in the club in BGC Taguig or Poblacion, Makati, clubbing, having fun, partying, name it. So he is also a heavy drinker. His favourite drink is Tuba ( coconut wine, only sees it in the province, tho).
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He currently lives in Makati City, Metro Manila because of his work but he actually lives in Kawit, Cavite. He also can speak in any filipino dialects because he wants to look impressive. Bida-bida nga.
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hola, uncle!!
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That includes me too, being smart and beautiful. ✨ LETS TAKE A SELFIE!!!
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I thought Spain and Mexico weren't here, like. Wow!
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
OH MY GOD DIOS MIO MARIMAR
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yas, that's correct. 💭 (Ugh. Why not the American domain instead?)
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Annoying? Hoy! I just came here, ah.
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
OTHER ACCOUNTS: @byelxrus.bsky.social @kingofscandinavia.bsky.social X/Twitter: (Russia) x.com/EEvannotEYEvan (Lithuania) x.com/Li2ania (Belarus) x.com/Lyovcchka (Denmark) x.com/D_A_N_M_A_R_K
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Bayani Catacutan. ✨ @imnotmaasim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ㅤ ‍ ㅤ ‍ㅤ𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎:. ㅤ ‍ㅤ━━━━━━━━━ ㅤㅤㅤ┊ kwritersnote.carrd.co ㅤㅤㅤ┊𝐏 𝐋 𝐄 𝐀 𝐒 𝐄 𝐃 𝐎 𝐑 𝐄 𝐀 𝐃 𝐓 𝐇 𝐈 𝐒 ! ! ㅤㅤㅤ┊Penned by #Krisantina ㅤ ‍ ㅤ
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