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Russell

@immortalsofar.bsky.social
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Constantly evolving, gaining understanding, growing. Not a single-topic account. You’ll find photos, bad jokes, social commentary - with occasional nudist images. Recently retired! If I’m traveling in your area, let’s do lunch. (Really! Say hi!) 😋

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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 8h
Good idea.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 8h
The most evil men have always believed they were the most pious.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 20h
Rapeublicans don’t hate sharia law, they just want their book to be the one used.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 20h
Prison healthcare is great - prostate exams are free!
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 20h
Felony: Existing while poor. The rich make the poor, then make it a crime to be poor. It’s never been a race thing, or a religion thing, or gender, sexuality, nationality - it’s ALWAYS been a wealth thing. Stop buying into the wealthy’s bullshit, they are the problem, it’s time to focus on them.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He needs to understand *how* airplanes work - wait, scratch that…he needs to understand *that* they work.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Capitalism is a dogfighting ring. Democratic Socialism is an off-leash dog park.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vote out every republican at every level of government! They are all fascism enablers.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That started June 14, 1946.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And here I am proud of myself for stacking plates in a restaurant when I’m done. 😕
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can we just let him be ‘president’ on a closed stage like The Truman Show and go on with our lives?
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Grow Up - but do as you’re told. Grow Up - but dress as you’re told. Grow Up - but we make the decisions. Grow Up - but be our little robot. I always told my kids they were ‘adults in training.’ By the time they hit 16-18 I should have given them sufficient life skills to survive without me.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Trump” and “cadaver” in the same sentence? Careful, AI may flag that as a threat. 😂
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MAGA cheering for the destruction of a US city of 13 million. THIS is why you need to vote out every republican this November!
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was walking in the park and thought about all the dog poop bags people tied up and left scattered along the path - specifically, my thought was ‘altogether, those bags would do a better job in Congress than republicans.’
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The country could be lying in literal ruins and the GOP would grin ruefully, shake their heads and say, ‘That’s just Trump being Trump.’
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dog’s view on cell phones: ‘I can’t eat it, why you keeping trying to give it to me like a treat?’
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rapeublicans: Nothing to see here!
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When the waiter brings out a tray full of awesome looking food…only to pass right by you…🤤
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You left out a few 0’s.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The memory care facility my mother was in had a cat - but it wasn’t allowed in with the residents. 🙄
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So if the map were to show all the reported cases rather than just convictions - there would be more than 50 TIMES the number of dots. This is why women don’t trust men.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’a like a funhouse mirror, minus the fun.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t know which was more chilling - Trump saying the destruction of LA or San Diego would be ‘a small price’ or his MAGAts cheering.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Republican rebuttal: “I raped you for a reason!”
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vile people like this almost make me wish I believed in hell.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He tore up a treaty that kept Iran from enriching uranium. Then: - Said they were doing it, but he destroyed it. - Said they were about to get a nuke so attacked. - Turned down a truce because Iran would open the Strait?!? - Says it’s okay if they destroy a US city?!? THE. FUCKING. PRESIDENT! 🤬
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to ‘being on the fence’.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And MAGA cheered. The idea of Iran destroying a major US city was FUN to them.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Call it the For Democracy Justice & Truth Act.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Was there a sentence in there?
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is a surprise to no one.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump hits a new low every day - and the MAGATs are fine with being dispensable.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We knew them as: - Allergies - Sickly - Autism - Spacey - ADHD - Bratty - Gluten Intolerance - Whiny - Dairy Intolerance - Gassy Today we understand more and describe better. But they were always with us.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
‘Just move on them like a rapist.’ - New Republican Slogan
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got wood?
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They’ll investigate if you poke a kid with a needle, but not if you use your penis?
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hegseth could save a LOT of money by checking Grindr rather than testosterone. 😂
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No. He looks like he WANT to poop but there are always at least three heads in the way trying to kiss all the way to his appendix.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shredded wheat is easy on your intestines because half their work is already done. 😳
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s his take on the Smooth Criminal lean. 😂
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
‘But, but I WROTE the essay!’ 😭
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine Obama saying ‘Let them take out (any city)’. Republicans would be filing impeachment charges before the end of the day.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There are hundreds of books, movies, television shows, comic books, etc about Scrooge being visited by 3 ghosts and becoming a good person overnight. The evidence is overwhelming that he is real - how could so many people have written about the same event if it weren’t real?! 🙄
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I will never understand how someone accountable to the system is not allowed to participate, while those not accountable control it.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you’re naked you don’t need to change. 😂
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Men often protect things so they can be the one to ruin it.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’d rather love next to an unquiet graveyard than MAGA anything.
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Getting a leg up on the competition I see. Bet they make nice slits too. I know…🤦‍♂️
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Russell @immortalsofar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ya’ll ever notice how you can never fit something back in the box once you take it out? Yeah, me too.
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