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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　they'll call me the man who fistfought DeeDee .⁣ 　　⁣

"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　if you can find our yellow friend , do feel free ! but even i haven't seen him .⁣ 　　⁣ 　　and i see a lot of things .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　... didn't that genteelfellow die , though ??⁣ 　　⁣ 　　without being revived three days later , even ... i should think that to be the default requirement .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　it seems some of the voices are wondering about the radio silence !!⁣ 　　⁣ 　　Infernal 47⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　do not take FredDeity's name in vain ⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　microbes in the processing strata ........⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　well ! it's certainly been a !!⁣ 　　⁣ 　　the vents are bleeding .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　i might not be making it past this one .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　this yogurt i found in the break room fridge - it's absolutely amazing ! does anyone know the precise flavor ? i had thought it strawberry , but it doesn't seem to be .⁣ 　　⁣ 　　[ He's holding a mostly empty container of Faz Goo . ]⁣ 　　⁣

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-"÷ σɳҽ ʂԋσƚ **> @dinoplush.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

ㅤ ㅤσиє υиℓυ¢ку ѕσυℓ ㅤ

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　oh .⁣ 　　⁣ 　　one of the voices in my head was just a bluetooth earbud i had shoved in there by mistake .⁣ 　　⁣ 　　... that's disappointing . i liked that ' market pliers ' fellow .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　what do you mean " catboy reference "⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　i feel like a bunch of rocks on the ground .⁣ 　　⁣ 　　a specific quantity , though ... what is it ? five pebbles ? that sounds right .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　[ Looking nervously to an empty chair beside him as if someone is in it . ]⁣ 　　⁣ 　　we're really in for it now , Peppy Hare .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　i have been wanting to see how their innards look ...⁣ 　　⁣ 　　but i'll have to check and see if we're allowed to mess with the guest stars . that one was obtained via a backroom dealing , you see ... so it might be off limits .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　say no more . see these little ones on this camera ?⁣ 　　⁣ 　　pick one and i'll ' arrange a vacation ' for them . then you can take position as their replacement .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　let's keep that one locked up .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

　　⁣ 　　I think I speak for us all when I say I don’t want soup. 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　now , now . mad science bears need of precaution at least sometime .⁣ i can't revolutionize the world if i clock out early , yes ? 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　be still , my beating heart ... ah , eh , tomorrow . so we have the money in case i need a swift visit to a small clinic .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

　　⁣ 　　don’t you just love when you ? 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　well . i don't think i'm a machination . but then ...⁣ 　　⁣ 　　[ Getting a concerning look in his eye as he stares at his own two hands . ]⁣ 　　⁣ 　　but then , how would i know for sure ? if i had been made to seem as flesh and blood ... would i ever learn the truth ?⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　surely if i ask the boss will let me ignore the salvage requirements and just take everything all at once ...⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　i'm not concerned , lassie-loo . after all , you need me to get paid if you want your share , and corpses don't get a bonus !⁣ 　　⁣ 　　also , i am beginning to suspect that i am undying .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　sometimes, I dream about cheese. 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　i might have to execute castle doctrine on chipper .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　ah , just the clock , see ?⁣ 　　⁣ 　　[ Yikes, it's only just 4 AM ... ]⁣ 　　⁣ 　　you've no need to while the time away here if you don't want to . the miseries of a fricksecurity guard are one i can bear alone .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

　　⁣ 　　I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　it's some sort of thing for him , i think he likes the challenge of knowing his games have been gamed out . he seems to appreciate cheating if you do it good enough . so he'll probably fork over the cash .⁣ 　　⁣ 　　if not , i know his address !⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　[ ... Muttering to himself , while playing Fredsweeper ... ]⁣ 　　⁣ 　　Four . Four ? What a silly number to fixate on , four . I suppose it's not incorrect , but it's not like the buck stops at four .⁣ 　　⁣ 　　there's-more-below

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　payout happens at the end of the night . we can threateningly stare at my boss together until he forks the money over ?⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　no , no , see - this number here - this is token count . when my shift ends , every ten of these is one real world utah dollar . and you get half .⁣ 　　⁣ 　　fifty five percent if you wish .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　the real question is how many fritzes I am! 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　oop ! oh dear . the system has maxed out ...⁣ 　　⁣ 　　you haven't hurt your head on the door , have you , missus ? there's this number divided by ten , halved , waiting for you if you haven't .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　it’s a shame that I hear voices. at least the voices tell me I am beautiful! I think 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　let's go for a combo , my good compatriot !⁣ 　　⁣ 　　[ It's time for the Roxy Rhythm Game ! Slam the door every time she makes a threatening gesture to abuse the token payout ! Ready ... 3 , 2 , 1 , ROCK ! ]⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　[ ... Opening the door back up ]⁣ 　　⁣ 　　quickly , dear madame , i only get paid for keeping you out if you try to get in . help me out here and i'll split the proceeds .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

⁣　⁣ 　with all the " blocks earn extra " upgrades i bought , you look like 18 tokens to me !⁣ 　⁣ 　[ Slamming a door in her face ]⁣ 　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　[ His ass is wearing a fucking Wendy's uniform . ]⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　... oh !! ⁣ 　　⁣ 　　i was so taken by my nightshift , i've completely forgotten i have a day job ... i had better get dressed and ready for that soon , hahh ...⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

⁣　⁣ 　now , for those who aren't reading all of that , time travel .⁣ 　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　so i know how this must sound and do bear with me here but . surely i'm not the only one that sees the scribblings on the wall ?⁣ 　　⁣ 　　they say " FredDeity Is Coming " and they seem to be multiplying , somehow ?⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　i've forgiven myself so there's no need to worry about it .⁣ 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I’m sorry for talking over myself! The voices

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

⁣　　⁣ 　　yipey . already getting a bit loud in here !⁣ 　　⁣ 　　[ Sticking a pinkie finger in his ear and rotating his wrist ... ]⁣ 　　⁣ 　　i pride myself in my hearing , sure , but all the voices seem to be trying to test my poor head out . won't anyone think of the store price of ibuprofen ... 　　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

⁣　⁣ 　positively balmlyly , i assure . nothing like the feeling of " about to catch on fire " to help one focus . if it ever gets bad , i can just solicit mendo for his snowballing services , yes ?⁣ 　⁣ 　[ That reduces the office to freezing , so it's not better ... ]⁣ 　⁣

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"FЯIƬZ" @immortalratman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

the fritzes in my head are telling me to do unspeakable things

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