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Elon can lick the wrinkliest part of my sack

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Holy shit we got the letter 2.0 I can’t believe they actually did it
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Raiders, Giants, Browns, Jets, and Chiefs racing to see who can tank the hardest
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Yeah that was a good idea. That’s how this movie was meant to be seen
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Roommate and I got 3D XD tickets for Avatar We took edibles and took an Uber to the theater This is either going to be the greatest or worst experience of our lives Time to take a trip to Pandora
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Just finished season 3 of The Wire It’s the best season so far, and the last few episodes finally reached the bar of what I was expecting from this show coming in As a whole, I still don’t think it’s in my top 5 or even top 10 of best shows of all time
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Please just send the meteor already
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Rangers HAVE to have the record for most times being shutout at home at this point
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Mick Foley forever the GOAT
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Just finished season 2 and I’m still underwhelmed. It’s good, not saying it’s bad. But so far it’s not close to “best show of all time” GoT, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Ozark all better shows And I’m not saying these are *better* shows, but I also prefer Stranger Things and Walking Dead over the wire
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I despise the New York rangers
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I’m watching tonight btw (couldn’t miss Kreiders homecoming) so expect another shutout
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Mika 100% just didn’t want to play against Kreider tonight
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Rangers equivalent to the package Vancouver got is probably what? Chytil, K’Andre, and Kravtsov if they were traded at the absolute height of their value?
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
WHOA
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
If I’m the Jets I trade both 1sts this year, both 2nds this year, and a 1st next year for Burrow and I don’t even blink
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I can’t believe the Oilers burned a 2nd to trade poop for shit
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Think I might finally watch The Wire
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Check the time stamp
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I am being deadass fucking serious when I say I think they’ve gotten shut out in every single game I’ve watched this season
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Good period: Igor, Mika, JTM Bad period: Panarin
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I really like the color vs color thing. And our centennials have grown on me. They look nice on the ice
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Are you kidding Igor
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Anyone have a good way to view the Jets?
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Protect the children! Make America healthy again!
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Who could have possibly seen this coming except literally any human that watched a Jets game last year This is the exact same shit he was doing last season
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Today I learned Laveranues Coles is now a cop
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Patriots will always be dirty cheating scumbags
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
And he wanted LTs number 🤡
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Abdul Carter is a total fucking clown Talked all that idiotic shit after getting son’d by the Jets in the preseason Now he’s got 0.5 sacks and 2 benchings for missing meetings Absolutely mainlined his own kool aid and thought he was football jesus before he ever accomplished a damn thing
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Dart my dude step the fuck outta bounds
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I wonder if the Jets could get DJ Moore out of Chicago Odunze is clearly the 1, and obviously you don’t value Moore if Olamide Zaccheaus is getting the same amount of targets as him
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Now seated let’s gooo!!!
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The Elphaba one was much better
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Why is it so gray? I don’t remember it being so gray
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I’m having a hard time getting worked up about Pärssinen It was a whiff, for sure. But it was worth the gamble You took a shot at potentially having a young, cheap 3C. It didn’t work out and now he’s either off our books or counts $100k against our cap It’s whatever. It’s not some crippling error
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Seeing Wicked tonight and I can’t wait to openly sob in the theater for 2 and a half hours
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Headed back to the northeast today for a 2 week stay Been dreading facing the cold and dark of northeast winter, but honestly the forecast doesn’t look too bad I’ll still deeply miss the Florida 75 and sunny
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I’d bet every dollar I have that the conservative bot farm on the other site is fixated more on the use of the F word here than on Trump calling for the hanging of members of Congress
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
sToP cAlLiNg uS nAzIs
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Yeah I’m sorry I just can’t put any hope into the Epstein Files taking down Trump It’s so easy to see what’s going to happen. They’re gonna release a bunch of highly redacted and falsified documents that somehow exonerate Trump and implicate a bunch of Democrats, and they’re gonna try and flip it
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
“I voted for him because grocery prices are too high”
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
This is what the files gonna look like when they release them
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I’m at warped tour going in pits and drinking four Lokos. What year is it Re-living my 20s big time
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Yeah I can’t take the Devils seriously Good luck winning more than 2 playoff series when Jack Hughes is missing games 3 and 4 because he rolled his ankle stepping off the curb and your goalies are putting up .893
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
??? “No moshing” at Warped Tour is like having a “No swimming” sign at the community pool
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I love how MAGAs think “but Bill Clinton!” is some big gotcha A) We don’t care about Bill Clinton. We just don’t B) Buddy I don’t care if it’s Bill Clinton, Bill Burr, Bill Croskey-Merritt, or Bill Nye The Science Guy - If they were molesting kids on Pedo Island, prosecute them
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
“It’s perfectly normal and natural for grown adult men to have sexual relations with prepubescent women” by tomorrow
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Wow. Brooks was a guy that you kinda loved or hated, but either way he was an absolute legend. RIP.
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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
When I moved to Florida in September I circled tonight’s game at Tampa as a game I was gonna go to But then the really shitty start to the season deterred me from buying tickets, and now I’m just too lazy to drive the hour and a half there and back on a Wednesday night
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