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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A Bristol stool chart for 3D printers. PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/shittin...

The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

An article examining the probability of spontaneous human flight, either through a person being born lighter than air, or air suddenly becoming denser than people. PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/humanfl...

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

An article examining under what conditions you could do NMR spectroscopy on a human. PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/humannmr

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Pizza Tray Is Too Small and Nobody Planned for This PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/pizza

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

On the merits of analysing chemicals by tasting them. PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/tasteth...

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Isocyclotoe-Brosylate: A Chemical Reason to Kiss Your Homies Goodnight I think it’s fair to say that we’ve never received a manuscript quite like this before. Read on at your peril. PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/kissthe...

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The Impact of Psychotherapy on the Stability of Perovskite Solar Cells PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/tinther...

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

We’re proud to announce the launch of the smallest NMR ever invented: the 1 MHz spectrometer. PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/pocketnmr

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Hey everyone, the PDF of J. Immat. Sci. Volume 5 is now up on our website, and you can download it for free. Here’s the link: www.immaterialscience.org/volumes/volu...

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

A Critical Update to Laboratory Hazard Signage PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/s/Gravity.pdf

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

For those of you who miss pipetting by mouth, we offer you the opportunity to Schlenk by nose. PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/s/The-Nose-S...

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

J. Immat. Sci. Just turned 5. Thanks for sticking with us through half a decade of scientific bullshit folks! One of our repeat authors wrote us this charming paper to mark the occasion. PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/futyl

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

After a great deal of study and analysis, we have come to the unanimous conclusion that bacteriophages are probably from Mars. PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/phages

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

This paper discloses a novel treatment for people with blood clotting disorders: connect the patient to a fusion reactor and infuse ionic plasma directly into their circulatory system. PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/s/Plasma-GS3...

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Principia Sociodynamica: The Three Laws of Conservation of Blame PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/s/Principia-...

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

The 1850 Baseline is Scientifically Settled Forever: Deficit Spending is the Only Force Capable of Cooling the Planet PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/1850cli...

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

A beer-reviewer’s report on last week’s paper (which was concerned with the quantum underpinnings of the “Fuck Around - Find Out” relationship. PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/s/Fuck-Aroun...

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Modelling the “Fuck Around – Find Out” Relationship in a Quantum Context PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/fuckaro...

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Repeatedly Asking Chatbots “Does She Like Me Back?” Gives Them Generalized Anxiety Disorders PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/s/Chatbots-G...

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

The Bibliographic Event Horizon: A Study on the Gravitational Pull of [1] PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/citations

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Synthesis, Properties, and Future Prospects for Stayawake Juice PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/stayawa...

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

A Quantitative Study on Dice Roll Performance after the Implementation of Corporal Dice Punishments PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/dicejail

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Asking subject organisms in biological studies if they consent to take part in experiments can reduce selection bias. PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/plantco...

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Bananas Have Peyronie’s Disease: Definitive Clinical Evidence That Nature Is Trolling Us PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/penisba...

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Quantitative Evidence for the “Shit In, Shit Out” Hypothesis in Large Language Models PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/s/SISO-GS2.pdf

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

The Total Synthesis of (+)-stupidity and the Consequences Thereof PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/s/Stupidity....

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Here’s the link: www.etsy.com/au/shop/Imma... We’ve nearly been going for five years now, which by all rights should never have happened. As always, thanks are due to our authors, our patron supporters, our artists, and our readers. This cavalcade of ridiculousness is all your fault.

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Volume 5 is here everyone! The PDF will be online soon, but the hardcopies are on the Etsy store for everyone who wants one. It’s 96 pages of high-impact, high-novelty, beer-reviewed bullshit, and 70% of the articles were written by you.

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Fronds with benefits: how the 5G network gives plants wood. PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/frondsw...

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

This week’s paper investigates a new family structure in response to declining birth rates, with IPA as a defining feature. PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2025/ipa

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

On the merits of pickling cucumbers with titanium tetrachloride. PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/s/Pickles.pdf

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

“anti-YAPPERS”: A Novel Conversational Framework for Detecting Nonsense PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2025/yappers

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

And finally, entry 9: fur-lined lab gloves. Because four of the entries were from us, everyone who submitted an ad wins a hardcopy! Our thanks to the submitters, Volume 5 will be on sale soon.

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Entry 8: A new line of Black 6 lab mice. Entries have now closed for our ad competition.

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Making Dinosaur Juice from Simple Saccharides: Total Synthesis of 𝜶-D-tolupyranose PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2025/sugar

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Entry 5: An essential tool for the laboratory ornithologist.

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

How Big Can The Periodic Table Get Before Students Call Bullshit? PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/s/Longest-Pe...

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Entry 4: The Wine Schlenk. We need some more entries in the ad-competition folks, 75% of the ads so far were made by the editor. New deadline for submissions is the 10th of January. Here are the guidelines: www.reddit.com/r/Immaterial...