𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 05/05/2026What do we burn besides witches? More witches! 020
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 25/11/2025I wish it was ☠️ I am so grumpy and stressed all the time now. 110
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Stopped smoking 🍃 and turns out I’m not as chill as I once thought. 150
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Hi, I’m never on here, but let’s take a minute for the dress ✨ 162
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Whenever someone has an awful opinion I just imagine the Guitar Hero crowd booing at them. 071
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 23/08/2025If you can call your friends some random nickname, you can also NOT deadname people. It’s that simple. 030
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 23/08/2025To every person “struggling” with not deadnaming someone- I’ve gone by Ash most of my life, and no one has bat an eye. That is not my legal name. But when ~certain~ people find out my first name and immediately call me that, it gives me the ICK to my bones. So, uh, don’t do this. To anyone. 241
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back to life. 130
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Animal Crossing or Air Conditioning?? 😂 100
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Help, I’ve accidentally started dating the entire town in Sun Haven- 020
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 13/08/2025My bff just lost our 2057 day streak on Snapchat and I am unwell. 140
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 02/08/2025One time when I was 19 I was really drunk (shh) and needed to burp but didn’t know how to make myself burp and my neighbor (30+ with like 5 daughters) burped me like a baby by patting on my back. Wholesome and humbling. 040
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Went on “X” and immediately got hit by a bot with some p3do ass bullshit. Literally mourn Twitter and what it used to be. Hate that goddamn app now. Not even worth trying to use. 020
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 29/07/2025My daughter has been asking me to blow bubbles for her lately, not to play with the bubbles, but so she can play with other toys and have bubbles around her?? 250
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 24/07/2025four games that brought you comfort or helped you heal ✨ 080
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Got high and took myself on a walk. Now that’s what I call self care 050
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I don’t know if y’all knew, but the cake is a lie. 010
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Me, looking at a block of cheese and some milk in my fridge while the rest of my food is covered in antsmedia.tenor.coma cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine . 030
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I wish I had more people to talk to over the phone/video chat because I am lonely and miss actually talking with people, even from afar. 140
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Oh, that’s my lack of focus. I just keep opening new tabs to search things and never close them- 000
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 17/07/2025media.tenor.comCake Attacked GIFALT: Cake Attacked GIF 110
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Why did my best friend look me in the eyes today and go, “how many tabs do you have open?” She was not prepared for it to be 425 and was cry laughing at me. I may or may not have a problem. 240
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 16/07/2025My kitchen is infested with ants and they’re in all of my food and I have -300 dollars to my name, so that’s great. 010
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Was on a walk last night and this lady approached and asks if we’ve seen a baby goat and we’re like.. Yeah, actually. We have no idea how it got in our pen but it’s her goat 😭 what are the odds she ran into us? She lives blocks away from where we do! 000
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 12/07/2025That’s kind of what I’m figuring since it’s not anyone we know and we already had multiple goats back there, they just assumed it was a safe place to put it. 010
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 12/07/2025We have miniature goats in the backyard and randomly yesterday another goat showed up?? And no one we know has any idea where it came from?? Someone just put another goat in our pen?? 120
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Instagram decided to switch up my recommended send to accounts for reels from people I send them to all the time to random people and it recommended my dead sister first ☠️ 120
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 11/07/2025AND I FOUND A MOUSE IN MY KITCHEN?? Are you kidding me right now 010
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 11/07/2025We don’t have dental insurance so we owe like $100 for my daughter’s dental appointment, my windshield is $600 plus from all the estimates I’ve gotten so far, and it’s $75 just to get a diagnostic on my AC. ☠️ Honestly, just gonna start digging myself a hole. 110
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 11/07/2025On my drive home my windshield got hit by a rock and split across the drivers side (right in my line of sight) and when I got home my AC was out (it’s 107 Fahrenheit today) ☠️ would really like someone to stop hexing me 110
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 11/07/2025My daughter (2.7yrs) knocked out her front tooth 😭☠️ She’s okay, just not gonna have a front tooth until her adult one grows in at like 7+ 130
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I, too, would like to scream endlessly 000
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Sending kisses full of love and healing 000
𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @immaterialghost.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Screaming at the sunshine, singing in the rain ✨ 4321