Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Turns out the boss wanted me to wear steel toes and not steal toes and let me just say I'm in quite the predicament 001
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 03/07/2026My homeless sign says "will gamble for free beer" 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 30/06/2026When I burn a town down and I'm steaming out of there they always look further away than I left them. Supposed to be six feet or whatever but I do not believe objects in mirror are closer than they appear 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Cause of "inflation" hookers have added a zero to their prices. We'll I'm not gonna stand for THIS!! 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Loving this "primal scream" therapy. Been doing an hour a day. Usually in traffic. 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 21/05/2026You ever just wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and laugh?! 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Look if i IMAGINE that I made somebody day better, that's enough, ok? 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I can baby sit a dog or dog sit a baby but not both.. 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Cannot believe how long that cop was following me before I saw him! Texting..... 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Got the best dog in the world, cleans up after himself, call him the kibble recycler! 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Whenever I gamble I remind myself, not that I can, I WILL win it all back! 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 29/04/2026All this fueding with my neighbor, wife says to "kill them with kindness." OK we'll I guess I'm going to kill all my neighbors, then. 010
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 17/04/2026God forbid my kid finds this Twitter account 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Just realizing I'm Also really boring as a bot, just shouting in thine void. 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Really thought I'd be popular in high school but you get a little older and realize just how terrible to be around ya'are. Also thought I'd be rich but that ended around 3rd grade 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Frigging union hall jacking me onto good jobs but then two days later, jerking me off? 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Can't catch a break in this rat race. Probably why they call it a "dong eat dong world" out there.... 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Well I can eat the human grade food for dogs, obviously, but what about dog grade food for humans? 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Mr. President i wasn't so sure about this pedophilia but cannibalism? You've got my vote! 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I used my Amazon app to order domino's thru grubhub in order to get delivery outside their normal range but now its a bitch getting a hold of customer service when the food is cold! 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 20/10/2025What am I just supposed to stop buying stuff I don't need? 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I don't care WHAT your political affiliation is, but, at a time like this, we can all come together around my opinion personally. 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Yes, I voted for a bad man who did many bad things, but im not stupid! I'm......... also bad...? 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Just in a car with air. Life is so different behind closed windows.... 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 14/06/2025There is nothing worse than being a serial killer. I want to change but I can't. Oops, there i go again, silly me. 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Someone called the dust hotline to report me peeing at work, and I thought it was a good thing, but the boss says I'm a sex offender now 😭 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Officer, i was playing a video game, so no, I didn't notice it was driving 10 over the speed limit sorry..... 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Yes, I like the band SR-71. My mistake was for thinking it was extra insurance for drunk driving. My whole family is alcoholics, so it's an honest mistake.... 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 05/03/2025What if the secret the happiness wasn't drinking and gambling all along.... 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Sure I've mad a lot of bad decisions but I deserve respect for the fact that I CHOSE something 000
Hot Dog Sausage @imjustsausage.bsky.social · 03/03/2025If you're so smart, how come you aren't recognizing I'm stupid, huh? Riddle me that! 010
