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Nulla facilisis responsa / SFBA / FL::jon /Here for sanity-preserving lols and people / Probably not work/family/church-safe / he/him/his|er/ihn/ihm/wtf/bbq/lol

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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
🤦🏻‍♂️ just 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Frog Bondage? 🐸 👔?
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Classified Tactical Stealth Buttplug Specifications.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Slamming an old school Western Electric handset down to end a infuriating call.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
😍😍😍
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Something I said elsewhere (with an addendum) “Information is power. How you share information is a reflection of how you share power.” if you’re not sharing information, you’re hiding it – you’re hoarding power. “Sharing” information by putting it in someone’s blindspot is hiding it.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Everytime I see that construct, I can’t help but recall “Wat” (2012). www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
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Wat
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Something has arisen … 🥰
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
This thread - very much all of it. Quick and heavy engagement may be quite possible at the beginning, but *sustaining* that takes more, sometimes a lot more. Mutual chemistry Shared interests and “vibes” Seduction beyond the initial flush. It’s about the relationship, not the cash.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Clear and Present Danger 😬
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🌬️Doctrix Snow • NYC/FMTY @mistresssnowphd.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
🤗
Snow sitting on blue ballsSnow posing with blue ballsSnow with blue balls (caged)
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Blue Balls locked up in a cage with a bow on top.
Shiny Blue Metal Balls locked up in a cage with Shiny Gold Metal Balls with a blue bow on top.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Season’s Teasings?
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Diabolical.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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a woman is surrounded by police officers and says i volunteer .
Alt: Katniss from The Hunger Games screaming “I volunteer!”
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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a heart made of red stars against a dark background
Alt: a heart made of red stars against a dark background
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AbundantMischief @abundantmischief.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Do any of you have access to free or low-cost Paxlovid, and are willing to help me get it to a specific address in Toronto? (can't use regular mail, is going to someone who can't access it locally) I'm willing to reimburse all expenses involved. DM me if you can help.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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a knight with a helmet and a sword says " this is the way "
Alt: The Armorer from the Mndalorian with a helmet and a freshly forged spear says " this is the way "
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Pocket Stuffer. Tight Rack. Rail Bumper.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Obvs “Ball Buster”
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Your milkshake seduces all the boys in the yard?
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
With a bottom in a steamer trunk?
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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a woman with a surprised look on her face has her hand on her head
Alt: a woman with a surprised look on her face has her hand on her head while fanning herself with the other.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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a man wearing a hat and a tank top with the word hello below him
Alt: Forrest Gump on the shrimp boat wearing a hat and a tank top waving, captioned Hello
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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a black and white photo of a woman 's lips with lipstick on them .
Alt: a black and white image of a woman biting her lower lip.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I know and adore that aroma. I can practically smell it through the screen.
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a man in a suit and tie with netflix written on the bottom
Alt: Nick Cage in a suit and tie inhaling deeply
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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a cartoon character with a green hat and beard
Alt: a cartoon character with a green hat and beard being bashful. Bashful from Snow White.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
🫡🖖
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
But maybe not randomly?
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Pepper 🌶️ @pepper-pots.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Most people aren’t good at rope, they are just tying bottoms that make them look good.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Carl Sagan holding up hands in front of face in look of astonishment,  captioned on top “Billions and Billions”
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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a black and white photo of a woman 's lips with lipstick on them .
Alt: a black and white photo of a woman 's lips with lipstick on them .
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Seattle Dominatrix ➕ Domina Victoria Rage ➕ @victoriarage.com · 27/11/2024
Hot muscle Dommes - ever drop your work outs for your followers? Asking because peloton is all I know and you are all so 🔥🔥🔥
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Building in SF lit up with red interior lighting on two floors and white on a this floor in between those two
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Dasha Bond @dashabond.com · 24/11/2024
SF dungeon recommendations?
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
A ruined reveal. A masterpiece. 👏
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a woman is taking a selfie in front of a starry night sky painting
Alt: The Mona Lisa holding up a cell phone while taking a selfie of herself, The Girl with a Pearl Earring (moving her hand up to flash a V sign with her hand), and the screamer and the bridge from The Scream against a background provided by the Starry Night. The camera flashes as it snaps a photo, causing the scene to grow bright for a moment.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Follower count edging. That’s a new one to me.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Business Deals Sales Marketing
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Or into local therapeutic massage?
Screen of an ad for Berkeley Deep Sports Massage with a stylistic arrangement of BDSM as a logo/wordmark.

“For people who think a good massage should hurt a little”
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Or into: Bargains Discounts Sales Markdowns ?
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
If you’re not following @mistressfae.bsky.social - first, why aren’t you? Second, this is advice well worth heeding if you think you want to use your website domain as your handle here.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
BGP may be “better” at causing terrible outages, but DNS self-(denial of)service is way more available to the average person than BGP.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Truth. I’ve been running DNS services for 2 decades and mostly know what I’m doing (and when I don’t know what I’m doing) - and I still have near misses with DNS updates taking down a site at least 2-3x yearly.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
And then elevenses?
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Crisco has so many tasty uses.
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Coating with high smokepoint oil and putting into a 450F/230C oven for an hour?
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If you're willing to go to the East Bay, Casa de Chocolates in Berkeley's Elmwood district - many sizes including this tiny single-serving one: casadechocolates.com/products/tre... Other sizes at casadechocolates.com/products/tre...
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Pastel Tres Leches ♥️ (Three Milk Cake)
An airy sponge cake steeped in 3 milks; Evaporated milk, condensed milk, and whole milk. The end result of this soaking is a wonderful cake with a rich and moist density that gives it a luxurious tast...
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
In addition to Diandas, I also like Lelenitas Cakes on Mission near Bernal www.lelenitas.com
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Lelenita's Cakes
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Jon @imjon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
They’re a 10 but never uses version control and always deploys direct to production.
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