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Lisa Umbarger

@imjedi.bsky.social
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Founding member of Toadies. Co-host of Jackalope Tales Podcast. Fighting the evil empire in my spare time. #Leguminati

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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Definitely prefer the demos
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
😂
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God @thegodshow.com · 25/03/2025
We’re getting so close
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Get gargling Nazis.
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Elon is lighting the cars on fire.
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I am now rooting for the third party…The Asteroid Party. We probably just need a giant reset. My guess is that the T-Rexes were sold out by some short armed MF-er like Chuck Schumer too.
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
@schumer.senate.gov you screwed America. How much did they pay you?
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Any democrat who bends a knee to these fascists can eat a family-sized bag of dicks.
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Fuck you. Fuck. You. Quit pretending that you want to protect democracy. You sold us out.
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
And no trans-mice
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
It’s not hard. We can’t kick billionaires in the nuts because they have none. We gotta hit them in their pocketbooks.
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
And we are deeply saddened to see you not only turn your back on a colleague, but help screw over 79 million Americans who are at risk of losing healthcare.
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Speaker Johnson's Chief of Staff Hayden Haynes was arrested for a DUI last night after President Trump's address to a joint session of Congress. They backed into a cop car. Seems like they were all pulling a Hegseth.
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Can the rest of the democrats please get all Jasmine Crockett on their asses?
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
We got a crazy idea and called him up…he agreed. Probably the easiest thing about making that record
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Let’s go.
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Truer words have never been said
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Hit them in the pocketbook. Tomorrow is the first blackout.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
F@ck this shaky voiced piece of crap.
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Have they checked the account of the “big nut” kid that is blowing Elon?
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
We don’t even need to look in Paxton’s pants to know that he doesn’t have nuts.
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
So much sycophanting.
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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AK Faulkner ➡️ MCM @ravenswordpress.com · 16/02/2025
It's always been the case that "buying" an ebook from amazon was only actually a loan they could rescind at any point, but lately Amazon have gone harder on this, and it is 100% so that they can wipe banned books from your libraries without your consent. Buy direct from authors. Get your files.
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Feed cleanse.
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kevin464.bsky.social @kevin464.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Exactly 😡
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
This is my rescue pup, Pixie. She is a good girl.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz (@zezvaz.bsky.social):
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dharmalee3❌👑 @dharmalee3.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
We are the keepers of the flame. 🔥 PUSH BACK, ALL HANDS ON DECK! DEFY IN ADVANCE, DON'T OBEY IN ADVANCE! PROTECT JOBS AND ESSENTIAL PROGRAMS! 5 Calls app 5calls.org Call your senator(s) 202-224-3121
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
STD dance party.
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is their circus and their monkeys. We voted for the qualified lady.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
People on X are calling for AOC's arrest for posting this.... so I am posting it everywhere!
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
...they're eating the protections for the people who live there.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Elon is a dick
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
That halftime show punched MAGAsin the nuts.
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Let him catch these hands.
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Lisa Umbarger @imjedi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
If the Chiefs lose today, I hope that it is 💯 because of Harrison Buttkiss Butker.
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dharmalee3❌👑 @dharmalee3.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
But here’s the good news: Truth can spread just as powerfully as lies. Every time we share facts, support quality journalism, or demand transparency, we strengthen the networks that let humans sense the world.
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Flood the Zone With Truth
How Truth, Technology, and Democracy Can Survive the Age of Chaos
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Ketchup On Walls Alert: HIGH
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