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@imike.lol
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Nap enthusiast. 🏳️‍🌈 he/him I post normie stuff and sports things. I use hashtags for things I post a lot about so you can mute them. 📍Portlandish, OR

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Mike @imike.lol · 06/10/2026
Today was tough and ended on a bad note. But this is yummy.
A Vietnamese salad bowl with pork belly
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Mike @imike.lol · 02/10/2026
Always time for some pets.
A tabby cat with her head leaned back and enjoying head pets
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Mike @imike.lol · 08/09/2026
It begins.
A snowman display at Costco
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Mike @imike.lol · 07/09/2026
Success!
Meatloaf, carrots, and mashed potatoes in a white bowl
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Mike @imike.lol · 04/09/2026
Apparently the guy from CT speaks like someone from CT. Weird.
A heat map of the US, showing a dense cluster in the CT/NY/VT/MA/NH area showing the most of where my dialect comes fromCities most & least like you
Interpolated from the nearest survey responses.

Most similar:
1. Boston, MA (56%)
2. New York, NY (55%)
3. Portland, ME (55%)

Least Similar:
1. New Orleans, LA (48%)
2. Dallas, TX (48%)
3. Atlanta, GA (48%)What gave you away
Answers that point most strongly to Connecticut.

Which of these terms do you prefer for a sale of unwanted items on your porch, in your yard, etc.?
tag sale

What do you call the long sandwich that contains cold cuts, lettuce, and so on?
grinder

What do you call the night before Halloween?
mischief night

What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle and you have to get off at a certain point?
rotary
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Mike @imike.lol · 03/09/2026
Always less pressure when you know the season's done in September. Now it's just watching them do whatever and hoping there are no long term injuries.
A banner at Providence Park in Portland, Oregon that reads "No Pressure, Have Fun, We're Not Even Here"
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Mike @imike.lol · 03/09/2026
Good soup.
A photo of homemade chicken noodle soup in a white bowl.
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Mike @imike.lol · 01/09/2026
Always important to take your back support.
A two stick with the 107ist logo crossed out saying "take back your support" but it looks like "take your back support"
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Mike @imike.lol · 01/09/2026
Oops, I did it again.
A photo of two pieces of toast with avocado, black pepper, Tapatio, and pickled peppers on top
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Mike @imike.lol · 29/08/2026
Behold, Doggo! You thought I named him Clifford? You underestimate the creativity of a 7 year old me. I got him in one of our public assistance Christmases. Bless whoever donated him, he's gotten good use.
A stuffed Clifford dog
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Mike @imike.lol · 25/08/2026
I forgot that I have this up in my entryway. I found it at the St Johns Bizarre and had to have it.
A collage of Dolly Parton
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Mike @imike.lol · 23/08/2026
Sorry Paul, the WoSo calls.
Two monitors on a desk. The left one has a database and vs code on it. The right one has womens soccer on it.
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Mike @imike.lol · 20/08/2026
Out with the broken thick frames, in with the new shiny thin ones. What's old is new again. #newglasses
Selfie with new half frame glasses.
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Mike @imike.lol · 20/08/2026
I just moved the things I added yesterday to future phases. So you know what that means.
A Star Wars 4 Panel Meme
Panel One - Senior Dev: Put it in the backlog
Panel Two - Junior Dev: So we can fix it later, right?
Panel Three - Senior Dev: No response, but a knowing look
Panel Foute - Junior Dev: So we can fix it later, right?
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Mike @imike.lol · 19/08/2026
lmao
A generated compilation of my posts that reads: "Spent the morning trying to get a side project to compile. It’s not working. I’m not working. Just us, staring at each other in the dark. My monitor is a 34-inch ultrawide and it feels like a personal insult. Who needs that much screen real estate to watch errors scroll by? 🤷‍♂️"
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Mike @imike.lol · 17/08/2026
A little side project work, a little waiting for a water tower to get detonated. Monday.
A picture of two monitors. The one on the left is split screen between a web browser and a coding app. The one on the right is showing a water tower that should come down today.
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Mike @imike.lol · 16/08/2026
Cat TV
A tabby cat sitting on a window sill looking out the window. There are trees and a gray sky outside.
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Mike @imike.lol · 15/08/2026
Sometimes life has its way of letting you know that today isn't going to be a good one.
A pair of broken glasses, split down the middle, on top of lined paper.
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Mike @imike.lol · 10/08/2026
When did you know?
Mark-Paul Gosselar sitting on a moped sideways, posing for the camera.
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Mike @imike.lol · 09/08/2026
It's very curious to go from his reposts on here (attached in case he un-reposts) to going to bat for Dundon just because he was paid a few bucks!
A repost from Ian Karmel that reads "NEW: Internal emails obtained by KATU show Portland Trail Blazers leaders debated whether to respond to the City of Portland's questions on key pieces of a proposed Moda Center deal, with one executive saying the city's requests felt like "a trap”."A repost from Ian Karmel that reads "The league has to get rid of this Dundon guy. He bought the Blazers to hold the city of Portland hostage for arena money and now he's telling all of his underlings to shittalk the city so he can move to Kansas City or something. Cut this shit out or the league will be held hostage by similar ghouls."
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Mike @imike.lol · 07/08/2026
@atmosphere.community are you flooding my inbox on purpose right now haha
An email inbox showing a flood of mails from atmosphere community
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Mike @imike.lol · 06/08/2026
Hello
A tabby cat laying on a bed. She's on her side with her belly and face facing the camera.
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Mike @imike.lol · 01/08/2026
This will be the last one, he repeats, quietly deluding himself.
A weather forecast showing 95F on Tue 8/4, 100 on Wed, 98 on Thu, and 92 on Fri.
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Mike @imike.lol · 30/07/2026
A masked person holding up a sign with a struck through 107IST logo saying "Take Back Your Support" but it is presented like "Take Your Back Support"
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Mike @imike.lol · 23/07/2026
At least something enjoyed the heat.
A frame full of yellow flowers
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Mike @imike.lol · 22/07/2026
Good morning.
A tabby cat sleeping on the back of a couch
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Mike @imike.lol · 21/07/2026
Maggie just went to sleep. She's usually down by 10 am, but she's been extra playful today.
A tabby cat looking wide-eyed into the camera, sitting on a multicolored carpet underneath a coffee table.
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Mike @imike.lol · 16/07/2026
that's about right. and as always...
StrongHER
FastHER
FurtHER

on an oldschool Twitter profile header image
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