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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 4h
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 7h
My friend with a lisp when I ask which Jean-Pierre Jeunet movie came out in 2001:
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 20h
“You may not rest now; there are monsters nearby”
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This same asda that also sold me spoiled milk has now given me food poisoning from a chicken sandwich 😍
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Playing Minecraft in bed because I have food poisoning. First night in and a lightning strike burnt down my in progress house and I looked an enderman in the eyes so I’m currently being hunted down
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Thursday/Friday combo in November is going to be generational. My grandkids will hear tales from it.
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
His shoes
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They bought in a new housemate on #BBUK called… Twinks?!
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jeffrey Dahmer uses grindr…
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to a birthday every Saturday until the week before Christmas
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unfortunately she ate
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got an engineer in from Smeg to look at our Smeg washing machine only for him to tell us that Smeg washing machines aren’t very good? And the fault is systemic?
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ryan Murphy put the pen DOWN!
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Capitol citizens in Hunger Games Catching Fire
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me in year 9 to my textiles teacher
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Another week of battling the WebP image format
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why does Locktober get a whole month to itself? It should be preceded by Puptember and followed by Pissvember
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got some more bits for it and I look even more like Ghislaine fml
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got a wig for halloween and it’s made me look like Ghislaine Maxwell and not the celebrity I intended
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
danny dyer hosting? I shan’t be watching
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𝓢𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓗𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼 𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 @susieh8severything.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That fish still thinks bush is in office
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MY ORIGINAL SIMSPONS HIT & RUN SAVE HAS SURVIVED 20 YEARS?!
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eating pizza and watching Big Brother while the significant other is hanging out with the Prime Minister…
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s Have a Kiki started playing during family Sunday roast and I had to somehow act normal and not burst out laughing
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel a new Minecraft phase coming on but i’m so scared to play because there’s so much new stuff in the last few years
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was a child of few words, or perhaps I knew what loomed
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Saturday bloomfs
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New Taylor Swift songs sound like straight up shart
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Chyna Chyna Mcclain
ALT: Chyna Chyna Mcclain
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
who was buying me so many fake teeth as a child?
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Helping my parents get rid of stuff before they move and I found my costume box wigs. I’m about to be so many characters this weekend
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Going to replay Resident Evil on the PS1 this weekend
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did you know there’s a traveller community under the Westway roundabout? or whatever Lana Del Rey said.
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“the oxford tube” Yeah it’s a bus not a train ya see
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
afternoon
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unintentionally got the same tube as the hot twink in the cast after the show #stalker
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love when the british do an american thing but better
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I would put Godchelle higher but she’s said some iffy stuff
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There needs to be a Criterion Collection for games and these all need to be there
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For some people events like 9/11 was their defining childhood moment. For me it has to be the Tesco horse meat scandal. I remember it vividly
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Lizzie Borden series is doing my head in. Dahmer and Memendez weren’t exactly based in truth but why has Ryan Murphy made her a lesbian, added in people Borden didn’t meet until later in life, and completely twisted the narrative. Just make a show inspired by Borden if you want creative freedom
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All I can hear out my window is the Millwall vs West Ham game shurrup shurrup shurrup!!!
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“First look at Sir Ian McKellen as Gandalf on the set of Lord of the Rings the Hunt for Gollum”
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stacey Solomon is scalping Pokémon cards
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
9 11 make a wish!
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Had a dream last night that I was on a hijacked train and I had to somehow stop it
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Apparently the notebook i’ve been using for the past year is super rare and there’s people flogging them on ebay? I got mine in a charity shop for £1
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: the lady with blonde highlights from this pub will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LUCY LETBY THIRLWALL
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TW!?K @imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Drinking lucozade while ill like it’s the 1960’s
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