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Cody Jacob 🔻

@imcodyjacob.substack.com
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Niche internet micro-celebrity and author of "Handbook for the Recently Bereaved.” New essays on grief and surviving death, every week on Substack💜 linktr.ee/imcodyjacob

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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 22h
DAY FIVE: THE DILLINGHAM HOUSE 🏠 #TalesTheTidesTell #31daysofhalloween #hauntedhouse #hauntedhistory #capecod #folklore
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 05/10/2026
DAY FOUR: THE LADY IN WHITE UNDER HIGHLAND LIGHT 🌊 #TalesTheTidesTell #CapeCod #Truro #Folklore #GhostStory #HauntedHistory
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 04/10/2026
DAY THREE: HANNAH SCREECHAM 😱 #TalesTheTidesTell #CapeCod #Osterville #Pirates #Folklore #CaptainKidd #SpookySeason
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 03/10/2026
DAY TWO: THE WITCH OF WELLFLEET 🧙🏼‍♀️ #TalesTheTidesTell #CapeCod #HauntedHistory #Wellfleet #Witchcraft #Halloween #SpookySeason
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 03/10/2026
DAY ONE: THE WYDDAH 🏴‍☠️ #TalesTheTidesTell #CapeCod #HauntedHistory #Pirates #Halloween #SpookySeason #MaritimeHistory
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 24/05/2026
Compliment me
Cody in all black, wearing black framed glasses with red lenses, and a black KN95 mask. He has a black mask chain over the bridge of his nose attached to each strap, with various colored evil eye charms. There is a purple one in the center as well as a sugar skull and Scorpio medallion on either side of the purple eye. He has black, slightly curly hair.
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 22/04/2026
Instagram gave my account a strike for this omg
Cody shirtless in grey sweatpants with one arm on his head
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 11/04/2026
I hit ½ million followers on TikTok today????
@imcodyjacob on TikTok with 500k followers
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 02/04/2026
If you think you can make me smile DM me and it better involve cash
Cody’s ass
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 30/03/2026
Honestly might start something on the side to help pay rent…
Cody shirtless in a mirror
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 20/03/2026
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 10/03/2026
Having hEDS is debilitating and disabling for me most days but a fun thing about having a connective tissue disorder is that I can re-pierce my ear whenever I want 😍
Cody with spider earring by Betsy Johnson
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 23/02/2026
Bria is a BRILLIANT pop culture historian!
@bria.Stuart on TikTok
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 15/02/2026
Drop and album that was important to you when you were 19. I would scrub tabletops at the shitty restaurant I worked at while dreaming of selling out Madison Square Garden. Today, my audience online could fill The Garden a little over 25.5 times 😏
Frank by Amy Winehouse album cover
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 09/02/2026
wtf all I talk about is music and hot men 😭 Dutch progressive politics and culture??? I speak Croatian 😭😭😭
Cody’s profile existing on the outskirts of “Dutch progressive politics and culture” on the Bluesky map
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 09/02/2026
The text I sent to my bff the Tuesday before plotting his terrible two weeks of PR and a lifetime of lace front accusations 🤣 Check out my lying playlist on TikTok there’s a bunch of bangers in there! www.tiktok.com/t/ZT9JrHnaPw...
iMessage messages 

Tuesday 12:34 PM: 

From Cody: 
“I'm going to start a rumor Jake Paul is wearing a lace front beard to hide how fucked up his jaw is after getting the shit kicked out of him” with a crying laughing react 

From friend: 

“I heard that was true” with a skull emoji react
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 02/02/2026
Post Malone
Goat on a stump
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 02/02/2026
Omg Kelly Osborn
Ellen Greene as Audrey for Little Shop of Horrors. She’s holding the baby version of the Audrey two plant.
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 13/10/2025
Via Wikipedia: The album was available in 27 physical variants —sixteen CDs, eight vinyls, two deluxe CDs with a clothing item, and a cassette-and seven digital download editions. Each vinyl variant included a unique poem written by Swift, forming the prologue of The Life of a Showgirl when pierced together.
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 05/10/2025
@natedhernandez.bsky.social thank you for liking my video dragging Taylor swift
Nate_d_hernandez liked your reel
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 26/09/2025
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 08/09/2025
This should be illegal
Apartment on Craigslist listed as: $2,500 / 1br - 400ft2 - 1 Bed 1 Bath Year Round Cottage

The listing reads: This 1-bedroom, 1-bathroom apartment at 13 Winslow Rd Rear offers 400 square feet of living space. The living room provides a comfortable area for relaxation, while the bedroom is designed for privacy and rest. The bathroom features a tub/shower combination for convenience. The property is cable ready and includes heating for year-round comfort. Residents can enjoy access to nearby walking and biking trails, promoting an active lifestyle. The exterior is well-maintained, providing a pleasant environment. The rental price is competitive for the area, making this a practical choice for individuals seeking a compact living space
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 02/09/2025
They’ve covered something on his right hand
Trumps right hand looking yellow and pale with a bulge on top Trump standing showing one pink hand and one pale makeup covered hand
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 15/06/2025
Watch my full vlog from #NoKingsDay here on #CapeCod, including ten on the ground interviews, here: youtu.be/80eM_1Dy1Hg
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 09/06/2025
S/o to this masked queen at the #tonyawards
Cynthia Erivo in a red dress hosting the Tony’s with a single woman to the left of her in a periwinkle mask sitting in the balcony.
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 18/05/2025
29-year-old Internet star Cody Jacob has been cast in a supporting role for the ‘Buffy’ reboot, alongside Sarah Michelle Gellar and Ryan Kiera Armstrong. His character ‘Blynk’ will be his acting debut, a lower being helping Buffy prepare her new trainee.
Ryan Kiera Armstrong
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 29/04/2025
450k!
@imcodyjacob on TikTok with 450k followers
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 21/04/2025
Food choices DO cause autism it’s NOT something else
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 19/04/2025
Ordered @thebobthedragqueen.bsky.social’s book “Harriet Tubman: Live In Concert” a few weeks ago and it finally came in! I’ll post my review when I read it tomorrow 😋
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 19/04/2025
I’m good under pressure
Chubby shirtless Cody with a little chest hair. He’s wearing a necklace and holding an iPhone. It’s cut off just under his nose and above his hips.
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 14/04/2025
Are you struggling to handle your grief after experiencing a loss? I write a free grief support Substack called “Handbook for the Recently Bereaved” where I cover everything about death, dying, and surviving. New posts every Monday, always for free, at imcodyjacob.substack.com
Sections 1-4 of The Handbook: 

Section One: The Afterlife 
Section Two: Placations and Platitudes for the Post-Mortem Party
Section Three: The House Pet’s Grief
Section Four: Learning The Precious ChildHandbook for the Recently Bereaved
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 14/04/2025
Lady Gaga brought disability representation to the Coachella MainStage!
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 09/04/2025
Ahhhh I love you 😭 I can’t tell you enough how much this means to me and the girls
White pitbull in a neon orange harness in a green field. Her ears are up and she’s looking at the camera A black and white Australian cattle dog/border collie mix in an orange harness, licking her nose, in a green field.
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 05/04/2025
Cannot wait to see what comes next from BOTH of them 🤣
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 02/04/2025
The honorable reverend Dr. Lady Space
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 23/03/2025
Genuinely what are the odds of this happening 😭😭😭
Grocery order pickup code that’s “1488”
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 14/03/2025
I know she’s cracking up lmfaoooo
Chappell Roan dressed as a dentist for the diver of the New Music Daily playlist on Apple Music
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 06/03/2025
Did you know my birthday is Día de los Muertos and this year I’ll have lived ½ of my mom’s life
Cody in a black shirt up against a plain, cream colored background. He has brown eyes, short black hair, and a short, black beard.
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 01/03/2025
Pizza
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 28/02/2025
40mil
@imcodyjacob on TikTok with 40 million likes circled in red
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 25/02/2025
An excellent album and dare I say their last batch of actualized music
Hands All Over by Maroon 5
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 24/02/2025
It’s 2040. I’m part of New Democracy® sponsored by Costco™ and brought to you by Ben and Jerry’s™. President Angelina Jolie has ordered all former Northeast states to become sovereign nations. After the former Cape Cod’s severance from Massachusetts in the Great 2035 Massachusstan Divide sponsored by Dunkin’™, the residents of Cape Cod Country®™ (to avoid soaring land taxes put in place by Dunkin’™ via executive order from President Affleck) dug the Cape Cod Canal 100ft (30m) deeper. Since then, Cod Cod itself has become Cape Cod Country®™ sponsored by Dunkin’ Donuts (a subsidiary of Ben and Jerry’s through parody laws and has no legal or business connections to Dunkin’™  brand enterprises) and brought to you specifically through targeted ads by Sephora™. You can learn more about the Great 2035 Massachusstan Divide sponsored by Dunkin’™ by visiting NEWDEMNET.diggingtofreedommovie/Cape.Cod and watching the trailer to the feature film/new “visual constitution” (brought to you by Representatives Meghan Trainor and sponsored by OceanSpray™) “Dig The Muddy Waters: How Cape Cod Country®™ Shoveled It’s Way To Corporate Freedom (Sponsored by The Cape Cod Potato Chip Stock Exchange).”
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 24/02/2025
Ja Sam Mathew Murdock i prebit će tu
Me in my new glasses with red lenses
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 23/02/2025
Fun fact, this lighthouse is real and it’s next to where I went to high school. It’s called Nauset Light
Cape cod kettle cooked potato chips sea salt and vinegar party size

The bag has a lighthouse to the left of center that is half white (on the bottom) and half red (at the top). It’s next to a little brought house with a res roof, has some green grass at the bottom, a small post and wire fence, dune sand, and the ocean in the background. The actual light house irl
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 22/02/2025
Dinner
Small personal pizzaSame small personal pizza but sliced into eight pieces and one being held
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 21/02/2025
2.28 million dollars for 76 people they nearly killed. They could give each passenger 30 MILLION dollars and it still wouldn’t touch delta’s bottom line. It’d be a loss of around 58mil dollars for one single day. The plane they’re replacing is $48.5 million. How pathetic
Delta Airlines market cap on the NYSE is 39.4 billion According to Delta Air Lines's latest financial reports the company's current revenue (TTM ) is $61.64 Billion USD. an increase over the revenue in the year 2023 that were of $58.04 Billion USD. The revenue is the total amount of income that a company generates by the sale of goods or services.Bombardier CRJ900 Price Range: 
CRJ700, $43.5 million; CRJ900, $48.5
million; CRJ1000, $50.5 million.
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 21/02/2025
MCAS tip: if you’re struggling with acid tears, I recently discovered the aquafor lip repair stick helps treat and also prevent the burns
Aquafor lip repair stick
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 21/02/2025
This is Roberta (Boo for short)
Roberta is a white pit bull. She’s sitting in bed cuddled up with a green and blue, smiling, stuffed animal called a “bumpas.” She’s hugging it with her ears up.
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 19/02/2025
Genuinely asking: why did this get me blocked? They said their blind dad couldn’t use any iPhones without home buttons so I let them know that there are now adaptive cases to make it easier for low vision people to use the phone 😭😭😭
@theladyred.bsky.social blocked me
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Cody Jacob 🔻 @imcodyjacob.substack.com · 17/02/2025
I just subbed to @artlust.bsky.social on YouTube… did you youtube.com/@art_lust?fe...
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