imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026why the fuck would I spend thousands of dollars on a Rolex that can’t even tell me when i have discord notifications or emails. 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026(to the tune of Come To Daddy by Aphex Twin) MY NAME IS EARL 031
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026even when i tell my dog about my work schedule he is inconsiderate 010
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026a decent majority of my time is spent trying to get people to give me ten dollar bills 010
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Skunks are pretty cute. But you need to watch out for them. They have a famous ability. 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026good date idea: fill a bucket full of leaves 010
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026going to Hollywood and getting a map of celebrity homes to see the resplendent mansion of Limu Emu and Doug from the Liberty Mutual commercials 100
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026using tor browser to visit the hidden dark web version of R/AITA for forbidden asshole posts 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026fumbling a bumble match by asking if they have stairs in their house 100
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026reverse tooth fairy where you put a dollar under your pillow and wake up with a tooth under it 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026my childhood kfc has been torn down and my bastard employers won’t grant me bereavement leave 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You don’t need to have a skeleton if you don’t want to. It’s actually optional to have a skeleton. 110
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Racecar is a palindrome. So is “racecar racecar racecar”. You can add as many race cars as you like and it’s still a palindrome. God is good 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026yeah, id say im into retro gaming. stuff like FarmVille, Brain Age, Fruit Ninja 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026it’s fucked up that the Pokemon “DEWGONG” is an ice type. in real life, the animal for which they are named- dugongs- live exclusively in subtropical waters. 100
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026do you think dinosaurs had the same moon and planets and stuff we have today, or did they come up with different ones 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Does anyone have any recommendations for the best Gacha Game on the Nintendo 64. 111
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026it is traditional to leave four empty seats at your dinner table on Christmas Eve in case the Beatles happen to come to your door asking for a hot meal 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Beware. You or someone you know might be the ex-wife of Ben Folds. 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Like a good neighbor… Jersey Mikes is there 001
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026guy who mishears “Doc Ock” as “Doc Oak” and assumes there’s a tree-themed villain in the Spider-Man universe. he is very disappointed to learn the truth as he is not interested in cephalopods or other mollusks 010
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026people are afraid of screw worms but they’re only bad if you’re a mammal. just don’t be a mammal and you’ll be fine 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026my earning power would be significantly greater if I had an MBA or the ability to lift small objects with my mind 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026the arrow in Amazon’s logo is a reference to the site’s original purpose as a mineral supply company. it points from A to Z because they had every mineral from Anthracite to Zircon 100
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026counting down the days til shark week. little shark advent calendar 010
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026i’ve always wanted my food to taste more like modeling clay, so I’m glad they’re making protein-infused Doritos and shit like that 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Pisses me off when I google mastodons and most of the first page is some band. Show me the big hairy guys with trunks. 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026don’t know why people pay exorbitant prices for hammers at the hardware store when you can get large rocks for free in nature 010
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026people always get homer wrong. when he talked about the “wine-dark sea” he actually meant “wine shark sea”. sharks live in the ocean and love eating people. and if they got into the wine… they’d be even more dangerous 010
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The key to doing well at things is to start new things all the time. That way beginners luck is always on your side 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026health nuts are always telling me “people should drink water” but water doesn’t have bubbles in it. and bubbles make everything tastier. and you can’t just put bubbles *into* water, you have to make it into Pepsi or Sprite. 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026i just found out my favorite Bob Dylan song wasn’t even him. it was Skrillex 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026if you’re not watching the Simpsons on a CRT screen you’re not getting an accurate experience and you’ll also be plagued with input lag 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026labor is entitled to all it creates. that’s why when someone labors as a real estate agent, they shouldn’t just get a commission. they should get the whole worth of the house. they’re the one who created the sale 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Shakespeare and his wife had a problematic age gap. When they married he was 18 but she was negative four hundred years old 030
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Lionel Hutz x Reader (slow burn) (friends to lovers) 010
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026In most markets, the first book of the Bible is called the Book of Mega Drive 010
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Artifact spotted: sunbleached Snoop Dogg Funko Pop sitting in the back window of a crowded, messy car from Iowa 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026They should make a spin off of Street Fighter called House Fighter where all the stages are sensibly furnished suburban dwellings. 120
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026People don’t realize this but Taylor Swift is a direct descendant of Jonathan Swift. The first draft of the lyrics to Blank Space were about eating Irish babies 001
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026they should make a spider man movie where he kisses the joker. Batman gets jealous 010
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026in the song Burning Down the House, David Byrne predicted today’s weather when he said “three hundred sixty five degrees” 010
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026going to the record store with a sharpie and correcting all the Deaf Leopard albums so they don’t have that annoying typo 010
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026i envision Quagmire and Peter as having sort of a father and son relationship, and that’s reflected in this fanfiction 010
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imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Going to start commuting to work on a jetliner. It’s only 15 miles but it’ll save time 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026archaeologists have discovered the Older Testament, a prequel to the Old Testament about all the stuff that happened before Genesis 010
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026even though 4 is a larger number than 3, 1/3 is larger than 1/4. the reasons for this are among the most profound mysteries of mathematics 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026don’t know why Virginia is still in a drought. the Chesapeake bay is right there. it’s full of water. seems like an easy fix 000
imboweyo.bsky.social @imboweyo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Going to get a new job writing the officially licensed novelizations of episodes of My Name Is Earl 000
