Reposted by Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026The Jetsons lied to us 91200635683 20.1K
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Words mean nothing anymore. 000 0
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Back in the day, Cable/Sat service cost money because they gave you equipment, and (most) individual channels still ran ads to pay for their own existence. Now it's megacompanies using the internet we already pay for to serve ads we're paying for access to see. It's a funhouse mirror of the past. 010 1
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I cannot express how much I hate crafting systems in games that aren't built around the idea. It requires more work as a player to collect and as a dev to put in assets. YOU CAN'T MAGICALLY MAKE AMMUNITION OUT OF SCRAP AND RANDOM GUNPOWDER WITH YOUR BARE HANDS ANYWAY. That shit needs TOOLS! 000 0
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why is there a fucking crafting system in the HELLRAISER game‽ Don't give me 4 rags and a bottle of "chemicals," gimme a damn bandage (or just use the dirty rags, it's already meant to be body horror). Don't give me a pile of scraps and a bottle of gunpowder to make 3 bullets, gimme 3 damn bullets. 000 0
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026...or do we count from 0? Is this year 1? I don't actually know how we count years historically. Either way he's dead. 000 0
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026HAPPY KIRKENING DAY! Welcome to the year 2, A.K. everyone! 100 1
Reposted by Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Federal minimum wage in: 2009: $7.25 2010: $7.25 2011: $7.25 2012: $7.25 2013: $7.25 2014: $7.25 2015: $7.25 2016: $7.25 2017: $7.25 2018: $7.25 2019: $7.25 2020: $7.25 2021: $7.25 2022: $7.25 2023: $7.25 2024: $7.25 2025: $7.25 2026: $7.25 Folks, it's time to raise the damn wage already. 1557282039443 28.2K
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Gonna go down to skip stones in LAKE 'MERICA. It's gonna suck. 000 0
Reposted by Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton... -Gifted millions of free books to kids -Ensured musicians she worked with got union benefits -Helped fund medical research, including the COVID vaccine -Donated millions to communities hit by natural disasters -Quietly funded high school band programs We lost an incredible person. 372197333771 19.7K
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I mean it. The same toe. Every damn day. I was going to shrug it off as a minor irritation, but after going in circles with your useless bot, I'm saying a hearty "fuck you, FedEx." 110 1
Reposted by Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)Eyepatch Wolf @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026i do not grant "wolf wishes" 1131921203 1.9K
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Alternatively, the human scrotum can be seen: #BucEes #logo #DesignPorn #Beaver 000 0
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Fun Fact: The Buc-Ees logo contains an extremely obvious cartoon penis in the cheeks. Coupled with the heart of the tongue, it proves they cater to people who love dick. I know that's why I love putting their Beaver Nuggets in my mouth so much. #BucEes #beaver #logo 000 0
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"But but... Taxes Bad!" - People who say they don't trust the government while also frequently relying on government assistance. 010 1
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I made a dumb thing: youtu.be/gvtTMGD35uc?...youtu.beUwU Song (NekoSuris Remix)YouTube video by Imbecilicus Rex 000 0
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 25/07/2026My costume is going to be Mitch. I plan to just not show up for any parties I get invited to. 040 4
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 12/07/2026A turtle, a keebler elf, and hopefully also an orange walk into a bar... 030 3
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Today, God recalled his least favorite Keebler Elf after decades of studiously fighting his dumbest battles. Rest in piss, Lindsey Graham. Rest in piss. 000 0
Reposted by Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 18/01/2026#Epstein #EpsteinFiles 14864391391 6.4K
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 18/01/2026*ahem* Release the goddamn Epstein Files. That is all. 000 0
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Well, fuck. 000 0
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I am now convinced conservatives are so excited to bring back the R-word just so they can self identify. 000 0
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 03/12/2025What the fuck? I've never watched AI tech content in my fucking life. I actively block slop too. This is bizarre, dude. 000 0
Reposted by Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)🎃 🩸 𝕂𝕪𝕝𝕖 𝕆𝕣𝕕 🩸 🎃 @therealkyleord.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Fun fact: For the movie Alien, they actually used a man in a practical suit because the studio was unable to afford a real Xenomorph. 24143361 4.1K
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 28/11/2025I SERIOUSLY hate how much this administration makes me put on a tinfoil hat. This recent shooting is way too convenient for their political ends, both in supposed motive and timing. 010 1
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 28/11/2025This and Chucky Smallface was shot by someone who disassembled and re-assembled a gun that isn't easy to take apart, and was, somehow, a 18th century poet writing a lengthy, overly-detailed leftist screed to his trans lover? 🤔 Yeah I don't buy that one either... 020 2
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Fuck, that's me and my wife. 🫠 010 1
Reposted by Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)Reaper Ren 💗💜💙 @reaperren.bsky.social · 16/11/2025There are a lot of parallels between the first two Child's Play movies and the first few Toy Story films. 36103191 1K
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 08/11/2025(Obviously ICE ads are more unpleasant. Call that a typo.l 000 0
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 08/11/2025I just quit a while back because I was tired of ads being 2X as loud as the music (and fuck premium). Nothing more unpleasant than having brickwalled thrash metal at reasonable volume suddenly turn into Kevin Hart trying to sell me a capital one card at genuinely hearing damaging volume. 100 1
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 03/11/2025So now my guts are cramping so bad my old-man-get-up-to-pee-at-night includes pissing out my butt. Fuck IBS. 000 0
Reposted by Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 28/10/2025This was a really wonderful first-watch. An ambitious SOV horror movie in a world where death has just...stopped. The world has ended because nobody can die anymore. They just keep going, trying not to damage the body they'll be stuck in forever. Sad as hell, really compelling low-budget filmmaking. 616516 165
Reposted by Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 25/10/2025How life has felt since November 2024: 026761 267
Reposted by Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)SQUEAKROSS: Home Squeak Home @alblune.bsky.social · 24/10/2025the Rat way sanctuary that provides care for rats and that was feature in squeakross needs help! If you can support them, please consider donating!! 🐀 iwantitratway.com/sanctuary/#w... 🐀 1128106 128
Reposted by Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 23/10/2025 442796778 2.8K
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 23/10/2025A tiny spider crawled into our fire alarm and kept setting it off. 000 0
Reposted by Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)The Onion @theonion.com · 13/10/2025Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class theonion.com/impressionable-teen-fa… 1297260 972
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 12/10/2025As much as I despise religion, it's super awesome to see so many people of faith standing up against the abuses of this administration. I'll stand gladly by anyone of any faith if they're a good person. 000 0
Reposted by Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 11/10/2025 152210769 2.2K
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 10/10/2025...but next year is gonna be a real fight. 000 0
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I guess we're invading Venezuela now so he can steal it from the winner. (I mean it as a joke but if it happens someone owes me a coffee.) 000 0
Reposted by Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2025Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-in… 131389140 1.4K
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2025For the record it was a DbD survivor match (in "Dream First Person mode") against a weirdly short nemesis with a bajillion zombies. 000 0
Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude) @imbecilicusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Last night my gut-pain stress dream was being in a match with a hacker who completely changed my windows settings during the match to some ugly custom mess. It was the kind of thing I would have installed in 2002 thinking it looked cool even though it was horrendous. 100 1
Reposted by Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)Dani Donovan 👩🏻🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 06/10/2025This x 100000 = mood #ADHDAwarenessMonth 8866293 866
Reposted by Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2025When musicians don’t know how to end a song, they just fade out. I think other writers should do that too. Sketch comedy, screenwriting, playwrights. Have everyone talk softer and softer as they slowly sneak off stage. Novelists can end chapters with gradually shrinking type. 1552432224 2.4K
Reposted by Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)Boo The Rat 🐀🎃 @bootoober.bsky.social · 05/10/2025so apparently it’s still arson even if you’re the birthday girl 4745143 451
