Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Wtf this Skinner is so good you captured his like bald type-A, super hunky vibes 150
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026They’re laughing at us. They’re making up buzzword salad and then giggling when they hit post and the constituents excitedly Slorp it up 010
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I’ve been calling it “theft” “stealing” and “criminal wage garnishment” since 2024 and I don’t make shit. lolshit.lol 000
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Let’s gooooo!!!!!!!!!! super scary abandoned palm tree farm!!!!!!!!!!!! 010
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Is this a Self hating…. Closeted trans…. Latino? 020
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It’s so funny because I genuinely think it’s the infinite inflation model in stocks/IPO’s. “I just put money IN, and it ALWAYS goes up!!!” I think somewhere goods and services kinda got tossed in favor of “JUST BUY THIS IPO AND WAIT BRO” 120
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Don’t even ask about NSF grant communications…. 8 months and counting 020
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Says the South African immigrant tyrant who is actively destroying…. America? 020
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If they’re scaling back so much on sales, maybe invest in making better products that consumers will buy? I think sometimes people become so swirled up in weird political BS and LinkedIn buzzwords they forget that, product quality and need = demand = more purchasing = more sales = more profit ???? 000
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Shoutout to the fair for being absolutely packed with people having a good time this weekend. Couldn’t see the piglet race though, crowd was so huge it spilled out into the walkways, it was intense! 010
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026? Jesus Christ the bar has moved so far right the most mediocre normal ass opinion in “extremism” now. 020
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026That’s what they want to see ! 400 white supremacists roleplaying because they got booted from basic training or the police academy, putting on big boots and stomping around thinking they are intimidating/changing anyone’s mind. Cool. Have fun guys, I guess? 000
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Weren’t they blaming Kamala Harris for that hurricane last year? Said the liberals had mastered cloud seeding even though the area of NC that got completely destroyed was the bluest spot in the state??? lmfaoooo it never ends with these guys. 070
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026They’ve layed off like 40-50% of us in every sector lmao. This sucks ass. Please god let it end 000
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 04/07/202690’s scientists: we discovered the cause of stomach ulcers! Turned out it was a bacterium! 2026 scientists: -between DoorDash shifts- “rejected from in-n-out again, Panda Express it is…….” 100
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Can’t forget my absolute tried and true Reddit crowd pleasers: Save on housing costs by moving in with your parents! Move somewhere LCOL like Boise! And….. Make more money! 000
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Don’t worry! The 10 richest men are worth 3 times what they were back during Covid !! 020
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026New cars also (pardon my French here) fucking suck 000
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Him and Trump are literally pals, lol all the banter and public drama is fun theater. They’re all laughing at us 181
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I figured it was cuz a new Camry outright costs 40k+ now….. 020
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Placing small red plastic pyramids into my mouse enclosures at 7pm on a Thursday because I am normal and can be trusted with normal human tasks 010
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Love BioRxiv and Elife, have tried to push more for using them but higher-ups in my niche absolutely hate them and think they’re “illegitimate,” it stinks haha sometimes they’ll can my ref if I cite from one of them during edits. 110
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Which ones? Literally asking bc I’m sick of the doom-loop of the Springer-Elsevier monopoly BS. It’s exhausting. 100
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025lol I’m literally a scientist and i publish for work. I’m assuming we must be in different fields. Look up Nature, Cell press, or Elsevier. Those are the journals that we use in my field. 710
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025He didn’t even say her name !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HILLLARY RODHAM CLITNON! 010
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I MEAN WE ALL FUCKING PAY INTO IT IT WOULD BE NICE IF IT SERVED THE PEOPLE ACTUALLY PAYING THE TAXES LMFAO 000
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025That’s cool! The Clintons were raping kids. Surely the current sitting fradulent baby rapist in bed with Russia will surely solve this problem of the pedos being in charge and there’s no other possible option! :) 000
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Same lol. Would love it if a 2bd asbestos crusted shack made of cheap pine from the 1960’s wasn’t 1 million fucking dollars anymore. (California housing market but I assume Seattles isn’t much better) 000
Reposted by Ordinary Guy💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 BLFC, Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 28/12/2025"what if atlantis sank cause there were too many sexy fat guys on the island" 1012917
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Loan forgiveness (and repeated bankruptcy) is fine if you’re rich 1230
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025And fired all the scientists because when we asked for more than 25/hr to work on treatments for babies with cancers we were called the “radical left” 030
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Those 2.6 million need to find something better to watch lol. I’m tweeting on the toilet 😂 000
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I love that it opens up with an indignant slam like “you are ABHORRENT AND DISGUSTING AND I HATE YOU. but I was wrong 🥰💔” 030
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025This is literally a wall of gibberish LinkedIn slop speak, it’s all buzzwords. totally indecipherable unless I want to sit here and give myself a fuckin brain aneurysm 010
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025THEYVE HAD literally an ENTIRE YEAR!!? HOW ARE THEY NOT DONE ???? 110
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025New unemployment claims will go down because people are still looking and their benefits are expiring. It’s taking people 6-18 months to secure a new position. Pretzel the numbers around more to make it seem like things are better, while I’m seeing software engineers collecting shopping carts. 092
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025That’s not even that much money to him…….. why……. 😫 030
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Quit ! Let legacy media die ! They really think we are all so stupid well keep eating their shit and say thank you 000
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Welcome to 2025 where people would rather spend 27 billion to simply imagine living on mars, than spend 27 million to actually treat pediatric cancer! 👏🫶👏 010
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 22/12/2025You either get layed off early enough to live as a hero, or stay employed long enough to become the villain….. (this refers to LinkedIn posting of course) 110
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 22/12/20252024-present LinkedIn after the “great layoffs” needs to be studied. There’s a part of my brain that’s genuinely broken now, and bc of my legitimate trauma I haven’t touched the site in 6 months. Everything about it just instantly makes me fight or flight 🥶😭 000
Ordinary Guy @imanordinaryguy.bsky.social · 22/12/20252025 fucking sucks so much ass lmfaooo Just give us another recycled CGI marvel swat guy slop release already and make it snappy; the sheep are hungry 000
