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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Guy Businessowner Who Lies To Same-Gender (He Assumes) Duo Customers About Couples Discounts So He Can Bruteforce Gay Awakenings. That's Why He Really Runs This Store

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The Guy In Every Holiday-Specific Celebratory Film That Goes Around Saying "HALLOWEEN IS FOR WEIRD CHUMPS!" In The Mall Or "Valentine's Day? I'd Rather Roll In My hay" and other such Wisdoms

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tell-All Exposé About A Guy Who Keeps Claiming To Steal His Dogs Noses, His Childrens Noses, Sometimes Even His Own Husband's Nose

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Guy Who Is Surveying & Studying The Furry Community So He Can Design The Strongest Fursona And Become The Apex Predator

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Guy Who Makes His Living As A Joker Cosplayer, Charging Hugely For Pictures, But He Has Expensive Tastes So He Tries It At Totally Non-Nerd Conventions & Gatherings. The Clown Prince Of The 13th Annual Mississippi Libertarian Dentists Convention

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Guy who is Fantasy Gordon Ramsay PART 2: You GNOMISH toad, you IGNOBLE UNmagical MULE. YOU ARE FUCKED. You are a fucked wyrm hoarding all of my patience and it is LOST NOW to the glorious kingdom of MAN FUCKING KIND because you are so fat and I hate you. Donkey! Donkey! FUARK!

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

really was just about to make a post about an individual whom cries a lil' to Lonely Rolling Star from the Katamari Damacy Soundtrack but it's me. sometimes you come up with a girl you are and not a guy you are not. weirdly powerful little quote wow

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Guy Who Strolls The Streets Looking For Musician Buskers To Stand Next To And Hype Up To Passers-By With All The Mighty Power Of 'The Rap Single Guy From Every Song From 2005'

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Guy Who Turns On Donkey Kong Country (1994) With The Same Sexual Trepidation Of Other Young Men His Age Pulling Out The Forest-Found Boobie Pages After Everybody's Gone To Bed. Pulse Quickening And Breath Shortening HARD When King K. Rool Jumps On Stage And Everything Shakes

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Guy Who Keeps Trying To Read His Fortune Through His Morning Coffee And Is Really Scared By Now About What 'Little Bit Of Puddle/Drinkable Slurry In Construction-Imbalanced SouthEastern Corner Of My Cheaply Made Homer Simpson Head Ceramic Cup' Might Mean

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Guy Who Loves Going To The Club So He Can Show His New Interpretative Dance Moves Inspired By Videogames & TV Shows To His Huge Hunk Friends

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Guy Who Realises He Went Offline For Like Two Days After Making Two Suicide Jokes, Uh Oh, Was Really Just Playing The Alan Wake Series - *considers the Alan Wake series* - Okay Well I Guess That Doesn't Make Me Look Less Mentally Ill But It's Ok

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Guy Who's Just Sick Of Living In This World. Guy Who Has Decided Tonight Is The Night. He Sets Up His Paint Buckets, He Brushes The Blacks And Blues And Far Away Yellows Of A Tunnel On His Wall, He Steps Back Then Sprints Towards It Head First And Immediately Shatters His Skull And Dies

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Guy Who Found A 'List Of Movies To Watch Before Killing Yourself' But Was Tricked Into Watching Little Miss Sunshine And Now Feels Way Better. Mad About It

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Guy Who Keeps Saying He's 'Queering It' When He's Repairing Cars. Enraging The American Public Totally

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Guy Who Is Watching Scooby-Doo 2002 To Immerse In History, Learn How The Previous Generations Lived. What His Grandparents Were Like. What We've Lost And What We've Gained. It Looks Like Farts Jokes In Both Directions

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Guy who really likes the Slut Gnomes of False Berlin post and really wishes Berlin was real

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Guy who keeps a notebook, filled to bursting, with the reasons why his cat has meowed everytime it has gone mew. 50% 'hungery', 15% 'i think the beasts can love more than humans do', 15% 'unclear but it did headbutt me after so maybe rage', 10% 'angry because mel blanc yelled so loud in looney tunes

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Guy who, rather than shaving his HEAD to be more like Heisenberg Breaking Bad, gets a huge obvious bald cap and then goes around looking to adopt drug addicts

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Guy who is Gordon Ramsay but hosting Hell's Kitchen in a magick-laden fantasy setting: THIS STEW IS SEASONED WITH THE TEAR DROPS OF A FUCKING *13 YEAR OLD?* DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE THE NAIVE PURITY NECESSARY FOR HIGH-END POTIONMAKING, BALTHE? ARE YOU JUICING MY FUCKING JABBERWOCKY? FUCK OFF! GET OUT!

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

guy who thinks it's getting 'craaaaazier out there' but he really digs it. he thinks the Super Rats of Gotham are awesome. he wants to be a super rat now that that's an option

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Guy Dad Who Alwaaays Buys A Few Too Many Bananas And Aaaalways Forgets To Use Them Until They're A Little Too Old. Then He Goes 'Sorry, Kiddos, I Guess We'll Have To Have Banana Bread Again' And His Eight Daughters Are Frankly Sick Of This Ongoing Deceit From Dastard Daddy

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

FAN SUBMISSION, via "Gamerboy": Guy who ran down thirty people with his truck just so he could get on the news and have everybody see his awesome funny Truck Nuts

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Videogame Company That Is On Their Third Consecutive Crazy Lie About Why The Remake Is More Homophobic Somehow, And Just Said They Haven't Uncut The Already Recorded Secret Gay Romance Because They Would Have To ADD MORE GAY ROMANCE (TO BE FAIR, THEY SAY) Which Would Change The Whole Game (They Say)

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Account REBRANDED. I've decided I'm keeping up with this. I don't even recognize like half the people in these notifications, that's extremely excellent. I'd say you all must REALLY LOVE GUYS but these About Me biographies you have all written say much of the opposite

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Guy who mostly goes to restaurants to pick the gum out from underneath the table and eat it, praising the savings he makes on snacks

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Guy who's really scared of Bungee Jumping because what if the cord snaps and spanks him right in his big old butt

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Guy who believes in preheating the fridge and leaves it open for 15 minutes before taking anything out

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

THE Guy who makes the profoundly unfascinating Final Fantasy 14 XIV characters in all the trailers. The dude who has the whoole world of lizard girls at his fingertips and plays a short-cut catboy with big plate armor and no traits

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Guy who was boldly 'apolitical' but rushed to join the military as soon as notable two-time reality show loser Dan Gheesling promoted it. Guy who is now bleeding out alone in a sandy dune whimpering "monkaS...monkaS.." and his other favorite twitch dot tv emotes

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Guy who you DO like but you suspect he's a homunculus. He walks too wide, his spit scorches, his lips are too hot, he curses and exclaims in a warbled and reversed helltongue. Three eyes. Seven penises. Skin with the consistency of cooked yolk. Dude ROCKS at Tekken, which is unnatural and sick

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Guy who cries at how scary these Goosebumps books are like oh my god...why do they keep making Monster Blood, we're all gonna die, what the hell this is actually scary...

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Guy Wearing A Shirt That Says 'Wish I Was Enjoying A Showing Of The Great Japanese Art Of Rakugo Right Now'

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Guy Who Doesn't Know What He Has Left To Look Forward To In This Life But Seeing Shuri Again In Avengers: Doomsday (2026)

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Guy Who Risks Life And Limb, Financial Ruin, Utter Isolation And Personal Devastation On A Worldwide Quest To Find The 'Slut Gnomes of False Berlin'

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Shy Guy With A Serious 'Praise Thing' Going On Sexually Who Has Achieved Full Autosexuality, A Self-Sustaining Sperming Systemhood, By Just Calling Himself 'Good Boy' All Day Long As He Cleans His House

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Guy Who Doesn't Even Care That They're Called 'My Chemical Romance' Because He's Already Been Saying All Romance Is Just Chemicals Anyway. He's Been Saying This For Years About Endorbins and Dobermine And Other Brain Lying Love Liquids

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Guy Who Sits Criss-Cross AppleSauce At The Whole Sumo Tournament....What's that? Huh? *accepts a note from my beautiful buxom jiggling assistant girlfriend* Oh, this one is James Bond? This one's an unedited Bond truth? He sits like a little Christian schoolchild for 3 minutes at a sumo fight? Damn

James Bond sitting criss-cross applesauce at a Sumo Tournament.

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Guy Who Salutes The Full Length Of The Video Game Credits Sequence

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Guy who genuinely magically manifests strawmen he makes up for internet arguments. They awake in woodland fields naked, scared, wet, Really Angry About Wii U Unit Sales In Videogame Bundles Compared To RRP

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Guy who based his life after Ryan Gosling's Drive Man but only really weird parts. Always puts on a baseball cap and rushes through crowds like he's done something. Keeps promising to drive his friends around but ONLY for five minutes and after that they're on their own. Kills people with showerrods

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Guy who is a Crossfit (trademark) Verified Trainer who gets the whole class jumping and pumping to Caramelldansen

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Guy who wants to protest Ed Sheeran, but can't boycott because he's never listened to the fucking guy. Guy who skips out on the weekly Irish delicacy 'Spice Bag' thinking he's scoring hits here. Guy who buys one of those bullshit Royal Gossip magazines in protest of the shame upon the emerald isle

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Guy who keeps a foldout in his wallet of his dog. Guy who keeps a picture of his dog in his helmet during The Great War. What the hell this one isn't funny AT ALL now

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

FAN SUGGESTION: Imagine a guy who is happy but also sometimes has thoughts

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Guy who, whenever you speak, is somehow on a roller coaster. Calls himself a skysurfer. Keeps calling you to tell you his new number, but he keeps dropping the phone while talking/riding. Nobody's ever known that sound of scratching fast and crashing dead over concrete as well as you and Gone bikers

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Guy who likes it when the wet curtain touches him as he showers. Makes him a little less lonely. A little more wet

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Guy Who Has A Very Personal And Undisclosable Relationship With The Moon. Who Promises It Will Take Him Back On Day, Into That Comforting Cosmos, Away From All This

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Imagine A Guy: A Realm Reborn @imagineaguy2point0.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Guy Who Keeps Going To New Grocery Stores, Asking for 'Brexit Biscuits', Not Sure Why Fucking 'Hydrox Cookies' Get To Be Real But This Other Sharp Grievous Chemical Sounding Treat Isn't

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