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im4smithee.bsky.social

@im4smithee.bsky.social
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Writer for John Company. Wargamer. Radical. Bitter Lemon Enthusiast. David Tennant completist.

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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Because if you know men's suits you can tell on sight.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He did for years. For 40 years he has been wearing high end men's suits. Things that cost thousands. He brags about it. He has switched because he is shitting and pissing himself, so why ruin a 8000 dollar suit?
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The first AI generated movie star
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A woman once told me. She was " being visited by her Aunt Flo." I asked her how her aunt was doing.hHand to god, I had no idea it was a euphemism.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There has to be a story about how someone called Cock Worshiper got indignant enough to block someone. It's like " nope, that too far, even for Eatsfriedpuppies."
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey, Tracker is not a cop. He shoots people because he loves it, like all true amateurs.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TNG was the first great hangout show. Even if the A plot wasn't working the B plot would be something about Riker's poker game. I love DS9,think it was often great television but if the story didn't work they didn't have much to fall back on.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
General Grant was a fattie beardo. Logistics guy too.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even our anthem sucks.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When your states are untied,that's no good
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's deep in the closet. Its not a secret.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They are very boring.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can publish almost anything you want at Newsweek's online portal. It's like being a Forbes contributor.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Resting birth control on " Riker remembers his shot" is such a bad system
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Groundskeeper Willie was the best avenger ever.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Janet Leigh and Tony Curtis with their daughters Jamie Lee & Kelly at their Los Angeles home in 1960.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This guy? This guy fucks.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You have a job?
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just watched the original for the first time in about 25 years and my primary takeaway is that Stockard Channing was at her prime hotness. My word.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why not?
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And it won't prevent them from being FBI agents.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They found out it's cancelled and that Year One isn't happening. Thats the short form .
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And now my life is complete. Thank you.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I missed the first installment and now my life will never be the same
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I admire the way the bare naked ladies have had a long career as a singing group without being able to sing.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's not new. This has been happening for years and years. long term staff get insanely powerful but that power is totally dependent on the vegetable in the chair
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
2029 is technically after the midterms.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He is the first AI generated actor. They showed an LLM a bunch of Glenn ford and Dick Powell movies and this is what they got. We need to be honest about this.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The female Glenn Powell then?
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thankfully Tim Scott is unconcerned about pussies.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One quarter pounder for everyone!
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Julie said that?
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen Kevin pollack catch fire in a movie I would have three nickels, which isn't that many nickels but more than you would expect.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Glenn Powell is the first totally AI generated movie star and I think we all need to stop lying about this.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AI generated movie stars will never be worse than Glenn Powell is right now.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
High church episcopalian.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Spock is the same in all timelines. Like O'brien.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Its the uniform from Spaceballs. Almost exactly.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
For 50 dollars he will show up at your party and pretend he's your friend. Give him a hundred and he won't.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Captain Marvel Hater is kind of a great name for a captain marvel villain
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Maybe you just get free stuff now.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The corruption in grants administration was problematic at best. He valued loyalty a great deal and often looked the other way/ refused to accept the truth when I came to longtime friends in his administration. He had a history of being bad with money and not understanding business. Often bilked
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That squirrel was two weeks away from retirement.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Billionaire arrested trying to pick up a cheap Ohio hooker. That's a headline you don't live down.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I like the two stretcher dudes picking him up instead of dragging him off by the feet. Good comedy.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It would explain why he looks and acts nothing like the Scotty we know.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I miss the days when Vancouver would poop out bad sci fi shows on the regular.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Everybody is swordfighting because nobody can just pull out a gun and shoot somebody.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I had totally forgotten Code of honor existed. So thanks for that.
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im4smithee.bsky.social @im4smithee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Giving a damn?
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