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Ilpala

@ilpala.bsky.social
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Late 30-something guy on Twitch

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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 1h
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 56m
I'm glad the debates went so well cuz I need SOMETHING the way the Cowboys are playing tonight--
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 1h
I want to JUMP--
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 1h
how much of a drag would it be to not have that kind of shared touchstone with the gaming community? If there were no iconic final bosses because the final boss changed for everyone? If there were no legendary soundtracks everyone could hum along to because it was "tailored to taste"?
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 9h
Turbo-cooked. Microwave nuked.
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 15h
The achievement in Lost Odyssey for flipping every poster, knocking over every rock pile, poking in every street pylon, etc was diabolical.
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 23h
age yourself with a childhood crush Listen
First Mate Jenny from Bucky O'Hare
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What was with Mistwalker and having an absurd number of environment items anyway?
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s what it do Yug
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My friend cannot find out about this
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Gainful hobbies” bitch I achievement hunt in FFXIV you think I’m turning any part of that over to AI? Accursed hoard scripting doesn’t count don’t worry about that.
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
B-b-b-b-but taxes baaaaad
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm so sick of this Austin Powers remix that keeps coming on during football. LET THE BEAT DROP, YOU CRUEL BASTARD!
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man my unbeatable JSN/Amon-Ra/Christian Watson WR stack today looked, uh... Pretty beatable.
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same here but yea only ever heard praise for the first one.
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus Christ to get back to this kind of politics on a national scale. Kind of silly how refreshing it is to see these guys just be normal.
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The reminder is great but trying to imagine the person who starts this grind TODAY. Godspeed.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sauceless.
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just ridiculously blessed as a Spurs fan
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Banging the table yelling “Dummymander” progressively louder
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You might say they’re clinging to their version of god and their guns
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Super Mario RPG deserves A if only for the moment, nine or ten episodes in, where you discover you can run.
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally was at UH for a year while Case was playing there, shit's wild.
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If this aint in an ad by the end of the week, he's fucking up
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just...can't get over how many ways there were to not have that specific ending for Dallas. Take more than one second before chucking the ball out of bounds on third and goal. Don't kick a touchback that runs no time off. Just CARRY THE GUY BACKWARDS FOR A SECOND AFTER HE CATCHES IT.
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cowboys getting fucked on a call, waow, so unexpected.
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh we're just GIVING giving them this TD, huh
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Egregiously bad call to put that PI on Bland there.
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So, not Fox News.
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*ahem* mi, mi, miii~
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Alfred Reinold Baudisch @alfredbaudisch.com · 24/09/2026
Pet project: 1) Advanced PS1/N64 game extraction (+all animations). 2) Website where you can browse and compare models, textures, animations, FMVs, for preservation. Already have FF7, Mega Man Legends 1 and 2 and MediEvil fully ripped. #FF7 #FinalFantasy #FFVII #PS1 #PSX #RetroGame #N64
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It took a fifty yard run by Bijan and a high hit roughing call on third down, but they are indeed in the red zone!
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They're the biggest fucking nerds on the planet.
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Get Donut outta there
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the assignment of the decade. Break up these goddamn rackets and salt the earth they stood on
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ban Kalshi, ban Polymarket, ban DraftKings if we’re still hungry at that point (I will still be very hungry). Double digit margins are yours if you take this one simple step!
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Dyvone @dyvone.tv · 22/09/2026
📢🔴Tonight. Replaying a favorite of mine. Blue Dragon. Akira Toriyama really said "What if Poop was a monster you could fight." And Sakaguchi went... "YUP!!!". Anyways. Like ~6 or ~7pm. 🫴🏾🤌🏾🫴🏾🤌🏾 twitch.tv/dyvone
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Futurama: Bender Pharaoh Statue Says Remember Me!
ALT: Futurama: Bender Pharaoh Statue Says Remember Me!
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Skattebo feeling himself and trying that vault move and I can't emphasize how much he should not have. Those little legs were not built for it.
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Do not elect, JD." Good advice!
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Really is wild how many different variants there are on these anti-Talarico "Ooga booga! Trans people! Six genders! Be scared!" commercials. Pretty sure people are gonna be more worried about six dollar diesel.
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me with the knowledge of today's headline: "I wonder which of his brains he fucked up harder landing like that"
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seeing these first two passes from Jameis...this about to be a long night, huh?
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Belated!
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My 9 anime. Toonami was huge in my childhood, couple other hits on here though.
My 9 Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, FLCL, Excel Saga, InuYasha, Cowboy Bebop, School Rumble, Dragon Ball Z, Hajime no Ippo New Challenger, Bleach
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Even knowing how it works, why is it there? The BEST case is that it just stops you in place for like ten or fifteen seconds.
That goddamn barrel in Carnival Night Zone in Sonic 3
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's a double entendre really.
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Gandalf's Iconic 'You Shall Not Pass' Scene
Alt: Gandalf's Iconic 'You Shall Not Pass' Scene
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Ilpala @ilpala.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So much goodness. I need to sink my teeth into another good JRPG soon but the MMO mines call to me.
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