Reposted by @ilovedick05.bsky.social

Them early teen days when ropes hung from the ceiling, and sperm was just a messy end product of 5 mins of furious wanking, and an inconvenience to clean up.
Now I wish I had this ability again to decorate the ceiling, and explain to my partner why we have stalactites in the bedroom 🤔🫣😵💫💦