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@illuminalt.bsky.social
272 followers 167 following 2.2K posts

I enjoy art, strange little creatures and never contributing anything substantial to the world

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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 3h
It's evidence, you'll know what it's evidence for when it happens
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 6h
It shall be done, m'liege, i will have gay sex and then shoot someone point-blank in the head with a prop gun
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 12h
Become less normal actually
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 12h
Oh boy oh boy oh boy
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Peak character design
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
all people when I don't use no adjectives for the no adjectives character
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BABA is SWEEP SWEEP is YOU SWEEP is WIN
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm shocked quite frankly (yeowch)
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why is he fresh as hell, they should have just ditched the CGI and made this guy Jar Jar Binks
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
- Me after drawing a really good picture of a boat but the water looks like ass
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ough my goddd i love himm
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yeees pleeeaaaze
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If this concept isn't adapted by some deranged pervert into a comic or fanfic or somethin by the week's end I riot
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reddit having the "sort by worst most downvoted" option is so terrible that I actually kinda love it
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Omg i love him
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Waog, cyclops guy
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stroke of penius
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Olivia is HUGE in this picture, i love it
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've noticed a few of the recent Loch pics are him as a stripper, dont know why this is kind of a theme but I like it
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love Tales From The Hood, that movie is The Shit
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Arliss my beloved
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*wobbles grotesquely*
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every so often you'll produce some random guy with a absolute peak character design and I adore him and then never see him again
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
YEEEEEOOOOWWWCH
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ario...
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Frisk really just has their dogs out outside
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FINALLY, I GET TO SEE WARIO'S ASS IN HIGH GRAPHICAL FIDELITY AS MIYAMOTO INTENDED
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why did the Kirlia evolve into a Gallade if she didn't want to, Gallade's one of those evolutions you have to really go out of your way to opt into
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have a teacher who sometimes does cooking lessons with me on the side, and she's constantly talking about how we need to get everything locally sourced to minimise our carbon footprint but she always has the Microsoft AI open mid-convo on her laptop
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Where does she keep all that semen
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have no issues with the show, but I don't think it's nearly as good as people say it is
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes please that is a phenomenal idea
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
homestuck fans are a varied group
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow how do they do that
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Roaring Cum going into the antler egg killed me
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh boy oh boy oh boy *kicks me feet giddily*
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Crossover of the century
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love when you're trying to find nerd shit at a store and find an employee who matches your geek, I once went to Cex to get one of those adapters for 3DS modding and the guy at the counter gave me a guide on how to do it and wrote down some website guides for me to check out
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i keep eating it alll sorryyy
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I always struggle with ABA because she's very awkward and slow, and I'm not great at utilising her form change thing
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This concept is fucken wild, i love it
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If not, you should. If you have, you should post it again
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
big.... blue? ????
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Agreed, I just want a boyfriend who I can get super gay with, but who treats me the way straight guys treat their friends
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
House Mimic
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dog has been sog
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
God forbid a girl have a hobby
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is probably how the guy who made chowder felt
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Book about the future of humanity, and all the fucked-up genetic mutations that happen to it at the hands of various space psychos
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Local Lurker @illuminalt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is Birdo shooting out one of her own eggs or eating one of Yoshi's
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