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Lady Palutena's general and defender of Skyworld! (SFW. MDNI)

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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
"Uh.....the Bumpity Bombs that tried to kill me? I mean, I guess I'm sorry I HAD to kill them....they're cute when they're not trying to blow me up."
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Pit has been frozen solid. Help.
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Stupid Pandora stole my floor ice cream....
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Screaming
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
A
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
*Angel nonsense*
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"So, what are you doing out here?"
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"Oh? Sorry. She was your ancestor? Huh...being immortal can be depressing. Nice to meet you!"
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"Uh....we met like....once? I'm Pit." He winces a little. "I think I fell on my keys..."
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"Ow........been a while....ow...."
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"Told ya!" Totally didn't guess.
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"Uh....of course!" Up, up down down, left right left right b a start.........A?
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"Hey, Zeldaaaaaaa-" The angel fell from the sky. He had tried flying again and landed right in front of her.
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"Y-yes?"
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"Okaaaaay! I was just asking. Sheesh!"
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
So......Metroid's getting new games....F-Zero got that 99 thing.....can I....? Please? I've been good.....
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"Fiiiiine. Do you know the code?"
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"....wanna play Contra?"
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"....what's that over there!?"
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"Hm? It does?"
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"No one touches the crown! Not even me!"
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"You know, normally you lead with the price. I can just not pay, now. I already have the advice."
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
How his cooking lessons are going:
media.tenor.com
homer simpson is pouring a box of corn flakes into a bowl of cereal .
ALT: homer simpson is pouring a box of corn flakes into a bowl of cereal .
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"....actually not a bad idea."
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"Well, Pitoo, we order out. A lot."
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
F-fine....
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I-
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I'm what, now?
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Hm?
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
We don't talk about what happened to Captain N. Tragic.
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I'll get the buckets...
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
So.........should we put out the fires?
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I haven't either. You said it was too violent for me.
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
...Oh......I thought we were doing a thing.
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
.....so which one of us knocks?
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Help
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The head general of Skyworld's armies and assistant to Lady Palutena! No, my name is not Kid, Icarus, nor any combination of the two.
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Anyone else think that Hades sounds a little like Tim Curry? Just me? Okay.
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The Fourth Wall is considered heresy by the Cult of Palutena.
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
So....the goddesses are fighting? ....do I need to get the Sacred Treasures again? There aren't any demon armies or reset bombs this time, right?
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
He's not even paying attention to the Goddess fight. He's just trying to beat Castlevania.
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
STUPID MEDUSA HEADS! LET ME GET TO DRACULA! FUCK!
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
He's flapping his wings, trying (and failing) to fly.
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
MMMMMMMPHHHHHH!!!
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Why am I being labeled as spam!?
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I'm going down to Ithica. Anyone need anything?
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I was so scared!
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
......maybe.....No idea what this says.
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Pit @illiterpit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Hey! I finally learned how to read!
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