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The Mighty Illintangy

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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THE authoritative source for heavy music reviews
Text with the title Forbes Review: Deafheaven’s 2026 EP Is A Brutal DelightMalcolm Forbes, wearing a white helmet and a brown leather jacket, sits on a red motorcycle in a dark setting. The motorcycle has a black seat and a black front fender. Another motorcycle is visible in the background.
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh, I see we’re doing the “let plainly illegal behavior continue until it’s too late to say no” thing again.
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Affirmative. System is deployed, integrated, and activated. All systems are go. Field Antiparty Response Team tactical squads are engaged and standing by.
Fox Business

Airbnb deploys anti-party technology ahead of July 4 weekend
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
We want extraterrestrials to see a guy eating a sandwich LIKE THAT?
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Pat’s:
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Just realized that my phone’s “Voice Memos” app has more snoring cat recordings than everything else out together
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
This made me snort
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Try our new rimu fruit smoothie, available now at Kiwijuice! www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/science/…
nytimes.com
Superfood Fuels Mating Frenzy for a Critically Endangered Parrot
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I think opposition to abortion is actually a great place to situate a working definition of fascism. The baseless desire for control over the bodies of an underclass, reaffirmed as such by that control. bsky.app/profile/dolp...
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Dream collab
Pitchfork headline:
 Oscars 2026: Nick Cave, Huntr/x
 Nominated for Best Original Song
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Bottoms Up!
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-pr…
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Harvard, you have a lot to answer for. gizmodo.com/floridas-sur...
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Florida's Surgeon General Is Now Peddling Fake Water
In a recent social media post, Joseph Ladapo endorsed the use of structured water, which doesn't actually seem to exist.
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
You won’t have any fraud if you just leave people to die
The “Roll Safe” meme where a comic actor smirks and taps his temple indicating knowledge
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
You can’t even blow shit up in the desert anymore ☹️ www.cbsnews.com/news/califor...
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4 members of far-left group charged for alleged terror plot in California, feds say
Attorney General Pam Bondi said the FBI and Justice Department thwarted "what would have been a massive and horrific terror plot" in Southern California.
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Fucking cowards. Absolutely useless. Can’t even look at themselves in the mirror. How can we expect to take the country back with this weak-ass “resistance”?
NYT:

The D.N.C. Is Killing Its Autopsy of What Went Wrong in 2024

Ken Martin, the Democratic National Committee chairman, ordered the report months ago but is now said to believe that its release would be counterproductive for the party.
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 25/11/2025
It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
The new BMW iX3 apparently has a Ukraineball driving assistant?
Blue and yellow ball with white eyes on the dashboardClose-up
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
C'est moi
Single comicbook panel showing the Hulk lying prone on some grass near a beach.
He's saying (in two speech balloons): "Hulk will sleep now, and maybe when Hulk wakes up ..."
"... everything that has made Hulk tired will be changed!"

(From Incredible Hulk #261, 1981)
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Evergreen
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Voronkov is on track for a 246-goal season. #CBJ
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Folks, I take no pleasure in noting that it’s “Decorative Gourd Season” season.
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Chipocalypse now
Pile of empty chip bags
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Joe Biden wearing sunglasses and eating an ice cream cone
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Digital illustration of red drawing on a mottled black background. An inverted five pointed star with a goat’s head ears and horns inscribed within the five points. The star itself is inscribed inside a circle. At each point is an inscrutable character which could actually be the letters MIWHT. Within the circle between the points of the star in an occultish script are the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Ok ok hear me out … what if there really ARE three Bs in “blueberry.”
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
“Thorny” with a “t”?
NYT headline and subhead: “The Inescapable Sydney Sweeney: The actress seems to be everywhere, fronting dozens of ad campaigns, and has lately become a beacon for thorny public discourse.”
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
A fascinating yet disturbing peek into the souls of two very weird and damaged people. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/17/o...
nytimes.com
Opinion | Is ‘Toxic Empathy’ Pulling Christians to the Left?
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
People aren’t allowed to say “Merry Prime Day” anymore
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Returned the trailer today.
Pic of a broken ball and chain
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Hot (?) take: all pizzerias should be required to specify on the menu whether their mushrooms are fresh or canned.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Today is the day that Donald Trump truly became president.
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
“Grok, delete ‘woke’ from all human knowledge.” *Terminator theme starts playing*
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Can’t decide whether this is all staged or if it’s too stupid to be.
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Trump intercepting all the revenge porn was not on my bingo card!!! 🤣🤣🤣
NYT: House Passes Bill to Ban Sharing of Revenge Porn, Sending It to Trump
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Average recent comment quality on bee sky dot app
A chart of the DJIA over the last month
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Never change, CNBC.
CNBC headline says “Dow turns positive, S&P 500 rises in massive reversal from steep losses Monday” and is immediately contradicted by the first paragraph of the article. Chart shows DOW dropping like a rock with a tiny little dead cat bounce near the end.
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Getting ready to be liberated! LFG!
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
OK, so it was actually a *greasy* knoll.
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Wow, I can’t believe it has been only 100 days.
NYTimes news alert: “The First 100 Days:
What have President Trump and his administration said and done so far? We are tracking his significant moves.”
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Amazing.
Screenshot of two adjacent headlines in Google News:

“Tesla's 2024 financial results are out-and they're terrible”

And

“Why TSLA is Rising Today”
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Look at this idiot
Guy changing a light bulb with one hand while holding a pole-mountable lightbulb changer in his other hand
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
who the fuck is scraeming “SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE” at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never sign in with google.
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Another day I’m glad I’m not a constitutional law scholar ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
*furious wanking motion*
Newsweek article excerpt:

There is "not a lot of time at all" until January 20, when Trump will be inaugurated, said Oren, who was ambassador to the U.S. from 2009 to 2013.
But "it's enough time for them to make a nuclear weapon" if Iran resolves to do so.
"This is a point I can't stress enough -that we're in a very perilous period," he added. "I don't think they'll dare do this on Trump's watch."
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Okay you’re going to look for two things:
CNN headline says:
"Winter vomiting virus' is surging. Dr. Gupta explains how to tell if you caught it
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Congrats to Justin Trudeau!
Apple AI news summary that says “Justin Trudeau will be the next Prime Minister”
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I’m gonna start a resistance lib account here and call it “Dumpster Eagle.” I will end each skeet with “Eeeeeaaa!!! (eagle noise)”
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The Mighty Illintangy @illintangy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Surely SOMEBODY could’ve come up with a better name.
The text “Playoff First Round“ is painted on the field at today’s Ohio State / Tennessee game.
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