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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 18h
Itty bitty pitty party!
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Musk wishes he has 1/1000th the rizz that Dracula had.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shout out to the kid for completely rag-dolling when Vivek went in for the lift.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Such as the fact that Koko was female.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Your next ragecation awaits in Maine!”
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think they’re also designed to make execution more palatable to the populace. By making it literally bloodless, they elide the horror of the state killing one of its citizens.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In the face!
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fun fact: the guillotine was designed as a more humane form of execution, in line with the Enlightenment ideals of the era of the French Revolution.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel like this is an un-tapped tourism promotion opportunity by Maine. "Come to Maine! And tell John Roberts he sucks shit!".
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, that's how I read all captions.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok. I need to see this now. Just to see how much of a trainwreck it is.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think they initially thought they had a setup for a "gotcha" moment, planned out his line of questioning, and booked the spots with the right-wing talk shows for the victory lap after. Then his staff realized they had fucked up. But Schmitt decided to go ahead and bluster his way through it.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I felt like he had trouble talking to people in general.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I cannot tell a lie: I did jump over that shark on waterskis
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So the ruling is going to be 5-3?
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Put its little mosquito head up on a pike as a warning to the other mosquitos.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Romeo oh Romeo where the fuck art thou Romeo”
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It was the pug of times, it was the woof of times.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm guessing either the writer of the article or the publicity flack at the studio they spoke with didn't know the distinction.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Folks who don’t watch TV are just behind cross-fitters and vegans in their desire to signal their virtue.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yesssssss
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Extension cord?
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Stop: Let him cook.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Never asked her to cook again.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey, us anxiety sufferers already had our moment in (out of?) the sun during the pandemic.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They set up these "super soldiers" as unstoppable killing machines, but apparently they needed to catch their breath after about 20 seconds of action. And there was pretty much zero development of any of the ancillary characters in the trailer park (outside of Reginald VelJohnson).
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Definitely. But I think they could have taken spent every dime on Drew Starkey's completely superfluous and inert storyline, and put into staging a better final 1/3 of the movie.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Are you guys gonna discuss this in the Filmcast? My friends and I spent an hour puzzling over what went wrong with it after seeing it.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
lol, I posted this before seeing your twitter yarn post.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nice yarn!
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have no tattoo expertise, but I assume it's like printing something at FedEx/Kinkos, and the color is roughly a bajillion times more expensive than the black and white.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*greater* 🤦‍♂️
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There's ALWAYS a great fool out there.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not only is this neutral voice maddening from the paper of record, it's also confounding b/c this is a local news story! Many of their local readers and staff were in Manhattan that day and lived through it and the aftermath in the days after, and lost loved ones.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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would
Alt: would
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's "both sides brain". They think they need to pose everything as one P.O.V. vs another. But in some cases, some stances/ideas are just bad. You don't have to entertain them.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Also, in a bad sign for what was to come, all I could think of in the opening scene was how long it took Arjona's character to carve all those jack-o-lanterns.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's one of the most confounding movies I've seen in a long time. The final 30 minutes was just mostly...inert. I think the setting was just not conducive to the siege story-line they were setting up. Also, they did absolutely no character building whatsoever outside of Adria Arjona.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yes. I’m saying that folks who wear MAGA gear are all emotionally teenagers, regardless of their chronological age.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That’s the motivation of anyone who wears those things. To troll the libs. Because they’re emotionally teenagers.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I mean, c'mon, the guy was out there like Oprah, "You get a fish! You get a fish! And YOU get a fish!"
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Same same
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Ken Watanabe: Let Them Fight
Alt: Ken Watanabe: Let Them Fight
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And that HE realized that he was wrong, and changed his ways. And that was how he was redeemed. By first coming to grips with his lack of charity, being contrite, and reforming.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fill the gaping maw of insecurity and self loathing that resides in the center of his soul?
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Seinfeld: Kramer's Mind Blown Reaction
Alt: Seinfeld: Kramer's Mind Blown Reaction
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A man tries to get his damaged rug replaced.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That was my first thought as well. But as far as I know, she’s doing this of her own free will, not b/c Trump snapped a One Wish Willow.
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illinirunner.bsky.social @illinirunner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Homer Simpson: I'm Going to Clown College
Alt: Homer Simpson angrily exclaims at his family that they’ve being standing in his way for long enough, and that’s he’s Going to Clown College
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