illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 22m"Iran may annihilate San Diego and LA, but this great President will bring a world-class golf course to Nebraska!" 000
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 10hShould have explained. This was a chyron on local news: "Hurricane Nolo crosses International Date line...becomes typhoon" 030
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 11hOn the Hayabusa to Tohoku last summer. The person in front of me set these cute acrylic stand displays on the window ledge. Later saw a beer and some snacks on the ledge, too. 030
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 11hI like this photo because it looks like a married couple who have been facing the ocean for thousands of years. 040
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 18hApropos of nothing, starts humming Monty Python's Bruces' Philosophers Song. 000
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A hurricane crosses the international date line and--BAM--just like that it's a typhoon. 130
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When you put a bearded clam to your ear you can hear "time and tide" and it tickles. 020
Reposted by illimijSameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students. 2015841538
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"For us to get to utopia there's gotta be...a leedle bit...of dystopia." 000
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ha ha. I remembered the painting but not the title, so I looked up "Christina's World" where Christina looks back longing from the field at the farmhouse where the bloody corpses of her family are so fresh they haven't even attracted flies yet. 020
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's been years since I've read it, so I needed to jog my memory for the details. Yikes. 010
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 04/10/2026As the Muskians prepare to leave for Mars there will an influx of Outer Solarians arriving and they will be saying "are you crazy? This is your best shot!" 000
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm someone who heard about this many years ago and thought I should take "baby Bayer"; I took a pill a day for less than a week. I just forgot. And here I am, still alive and thriving. 180
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Come on, somebody's gotta lose the Mandate of Heaven soon. 010
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 04/10/2026First: "Deploy Adam's apple" Second: "Send in the Military!" 010
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This resentment is a lot more widespread than I had realized. It's not Roger Stone with a tattoo. It's also the Republicans on the Supreme Court and likely been gospel for young Republicans for decades. 000
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Don't know if he's mobbed up, but Sean O'Brien seems to be a complete piece of shit. 0170
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 03/10/2026practice sword. It's a short fight, but as the opponent lunges for his sword on the river bank, Seibei leaps over him and cracks him in the head, knocking him unconscious but not killing him. 110
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 03/10/2026For me it's a short scene in Twilight Samurai. The main character, Seibei, accepts a dual challenge on behalf of his best friend. His BF's sister was married to a violent drunk, so BF got a divorce for her. Ex-husband claims honor and reputational damage. Seibei arrives for the dual with a wooden 112
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The guy who once derided the "reality-based" community starts shouting and pounding on the door. 010
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 03/10/2026And then force you to drive out of the parking lot while eating it. 010
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Heh, just saw a guy in Alaska interviewed on MS NOW complaining about gas prices. Asked if he voted for Trump, he said, "eh....no...well, maybe a little." 000
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Quick reminder that Kushner couldn't get a security clearance under normal circumstances in Trump1; he's always been that sketchy. 011
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 03/10/2026From what I've heard, there will be a glorious fall season in Vermont, Maine, and parts of New Hampshire. It's predicted that there will be rain and washed out colors along the I-93 corridor in NH, so stick to I-91 and I-95. 040
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Media: "Billy, we've heard you've been born again." Billy: "No, I said I'm into porn again." 010
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And so now I'm watching the official video and eegads! I'm so glad I didn't see this at the time. 010
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I got it as a senior in high school and had a tape for my Walkman when I went to Japan as an exchange student. I'll never forget how nervous I was and how it comforted me the first night, sleeping in a futon on a tatami floor my first night at the coordinator's home. 120
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Saw this Russian joke in BBC's Steve Rosenberg's daily YT short from Moscow: "The creators of AI complained to God: 'Lord, we created Artificial Intelligence, but it turns out it lies, it's cunning, and it's irresponsible'." "And the Lord replied: 'now you know how I feel'." 020
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A weird thing to me is that the program Rufo pushes has been out in the open for quite awhile before Rufo. Steve Bannon's first big push/complaint, in my memory anyway, was that non-white foreigners were taking all the SV and engineering jobs 010
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Nissan changed its name to Datsun in overseas markets to avoid association with WWII*, but then said "you know what? fuck it. Nobody knew anyway." *I'm making this up, but it has the ring of truth. 050
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Vivek? Kash? Any thoughts? The Indian-American community is certainly varied in political views, but there are significant numbers of Republican supporters among them. And isn't Rufo a southern Italian name? How'd he get in here? /s 000
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was listening to C-SPAN Wash. Journal for the 1st time in years yesterday. The topic was Hegseth's speech. Some vets called in saying "good; there's too many Generals who are out for their own careers. Heg's cutting the fat." None considered that he's cutting the competent. 050
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh know! I missed "I'm going to." I really am a dumAMERICAN. 001
illimij @illimij.bsky.social · 02/10/2026if but I can't make a fucking post without misspelling something. 100